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Eugene E. Kashpureff Jr (EugeneKay)
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I'm EugeneKay! AT FULL POWER ONLY!
I'm EugeneKay! AT FULL POWER ONLY!

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Meow?
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But why is the rum gone?
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iLike my new toy. Android fanboys git rekt

Caveman technical support: "User reports rock no smash head. Can you verify that the rock is not a leaf? Has the rock been used to smash other heads?"

Nothing ever changes.


Mmm baklava

iBought a Roomba 650 in the lead-up to Xmas, and it has run every day since arriving. The dirt canister has always come back completely full of "pet hair", finely-powdered dust, crumbs, and all the junk you never, ever want to clean up by hand. Our apartment has never been cleaner despite dog, cat, and my own generous sheddings.

Highly recommended.

"sshd_banner /etc/ssh/goatse.txt"

And now, we wait.

Just caught a guy sniffing his dogs poop. Awkward

#QOTD

Power outage at home, but Alexa(plugged into a UPS) dutifully remembers to ring the alarm reminder, Yay! Internet is out, so she doesn't understand how to stop the alarm. Mute button still works.

#TheFutureIsStupid

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