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I think we should petition for Pluto to be classified as a planet again, thus making this new one the tenth planet. Then all us fat, old geeks could yell out:

“Where are we going?”
“Planet Ten!”
“When?”
“Real soon!”
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“What do we want?”
“Now!”
“When do we want it?”
“Fewer race conditions!”
(from @wellendonner) #jokesForProgrammers
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Cartoon of the day — xkcd: Canada https://xkcd.com/180/
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“I don’t care if it works on your machine! We are not shipping your machine!” — Vidiu Platon
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Cartoon of the day — Sinfest: Dead ball 4 (demonstrating the fundamental difference between cats and dogs.) http://sinfest.net/view.php?date=2000-05-13
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RT @reverentgeek: We should have flying cars by now. Instead we’re fighting to convince the automatic faucets that our hands are really in the sink.
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Cartoon of the day — Savage Chickens: Good TV http://www.savagechickens.com/2015/10/good-tv.html
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RT @bcantrill: If this is your first tech bubble, let me give you some advice that was once given to me: enjoy the party, but dance close to the door.
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Cartoon of the day — xkcd: Keyboards are Disgusting https://xkcd.com/237/
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Inverse bus factor: “How many developers have to be hit by a bus before a project starts to proceed smoothly?” —@gasproni
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Pay that one.
BEIJING—Despite devoting countless resources toward rectifying the issue, Chinese government officials announced Monday that the country has struggled to recruit hackers fast enough to keep pace with vulnerabilities in U.S. security systems.
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Software developer and wry observationist.
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Software developer and wry observationist.

Evan is a computer programmer, software architect, application developer or whatever you want to call it. Most of the time he just says, “I work with computers.”

Evan likes lots of open source things like Linux, and runs openSUSE on his main computer at home, even though he develops software for Windows as well.
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Melbourne, Australia
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Papua New Guinea - Tokyo