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But I still don't get the EIC. #ThirdClassCitizen
President Obama's executive action on immigration entitles 4 million illegals to 3 years of tax refunds even if they never paid in a cent.
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What kind of respectable establishment drops the breakfast menu at 10:30 AM? That is complete and utter bullshit and should be illegal. #Hangry #Breakfast
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I'm hatin' it.
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I think +Waned Malave​ agrees.
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Hooray for theocracy!
"The Prophet ordered us to get rid of statues and relics."
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I'm hyped! Too bad I'm poor.
Pebble Technology is raising funds for Pebble Time - Awesome Smartwatch, No Compromises on Kickstarter! Color e-paper smartwatch with up to 7 days of battery and a new timeline interface that highlights what's important in your day.
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Short story worth a read!
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I'll get the nutella beard mext time I go running.
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I gotta admit I almost cried. I think I did a great job hiding it by rubbing my eyes like I was tired. The land of Ivalice, nay, the world... Nay! The cosmos is once again safe from chaos.

Many thanks to +Gabriela Vélez , +Richard Kinch , +Carlos Ortiz +***** and +Ruben Rodriguez for giving me this opportunity. I assure you my life is a lot better now. This is the end of #FinalSavagery2013. I hope I see you again soon!
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Robert "Bob" Hobberton III has found his place in the Land of Illusion of Elemental Fire.  As it did from the beginning, the fire in his soul burns bright to guard the world against the void of Chaos.  The land and the people who survived are safe again. 

For Bob... well fire suits him just fine.  Just ask anyone in the Blankonia Academy of Science and Magic.

Goodbye to my fellow members of Clan Quintessense.  We went beyond the call of duty (hehe) and saved the world through our sacrifice.

And to anyone who plays with fire, may Bob have mercy on his soul.
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I thought this was obvious, but I guess it's not. Read this. 
If you haven't already filed your taxes, you're probably considering TurboTax, the widely used software that makes filing a return easy for our nation of babies and dimwits. Consider an alternative: according to two former high-ranking employees, the company ignored rampant refund theft because it could take a cut.
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Puerto Rico's legislators and creditors need to recognize that it will never be able to pay its $73 billion in public debt.
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My weird funeral plans are getting less weird every day, by comparison. This happened in my hometown.
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Yo, any of my homies know anything about #Amiibo  training? I've trained my #MegaMan  (Named BurgerMan, because I love burgers) to level 50 based on recommended training methods I found online.

I let him train up to LV 20 with a Lv9 CPU Mega Man and he got the hang of it real quick. I then added myself to the mix, and then other amiibos, until he got to lv 50.

I had noticed no bad habits until now: He sucks at the sudden death game! So upon further inspection, he simply doesn't know he should use his smash moves against others above 100%! And he has the best smash moves! Burger Man should be dominating the sudden death game!

So I fought him with his handicap all the way to 300% and spammed the heck out of the side smash, and looks like he learned how to use it, but now he's still not using it efficiently. He will spam the move at the air, or  continue to pummel beyond 200%. I could continue trying to teach him, but I can't keep up with him unless I spam him at 300%. Any tips?

Right now I'm letting him fight against another similarly-equipped Lv9 Mega man and a team of two random fighters both at 200%. I hope BurgerMan sees the other Mega Man using his charged-up mega buster and gets the idea.
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Also known as teh 201d.
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I have 5 kids that I get to see every day, all with the same mother, who is still married to me. I don't live with my mom. I also have an awesome beard since before it was cool. I have no Facebook.
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El Gobierno no ha informado a los padres sobre la perspectiva de género
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'Gamers' don't have to be your audience. 'Gamers' are over.
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'Game culture' as we know it is kind of embarrassing -- it’s not even culture. It’s buying things, spackling over memes and in-jokes repeate

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