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In which I judge a book by it's cover...
This is in my hand, mistakes were made... I'm a sucker and perhaps a glutton for punishment.  I have purchased, on purpose, another (new!) flavor or Dinamita Doritos.  This time "Mojo Criollo" flavor. Next time I'm in bed with someone I'm going to say "Mi E...
This is in my hand, mistakes were made... I'm a sucker and perhaps a glutton for punishment.  I have purchased, on purpose, another (new!) flavor or Dinamita Doritos.  This time "Mojo Criollo" flavor. Next time I'm in bed wit...
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The picture on the bag looks gross. Thank you Doritos for assisting me in avoiding your product by showing me this photo.
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I have beheld a more glorious dawn, and mine eyes can see to eternity...
BEHOLD!!! We've been together a while here, and we're starting to become familiar with some of the things that will make me hate your potato chips or other bagged snackfood.  This may well be the snack that bucks the trend completely, so let's break it down...
BEHOLD!!! We've been together a while here, and we're starting to become familiar with some of the things that will make me hate your potato chips or other bagged snackfood.  This may well be the snack that bucks the trend co...
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I did it again...
Interviewer:  You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on i...
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Aha. I've only played the game once, so like, there's that
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In which I throw social media under the bus and make you sad...
We're dealing with a lot of shit lately.  Not just me, or my loved ones, but everybody everywhere; 2014 has been a hard year. This post is not intended to make anybody on any of my social media outlets feel guilty, and it is not a plea for help .  This is j...
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Finally, a practical review
So, here we are. It's Friday. It is Halloween. Here, at last, is a truly useful review for all of us: Equate Antacid Tablets You can pick one of these bad boys up for less that 4 bucks at your local Wally World As you can see, they fill the hand nicely.  Th...
So, here we are. It's Friday. It is Halloween. Here, at last, is a truly useful review for all of us: Equate Antacid Tablets You can pick one of these bad boys up for less that 4 bucks at your local Wally World As you can see...
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Okay, this is just getting ridiculous...
So, here we are again, it's been awhile.  How have you been?  Things going well?  Good, good. . . OMG it's DORITOS JACKED 3D!!!!!!!! (Jalapeno Pepper Jack flavor) With Avengers 2 movie tie-in! I'm cautiously optimistic about this Tiny Triangles, very dense,...
So, here we are again, it's been awhile.  How have you been?  Things going well?  Good, good. . . OMG it's DORITOS JACKED 3D!!!!!!!! (Jalapeno Pepper Jack flavor) With Avengers 2 movie tie-in! I'm cautiously optimistic about ...
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Because I'm still not comfortable writing humorous essays about my personal problems...
Well, here we are again.  It's as good as being a snow day here at work, so you get this for your lunch-time reading enjoyment. Last week, on Friday, I went into the grocery store and found two new bags that caught my eye.  The Salt & Vinegar is not a "new"...
Well, here we are again.  It's as good as being a snow day here at work, so you get this for your lunch-time reading enjoyment. Last week, on Friday, I went into the grocery store and found two new bags that caught my eye. ...
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Post Xmas binge. . .
It is entirely possible that this whole snack-food review thing has finally driven me completely insane.  I looked at the nutritional information and the total calories involved is in the thousands. So, without further ado, here is your gut-distressing Holi...
It is entirely possible that this whole snack-food review thing has finally driven me completely insane.  I looked at the nutritional information and the total calories involved is in the thousands. So, without further ado,...
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Pre-Xmas Snackfood Blowout!
Hello darkness my old friend I've come to eat bags of chips again Because of flavors softly creeping Onto my tongue and I am weeping And a sickness that is lodged into my brain Still compels With the burn of Red Nuke Powder.... FUNYUNS!?!  Again?!? I bet yo...
Hello darkness my old friend I've come to eat bags of chips again Because of flavors softly creeping Onto my tongue and I am weeping And a sickness that is lodged into my brain Still compels With the burn of Red Nuke Po...
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Do I really have nothing else to write about?
Doritos "Jacked" Spicy Street Taco. . . Jacked. . . Taco. . . meh Doesn't this bag just say, "Eat Me!"? What can I say that hasn't been said?  There is a lot of Red Nuke Powder on these.  Way more than necessary.  They are also so predictable yet forgettabl...
Doritos "Jacked" Spicy Street Taco. . . Jacked. . . Taco. . . meh Doesn't this bag just say, "Eat Me!"? What can I say that hasn't been said?  There is a lot of Red Nuke Powder on these.  Way more than necessary.  They are al...
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