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Eric Lortie
Attended Nova Scotia Community College
Lives in Cape Breton, Nova Scotia
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    Information Technology / Web Design, 2009 - 2011
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Fusion powered. Monkey Operated. Ginger Hipster. Builder of Internets. My views are my own. It's silly we have to say this stuff.
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Hi there. Welcome to my profile. There was free coffee and complimentary cookies, but I ate them all.

If you're wondering where to put me, I'd probably fit in the following circles:

Web Design
Technology
Geek
Cape Breton
Halifax
Maritime Provinces
Gaming
Comics
Science Fiction
Star Wars: The Old Republic
Atheist and Theist discussions.
Politics



Born in Halifax, moved to Cape Breton in 2009 when my wife graduated from university and got a job here (Neither of us is from the region). I used the following 2 years to get a diploma in web development from NSCC and am now I build websites and junk. 

I like comic books and making laser noises while shooting things with my finger. I am owned by 2 cats. My wife and I like to hike and fly kites in our backyard, which always gets us weird looks. I am extremely outgoing, except for when I'm not, and I'm much less annoying than I appear at first glance.

9 out of 10 people who are me feel that I am awesome.

Nothing I say should be taken seriously, except for the stuff that I actually mean.

I have a kick-ass job with a kick-ass company. My opinions are my own and do not in any way reflect the views of my employers. It would be fundamentally absurd to expect that a company have opinions as stupid as mine on as many ridiculous things as I do. Honestly, anyone who thinks otherwise lacks any and all objectivity and needs to smarten up. 

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Development Team Manager
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Cape Breton, Nova Scotia
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Canada's Ocean Playground - Halifax, Nova Scotia

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Ok, yeah. This is dangerous. And stupid.

But also, it's totally awesome.

But mostly it's dangerous and stupid. I can't imagine what's going on over there that there are these many enraged heavy equipment operators roving the streets being spiteful towards those of do manage to get work. 

But I really think it's awesome how more and more machines keep coming into the video.
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This is me checking you out on Google+, LOL. Nice to see you today!
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New album by The Heavy?

This is a good month.
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A friend and coworker of mine played a part in creating an excellent song for the CBC Searchlight competition this year.

Give em a listen, and vote if you like it as much as I do.
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So this is a thing.

I am very, very excited for some solid nostalgia. I didn't own an N64 and only played a handful of games, but this was one of them and I played it a loooooooot.
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I haven't laughed this hard in months. I almost passed out.
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I'm pretty sure this is the first time I've seen a head of state quote Star Trek.
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Well, there you go...
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It still boggles my mind when world leaders are willing to do things like this.

Check out the comments for his answers to various questions about countless subjects, in both official languages.
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Learn from this, Internet, and nerd culture in general.

Did you shit on this kid at some point? I probably did. That mentality is what resulted in where he's at now. Maybe he didn't directly experience your disdain, contempt or mockery, but it was that same disdain, contempt and mockery that worked towards this result.

And yes, schizophrenia stems from the combination of a biological predisposition and environmental factors. Jake Lloyd has had a shitty life because of a decision his parents made, that probably brought him immense joy as a child, and how the world treated him for it.

This is one of the great shames of nerd culture. Especially since nerds, more than most demographics, should friggin know better. But we don't. We spend so much time and energy tearing people down, it's just awful.
America first met Jake Lloyd as a young Anakin Skywalker in the prequel Star Wars films. Find out why he’s being sent from jail to a mental hospital.
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I have 20k+ followers here, and less than 200 friends on Facebook.

This post recieved a totally different reaction in both tone and quantity on FB for reasons I'm unable to fathom, other than perhaps because it's... you know... Facebook.

https://www.facebook.com/Webstravaganza/posts/10153590795377709
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I'll prob wait for the 5$ Chinese knockoff, but this is definitely the way of the future.
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How did I not know about this?

I'm not a Warhammer fan, but I'm a HUGE Total War fan, and the though of being able to play Total War gameplay with fantasy creatures appeals to all of the things that I like about gaming.
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Anyone who approves of someone who would answer a question like this with such utter... nonsense, is categorically failing as a rational human being.
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Had a run in with a faulty ATM resulting in me being shortchanged several hundred dollars. Called the 1-800 number and received friendly, professional service indicating the issue would be resolved soon and that I should go in to the branch. Went into the branch, spoke to a teller and was told an investigation was under way and the money would be deposited in my account if they audited the ATM and discovered things were wrong. A week went by and nothing changed, so I went in and spoke to the branch manager. She was fantastic and immediately addressed the issue for me, fully admitting that it was super unlikely I was trying to rip them off given that I'd been a client for decades and had half a dozen services through them, including mortgage and car loan. It was a refreshing amount of respect and common sense. I wish the ordeal hadn't lasted as long as it did, and I'm fortunate that I was financially stable enough to be able to survive without 1/3 of my paycheck, but overall the experience left me with a continued positive view of RBC.
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