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Evan McLean
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RT @computerfact: Computers think using etchings in poisoned sand and measure time using vibrating crystals so if you were looking for magic you found it.
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“Your code is so bad the garbage collector left you with empty source files.” #programmerInsults
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Cartoon of the day — Moderately Confused http://www.gocomics.com/moderately-confused/2016/01/08
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Thought for the day: when I was younger I use to consider people less cynical than me to be naïve but as I’ve gotten older I consider them admirable.
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Cartoon of the day — Sinfest: I Am So Normal http://sinfest.net/view.php?date=2001-02-05
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“You, sir, are decidedly big-endian.” #programmerInsults
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This code is so poorly documented, Donald Trump wants to send it back to Mexico. #programmerInsults
(from https://ask.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=8978113&cid=51891157)
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“You’re a 10x hacker and it must be someone else’s fault.”
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“A full-stack developer is one who can add technical debt to any layer of the application.” https://twitter.com/RealNickJacques/status/704736550743986176
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You know, before the internet, “going viral” was a bad thing.
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I think we should petition for Pluto to be classified as a planet again, thus making this new one the tenth planet. Then all us fat, old geeks could yell out:

“Where are we going?”
“Planet Ten!”
“When?”
“Real soon!”
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Software developer and wry observationist.
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Software developer and wry observationist.

Evan is a computer programmer, software architect, application developer or whatever you want to call it. Most of the time he just says, “I work with computers.”

Evan likes lots of open source things like Linux, and runs openSUSE on his main computer at home, even though he develops software for Windows as well.
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Melbourne, Australia
Previously
Papua New Guinea - Tokyo