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Eph Zero
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Early adopter, early abandoner
Early adopter, early abandoner

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You can tell who doesn't have to do last-minute taxes this weekend.
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Nearly a half pound of disgusting, smelly hairwad in my shower drain. It was like pulling a dead ferret out of there.
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PLEASE DON'T BUY A PUPPY FOR YOUR BOYFRIEND...especially if you are a healthcare volunteer. Your boyfriend is sure to die in an accident. SAD!

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4/8/17
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Squat 1RM 135#, via my trainer Marc Leonard on Instagram:

"My client @eph.zero finishing her first squat program. After ten weeks and starting with 65lbs she hit all three of her lifts, at 105,120 and a solid 135! So proud of her and all of her hard work! This is why I train! #womenwholift #powerlifting #strong #squat #trainhard #thisiswhyitrain #lovemyjob"

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I HATE EVERYTHING
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Only in Portland.

Coincidence that these two incidents co-occurred? I think not.
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Buster hard at work mashing down the cushions on the new sofa.
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EAT FIGS
LIVE FOREVER
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Buster is a blanket burrower. <3
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