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Eugene E. Kashpureff Jr (EugeneKay)
Works at Enetics Networks
Attended NetApp University
Lives in Vashon, WA


I'm on a boat!
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Does anybody have an original, empty Cards Against Humanity box they'd be willing to part with for cheaper than just buying another copy of the base game? I tossed mine when I got the bigger one, but it's over-full with unofficial expansions.
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And don't fucking say "just buy a cardboard one on Amazon". They look like shit.
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I guess some people still haven't migrated to PDF.
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Maybe I should get one and attach it to a voip ATA ;)
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Hey, USPS, my "Priority Mail 2-day" order from California to here in Washington? It totally didn't need to stop in Florida. A week late.

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USPS has been having some interesting issues lately. Girlfriend's package did the same thing, and it was coming from Oregon. Took 2 weeks to get here. 
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Hodor. Hodor Hodor Hodor. 
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hah nice
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+Hannah Green​ really loves me.
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To temper it, he asked for water about three times, but I kept forgetting and he never got his water.
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  • Enetics Networks
    Network Engineer, 2014 - present
  • K&H Research
    President, Lead Consultant, 2011 - 2014
    Formed new company to develop viable turn-key solutions and expert services with emerging cloud techniques. Built geographically distributed infrastructure using VMware, Xen, NetApp, Linux, OpenVPN, and other related technologies. Absorbed responsibility for LabShots development and support from Kashpureff, Inc. Expanded service to include additional capabilities. Provided consulting services for variety of clients in network security, management, and technical instruction.
  • Unitek Education
    NetApp Instructor, 2013 - 2014
    Contract position for NetApp training division, responsible for delivery of courses to clients.
  • Fairview VFD
    Firefighter, 2011 - 2014
    Joined local in-need fire department to assist community. Acted as first-due responder for variety of emergencies. Serve as on-call first-due firefighter for structure, rural woodland, hazmat, and vehicle collision scenes, and assisted with medical emergency calls. Training certifications include Basic Safety & Personal Protective Equipment, Radio Operations, Pumper and Tanker Operations, Rural Search & Rescue, and Rural-Woodland.
  • Kashpureff Inc
    Chief Technology Officer, 2009 - 2011
    Formed business to develop advanced educational solutions built upon commercially available technologies. Built lab environments product, LabShots, upon VMware and NetApp utilizing FlexClone techniques for automated snapshot management by end-users. Audited variety of NetApp courses including DataONTAP Fundamentals, ANCDA Boot Camp, CIFS/NFS Administration, Data Protection, and vSphere on NetApp.
  • Muchowich Offshore Oil Services
    Deckhand, 2008 - 2009
    Served aboard variety of crewboats in the Gulf of Mexico from 100’ to 165’. Directed deck operations, assisted with maintenance of equipment including diesel engines to 2000hp, and served as assistant watch officer.
  • Akula Communications
    Junior Sysadmin, 2001 - 2002
    Administered systems for Internet Services Provider based in New York City’s Fifth Avenue market servicing commercial and residential customers on the island of Manhattan. Built internal tools to assist with automated alerting and monitoring of systems health.
  • KB Labs
    Junior Researcher, 2000 - 2003
    Joined company to explore discoveries in computer networking and high-performance applications. Assisted with developments in DNS, network monitoring, artificial intelligence, and network management. Provided networking engineering and security consulting services.
    Datacenter Specialist, 1998 - 1999
    Assisted with migration of network infrastructure from 13 Broadway to 27 Broadway, including over 200 machines. Responsibilities included physical network layout, power and cooling design, cabling, and transport of hardware.
  • Alternic
    Junior Sysadmin, 1996 - 1998
    Oversaw provisioning and day-to-day operations of systems that provided DNS services to global clients.
  • Stockr, Inc
    Systems Architect, 2012 - 2013
    Engaged as systems analyst for networking design. Later contracted into Systems Architect position. Responsible for design and roll-out of cloud systems architecture for start-up business. Wide variety of responsibilities including network design, data backup/security, business continuity, ongoing management, software deployment and virtualized environment provisioning.
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Vashon, WA
Flippin, AR - Cupertino, CA - Seattle, WA - Elizabeth, NJ - Fort Lauderdale, FL - Baytown, TX - Charleston, SC - Plainfield, NJ - East Stroudsburg, PA - Willingboro, NJ
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  • NetApp University
    Data ONTAP, 2009 - 2014
    Certified Instructor: Data ONTAP 7G, Data ONTAP 7-Mode, Clustered Data ONTAP, Accelerated NCDA Boot Camp, SAN Scaling & Architecting, Performance Analysis, NFS+CIFS Administration, Oracle on NetApp, BNCA.
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