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It has an unguent chamber!
In A Class By Itself
Standing at six inches tall, it was claimed that the RECTO ROTOR would "reach your vital spot to such good purpose," which kind of insinuates that there are some other products out there that reach the "vital spot" with nothing but malevolence in its heart and world domination plans tucked under its arm.

Once the vital spot was touched, a simple flip of a switch would send the infernal machine in to a hellish convulsive fit as it vibrated its way deeper in to your ass like an oil prospector drilling for crude. But here's the thing: the Recto Rotor knows there's no crude in your ass. It's smarter than that. So what does it do? It supplies its own crude. With the turn of a dial the vent holes atop the rotor ooze a white-ish lotion all over your prostate like... uh... well... sorry, we just can't come up with a visual comparison for that.

The ad boasts that it's, "Large enough to be efficient. Small enough for anyone over 15 years old." Please Lord tell us that's just an eyeball estimate, and not the result of extensive product testing.

http://www.cracked.com/article_17399_8-terrifying-instruments-old-time-doctors-used-your-junk_p2.html
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Why are we such a species of assholes? No other species causes such problems.

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This is genius!

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What a d-bag!
"They can't resign. They're fired!"
>"Sir, everyone has already left."
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Industrial design reaches new levels of wow-ness.

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Lee was not a fan of statues honoring Civil War generals, fearing they might "keep open the sores of war."

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