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Eph Zero
Works at Portland Community College
Attended Portland Community College
Lives in Portland, Oregon
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HAPPYYYYYYY CATURDAAAAAAAAYYY

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Whenever it's said that someone is "arrogant" and "doesn't listen," I think, "Oh, I see...they're smarter than everyone else and ignoring their stupid ideas."
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I'm reminded of Stephen Wolfram -- arrogant whack-a-doodle? Seems that way.

Produced Mathematica and Wolfram Alpha.   
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I must say, I am pretty steamed about a $300k severance package for a guy who lasted less than two years, when I consider the salaries of everyone I work with at PCC, and the downright cruel rigmarole that's required to get a permanent job there.
PCC, which hired Brown after his 2012 ouster from Long Island's Dowling College, finds itself firing him in much the same manner, at a cost of $300,000
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I love these! Had never heard of them. I want this to be a thing again.
 
In the 1800s, long before swiping right, there were escort cards: paper cards that men presented to women as an indication of their interest.
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I think so too
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My second 5K: Humane Society for SW Washington 24th Annual Walk/Run for the Animals
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Nice!
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I admit I've had to watch this a couple times a day since my second Hobonichi arrived the other day.

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Thank you so much, +Samantha Pillsworth​! The package arrived today, and I got a notification that yours did too. Perfect timing. I can't help thinking I got the better deal, though...
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Yay!! I'm so glad it got to you safe and sound :) I hope you love everything!
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Two young ladies sitting behind me on the bus, speaking with 100% creaky voice. Ugh.
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There's no day like new glasses day!
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Oh hey, look! A film I acted in a few years ago was just posted yesterday. There were problems with the sound, so she turned it into a silent short. Why the heck not? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu4BdnsEazw
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I meditated on it all night and still can't find an answer.
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Want to trade?
One original-size weekly supplement, April start (April 2015-March 2016) and one glue pen for whatever ya got: paper, markers, pens, pencils, stickers, stamps...??? You don't even have to tell me what it is. I like surprises.
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Yay! A successful trade :)
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It's here! ^_^
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Yeah, I love it. :-)
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Education
  • Portland Community College
    Mostly math stuff, 2012 - 2013
  • Portland State University
    B.A. Linguistics, B.A. German Language, 2004 - 2007
  • Wilbur Wright College
  • Harold Washington College
Basic Information
Gender
Female
Other names
Lisa Brandt Heckman, Eph Zero, Rosalie Scroggin, argotnaut, Snakey, Sluggy, The Slug Queen
Story
Tagline
Just the right mix of naivete and inquisitive genius
Introduction
My interests include document and media standards and portability, open standards, open source, user interfaces, mobile devices, sound processing, and speech technology. I have a soft spot in my heart for rejuvenating old and underpowered hardware by means of lightweight operating systems and software.

Bragging rights
I can swallow an entire handful of pills with one sip of water. Wait, that sounds bad. OK, I can also deadlift 175 lbs.
Work
Occupation
Accessibility Technician
Employment
  • Portland Community College
    Alternate Format Technician, 2013 - present
  • Portland Community College
    Accessibility Technician, 2013 - present
  • Portland Community College
    Accessibility Aide, 2012 - 2013
  • Illinois Entertainer
    Webmaster, Classified Advertising Manager, Graphic Designer, Writer, 1990 - 2009
  • Portland State University
    Peer Mentor, 2006 - 2007
  • Institute for Interconnecting and Packaging Electronic Circuits (IPC)
    Assistant to Meeting Planner, 1989 - 1990
  • All-Redi Printing
    Typesetter, 1989
  • Sir Speedy
    Typesetter and general print shop stuff, 1988
  • Brandt Printing
    Typesetter and general print shop stuff, 1981 - 1987
Places
Map of the places this user has livedMap of the places this user has livedMap of the places this user has lived
Currently
Portland, Oregon
Previously
Morris, Illinois - Heidelberg, Germany - Chicago, Illinois
Contact Information
Home
Phone
407-374-9376
Email
Address
P.O. Box 2405 Portland OR 97208
Eph Zero's +1's are the things they like, agree with, or want to recommend.
Center on Disabilities at CSUN
plus.google.com

Changing the World for People with Disabilities

Dock Clock Plus (Night/Desk)
market.android.com

From the developer of the popular free Dock Clock comes the new ultimate version with almost every requested feature, and some more. Dock Cl

The Google+ Project
www.google.com

The Google+ project makes sharing online more like sharing in real life.

God Gave Me Breast Cancer Because He Loves Me | Fallen From Grace
fallenfromgrace.net

I am hesitant about writing this post. The reason is that the main character of this post is someone that I respect very much. She is a pers

Google+ Users Irked at Surge in Deleted Accounts
www.pcworld.com

Google combats fake names, but some users argue for exceptions -- or at least a warning.

Cone mail client
www.courier-mta.org

Introduction. Cone is a screen-oriented E-mail/News reader and writer. If you are reading this documentation from within Cone, you are actua

Amazon MP3
market.android.com

Shop for music on your Android phone or tablet. Play music stored on your device and play or download music stored in Amazon Cloud Player. T

YouTube - ILLEGAL DRUGS
www.youtube.com

Create AccountSign In. Home. BrowseMoviesUpload. Hey there, this is not a commercial interruption. You're using an outdated browser, whi

Karl Edwards Studio Illustration and Fine Art
karledwards.com

This is the website of illustrator and artist Karl Edwards. Specializing in humorous illustration, children's books, packaging, custom wine

Suzanne Tufan | Portland, OR | Folk / Indie Pop / Accoustic ...
www.reverbnation.com

Suzanne Tufan Music, Lyrics, Songs, and Videos by Suzanne Tufan at ReverbNation.

dict.leo.org - Deutsch-Englisches Wörterbuch
dict.leo.org

Keine Anzeige von Einzelworttreffern bei Mehrwortsuche; Keine Rückverlinkung der Ergebnisse. Substantive; Verben; Adjektive, Adverbien; Präp

Undriving and Undriver Licensing: Engaging People to Reduce Car Use
undriving.org

Undriving motivates people to reduce car use and to encourage others to Undrive too.

Pedal Nation - The PDX Bicycle Show - April 2011 - Portland, Oregon
pedalnationevents.com

The PDX Bicycle Show is Portland, Oregon's premiere bicycle show put on by bicyclists for bicyclist. This 3 day event is held at the Oregon