Homer: "I'm purposely gaining 61 pounds to get on disability!"
Marge: "Are you out of your mind? Have you thought about your health? Or your appearance?"
Homer: "So that's it, isn't it, Marge? Looks. I never knew you were so shallow."
Marge: "Oh, please. I would love you if you weighed 1000 pounds, but --"
Homer: "Beautiful! Goodnight!" #homersimpson #thesimpsons #simpsons #lol #jokes #funny