Ten reasons why typewriters are better than computers:
"Typewriters never crash, never need software updates, do not become obsolete every four years, and require no backing up.
Because manual typewriters require no electricity, they’re environmentally friendly.
You can work in full sunlight, and not have to worry about the glare on your screen.
You can spill your drink on the keyboard and nothing terrible will happen to your typewriter.
Typewriters have unlimited battery life, and never overheat.
If something goes wrong with your typewriter, a screwdriver and some WD-40 are usually all you need for the repair.
Typewriters give your fingers a good workout, so it kind of feels like exercise.
Your eyes never hurt from staring too long at your typewriter.
When you write on a typewriter, your friends, family, and colleagues can all hear that you’re working.
You can misspell words and use bad grammar without your word processing program constantly judging you.
Typewriters encourage your writing by providing a celebratory ding at the end of each line written"