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Eph Zero
Works at Portland Community College
Attended Portland Community College
Lives in Portland, Oregon
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I was weak...yesterday I ordered an original size April start Techo to try out alongside my Cousin.
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I hope you enjoy it! Can't wait to see your photos :) Now that I've started a new job, I find myself wishing I'd got an original and a cousin rather than 2 cousins. My new job isn't as hectic as my last, so I don't need the bigger size as much. Oh well! I'm still in love :)
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Doing the 5K on May 2 Walk/Run for the Animals, benefiting Humane Society for SW Washington. Please sponsor me. :-) http://www.firstgiving.com/fundraiser/EphZero/walk-run


#humanesociety #benefit #animals #5k #animalwelfare  
Thanks for supporting the critters! <3
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Starting a fundraiser for better earpieces for the Secret Service, so they don't have to hold them in with their fingers all the time.
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FINALLY someone explains computers to us. And what the biggest thing in the world is.

Explain everything else to us by sending your own films to #ISFF2015: http://goo.gl/ABL6kO
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Today's Ohrwurm: Midnight Juggernauts - Into the Galaxy. I love their ELO-ish flavor.
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+F. FourFiftyOne On the Tilt-a-Whirl at the Corn Festival...
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I was the only one in the theater who laughed out loud at CONSCIOUSNESS.DAT in Chappie.
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Oh and I had a chuckle at CONSCIOUSNESS.DAT - and Chappie's choice of text editors. One more for the vi army.
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My space food arrived yesterday.
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I remember Johnny Carson once saying that he'd prefer not to have to take time to eat. He'd just as soon just take a pill if he could. I guess this is the next best thing.
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I don't need to read that. I've been to my family's Thanksgiving dinners.
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My dad's print shop equipment is up for auction. Please have a look if you're in Illinois and need any printing equipment (presses, bindery, general office, etc.). Thanks!
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Woo-hoo! I'm number 5330! I'm number 5330!
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Surprise! I just ran a 5K. :-)
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Yeah. The cold/exercise doesn't trigger it for me nearly as much now as the effin' allergies.
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I love that someone actually stopped and thought...

"You know what this door needs? A meme."
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Accessibility Technician
Employment
  • Portland Community College
    Alternate Format Technician, 2013 - present
  • Portland Community College
    Accessibility Technician, 2013 - present
  • Portland Community College
    Accessibility Aide, 2012 - 2013
  • Illinois Entertainer
    Webmaster, Classified Advertising Manager, Graphic Designer, Writer, 1990 - 2009
  • Portland State University
    Peer Mentor, 2006 - 2007
  • Institute for Interconnecting and Packaging Electronic Circuits (IPC)
    Assistant to Meeting Planner, 1989 - 1990
  • All-Redi Printing
    Typesetter, 1989
  • Sir Speedy
    Typesetter and general print shop stuff, 1988
  • Brandt Printing
    Typesetter and general print shop stuff, 1981 - 1987
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Map of the places this user has livedMap of the places this user has livedMap of the places this user has lived
Currently
Portland, Oregon
Previously
Morris, Illinois - Heidelberg, Germany - Chicago, Illinois
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Phone
407-374-9376
Email
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P.O. Box 2405 Portland OR 97208
Story
Tagline
Just the right mix of naivete and inquisitive genius
Introduction
My interests include document and media standards and portability, open standards, open source, user interfaces, mobile devices, sound processing, and speech technology. I have a soft spot in my heart for rejuvenating old and underpowered hardware by means of lightweight operating systems and software.

Bragging rights
I can swallow an entire handful of pills with one sip of water. Wait, that sounds bad. OK, I can also deadlift 175 lbs.
Education
  • Portland Community College
    Mostly math stuff, 2012 - 2013
  • Portland State University
    B.A. Linguistics, B.A. German Language, 2004 - 2007
  • Wilbur Wright College
  • Harold Washington College
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Gender
Female
Other names
Lisa Brandt Heckman, Eph Zero, Rosalie Scroggin, argotnaut, Snakey, Sluggy, The Slug Queen
Eph Zero's +1's are the things they like, agree with, or want to recommend.
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