We often receive demands for Premium paid support that would include satisfying the unusual requests. And we are glad to announce that since today we are offering 4 new corporate service plans:
Psychological counselling in case of “Nothing is working!”, “Oh no! Crash!” or “It's all up!”
Customer can request for any kind of strange feature (e.g. a video in your report) and we'll get it done over the night.
We will do the terms of reference for you. What the heck, we'll even write the actual program for you, with all the features and reports!
Via FedEx we ship you a personal Gremlin, who will scare off the fails. You won't have to feed him and he also can live in a box he came in.
Prices, terms and conditions are on our website: https://www.fast-report.com/en/