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Catching up on a fucked up 5 months...
Let's be upfront.  I'm not going to review any snack food in this post.  It's kind of a downer. So, I'm living by myself now. I'm living by myself in an apartment in Lincoln, NE with two cats. (So not really "alone") I moved here on Halloween weekend. I'm d...
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Welcome to the potato chip apocalypse...
Let's get this shit-show started! Hey, Kid.  Wanna buy some questionable fungus flavors? You're gonna get a two-fer today.  First up, Lay's Wavy West Coast Truffle Fries!   Holy Crap, Man! Truffle Fries!  Do you know how much good truffle fries are worth!?!...
Let's get this shit-show started! Hey, Kid.  Wanna buy some questionable fungus flavors? You're gonna get a two-fer today.  First up, Lay's Wavy West Coast Truffle Fries!   Holy Crap, Man! Truffle Fries!  Do you know how mu...
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In which I judge a book by it's cover...
This is in my hand, mistakes were made... I'm a sucker and perhaps a glutton for punishment.  I have purchased, on purpose, another (new!) flavor or Dinamita Doritos.  This time "Mojo Criollo" flavor. Next time I'm in bed with someone I'm going to say "Mi E...
This is in my hand, mistakes were made... I'm a sucker and perhaps a glutton for punishment.  I have purchased, on purpose, another (new!) flavor or Dinamita Doritos.  This time "Mojo Criollo" flavor. Next time I'm in bed wit...
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The picture on the bag looks gross. Thank you Doritos for assisting me in avoiding your product by showing me this photo.
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I have beheld a more glorious dawn, and mine eyes can see to eternity...
BEHOLD!!! We've been together a while here, and we're starting to become familiar with some of the things that will make me hate your potato chips or other bagged snackfood.  This may well be the snack that bucks the trend completely, so let's break it down...
BEHOLD!!! We've been together a while here, and we're starting to become familiar with some of the things that will make me hate your potato chips or other bagged snackfood.  This may well be the snack that bucks the trend co...
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I did it again...
Interviewer:  You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on i...
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My codependency with potatoes and salt...
The days are harder now. The nights are long, dark and deep. It has been so long since I felt you upon my lips, tasted you... I find myself turning to the embrace of others. Spending time with those I would not by choice have associated if you were near. Wh...
The days are harder now. The nights are long, dark and deep. It has been so long since I felt you upon my lips, tasted you... I find myself turning to the embrace of others. Spending time with those I would not by choice have...
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I feel out of practice...
Hello darkness my old friend.... I've come to eat Red Nuke Powder again. And tell the people about these chips that suck. Or maybe be rewarded for pressing my luck. For these chips are the warm-up to next week. Weird flavors I seek... Nice rich welcoming co...
Hello darkness my old friend.... I've come to eat Red Nuke Powder again. And tell the people about these chips that suck. Or maybe be rewarded for pressing my luck. For these chips are the warm-up to next week. Weird flavors ...
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Okay, this is just getting ridiculous...
So, here we are again, it's been awhile.  How have you been?  Things going well?  Good, good. . . OMG it's DORITOS JACKED 3D!!!!!!!! (Jalapeno Pepper Jack flavor) With Avengers 2 movie tie-in! I'm cautiously optimistic about this Tiny Triangles, very dense,...
So, here we are again, it's been awhile.  How have you been?  Things going well?  Good, good. . . OMG it's DORITOS JACKED 3D!!!!!!!! (Jalapeno Pepper Jack flavor) With Avengers 2 movie tie-in! I'm cautiously optimistic about ...
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Because I'm still not comfortable writing humorous essays about my personal problems...
Well, here we are again.  It's as good as being a snow day here at work, so you get this for your lunch-time reading enjoyment. Last week, on Friday, I went into the grocery store and found two new bags that caught my eye.  The Salt & Vinegar is not a "new"...
Well, here we are again.  It's as good as being a snow day here at work, so you get this for your lunch-time reading enjoyment. Last week, on Friday, I went into the grocery store and found two new bags that caught my eye. ...
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Post Xmas binge. . .
It is entirely possible that this whole snack-food review thing has finally driven me completely insane.  I looked at the nutritional information and the total calories involved is in the thousands. So, without further ado, here is your gut-distressing Holi...
It is entirely possible that this whole snack-food review thing has finally driven me completely insane.  I looked at the nutritional information and the total calories involved is in the thousands. So, without further ado,...
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