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Since when can you pre register on Google store. 
Allo is a messaging app that makes conversations easier, more productive, a...
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Awaken the Force within you. Choose a side and your Google apps will follow your path.
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Google Cloud Bigtable has arrived.

Bigger than a data warehouse and fast enough for real-time access, the extremely scalable NoSQL database that powers Google is now available to developers worldwide. goo.gl/ZGhkVX  
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Slightly NSFW, but the funniest damn analytics video I've ever seen.

Nicely done +David Booth @ +Cardinal Path, made for the +Digital Analytics Association awards #measure #hilarious #winner

(for context, this is a shot-for-shot remake of this YouTube classic: youtube.com/watch?v=ZUG9qYTJMsI)
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Apple Engineer Talks about the New 2015 Macbook: https://youtu.be/KHZ8ek-6ccc
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Now that was a good laugh! (mine)
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Best quote ever

"I was chosen by God because I am the best programmer on the planet and God boosted my IQ with divine intellect." ~Terry A. Davis

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I wrote all the code from scratch, including a 20000 line of code compiler that makes x86_64 machine code from HolyC or Asm and operates AOT and JIT. My JIT mode is not interpreted. It optimizes and compiles to x86_64 machine code. I was chosen by God because I am the best programmer on the ...
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Eduardo, I have a question about Google Docs. Can you help me?
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Scientists estimate that there are over 100,000 intelligent alien civilizations in our galaxy alone—but we've never heard anything from any of them. Here are 13 possible explanations for why.
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Google Analytics Introduces Product Release Notes

Ever feel like you just can’t keep up with all the new features in Google Analytics? We hear you! To help you keep track of everything that’s going on, we’ve started publishing Release Notes in our product Help Center. http://goo.gl/q7gZ3f
Ever feel like you just can't keep up with all the new features in Google Analytics? We hear you! To help you keep track of everything that's going on, we've started publishing Release Notes in our product Help Center. Release notes will be updated periodically and will have the most ...
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What I don't understand is that based on what I read it does carry both data and power, but you kinda have to choose. You can carry the full 100w but then no or slow data or get the full data speed but then little to no power. So 1 port shouldn't be enough. Why did they choose to include only one and not 2 as the Chromebook?
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Great value. Clean and spacious bedrooms. It seems they underwent recent renovations.
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Clean great location but really small rooms. Seriously never seen a room so small. If you have too much stuff it won't fit in this room. It has a great value for to location though. If you can get over the size it's worth it.
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Good experience overall. We just stayed for a night on a weekend trip to explore long island. This hotel has a good central location and had a great value.
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I used to come here every week we loved this place. This was back in 2015. In the last year the quality really went downhill. I'm not sure if they changed owners, but we used to see her in the store everyday working hard, and we just haven't seen her in a long time. Last 3 times we were there we had bad experiences. The only reason we came back after the first one is because we had a history with this restaurant and wanted it to be just bad luck. The food taste was not the same, service degraded, quality went down. We're not coming back unfortunately.
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Watch out for hidden fees. I didn't pay attention when I signed and even though I prepaid in full through the site my final charges were 200 more. Avis never again. The staff was also very rude when I questioned about the charges.
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