Okay, let's see +Danial Hallock
You must keep yourself from dying? Why? Maybe someone else would be better off if you were dead?
You mustn't stab yourself in the eye? Why? I agree it's probably a bad idea to do it, but why must
you not? If you do it, it will hurt, but you will probably survive and if you have one good eye you're actually still fully functional.
Give me an action that actually causes the imminent destruction of Earth. Otherwise I think it's a bit to sci-fi a scenario.