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Summer is here, so here are a few tips to help enjoy the sunny season.

1.) It's BBQ, never Barbeque.
2.) Soup hibernates for the next 4 months (6 if he sees his shadow in October).
3.) As far as we know, pico de gallo translates to "pieces of awesome".
4.) The best popsicles are always red (bonus points if it's Star Spangled).
5.) Always read the fine print.

So let's celebrate longer days by staying inside, ordering something non-meltable from our fully air conditioned app (http://eat24.com/app) and using the code^ below on something you don't have to cook in a hot oven.

Coupon Code:
heat24

Order Now: http://eat24.com


You're the seedlessness to our watermelon.

Love,


^Good job making it down here. If you're an Android user, you're in luck. Here's the deal: You can get $5 off your Yelp Eat24 order, and all you have to do is checkout with Android Pay for the first time on the Yelp Eat24 Android app. The discount is one use per customer on an order of $10 or more. This offer expires July 31st at 11:59 PM PDT, while supplies last. US only. And now on to the Fine Print for the coupon above. This $2 coupon expires on Sunday, June 26th at 11:59PM PST. You must have a Yelp Eat24 account to use our code, which can only be used once on orders with a subtotal of $10 or more when paying with Credit Card, Apple Pay, Android Pay, or PayPal. The coupon is valid only on Eat24.com or the Yelp Eat24 app. Oh, and if you have an iPhone and are feeling left out, don't worry... We'll have something special for you next week.
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Hey there,

We love sending you coupons. It's pretty much our favorite thing to do. But this week we thought we'd try something different and have you send us a coupon. We aren't picky so we'll take pretty much anything... a free yoga class for goldfish, a 2 for 1 on couches, an IOU for muffins. Just no coupons for bees. We don't want bees.

As a token of our appreciation, please accept this coupon^ to use on our discount-loving app (http://eat24.com/app).

Coupon Code:
thanks24

Order Now: http://eat24.com


Love,
Yelp Eat24

^Coupons are an important part of our lives, but if you ask us, there are some things that should always be full price. Like an elephant. Discount elephants are bad (their trunks never work and they make baboon noises). Also if you're going to buy a Ferris Wheel, avoid BOGO specials. All you're gonna get is two rickety Ferris Wheels. It's OK to lease an irregular igloo, but never buy or your roof will leak melty ice cubes everywhere. And of course never, ever hire imitation fine print. Always go for the good stuff, like: This $2 coupon expires on Sunday, June 19th at 11:59PM PST. You must have a Yelp Eat24 account to use our code, which can only be used once on orders with a subtotal of $10 or more when paying with Credit Card, Apple Pay, Android Pay, or PayPal. The coupon is valid only on Eat24.com or the Yelp Eat24 app. Now remember one last thing. Discount burgers are awesome, but discount sushi is fishy.
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Even though there's a strong no-cooking policy at Yelp Eat24 HQ, we still enjoy coming up with dream restaurants we wish someone else would open (and then deliver to us). Like a sandwich shop that blends up Sub Shakes. Or a BLT place that doesn't even serve BLTs because their BLT stands for Burger Lasagna Tacos. Or a Nutella only pizza place called Dessertzza. We could go on.

We're not starting a restaurant anytime soon, but we do like to pretend by ordering two random things and putting them together to test their deliciousness. Try it. It's fun. Just download our curious about Tiramisushi app (http://eat24.com/app), use this code^ and order the next food craze.

Coupon Code:
piefry24

Order Now: http://eat24.com


You're the TacoBurger to our SpaghettiCake.

Love,
Yelp Eat24


^Before we get to the Fine Print, here are some other dream restaurants from people around the office. Dave from Accounting said his would be a place that serves tofu on rice cakes. The kittens that run our menu department want an all-you-can-eat tuna bar, and the Mailer Daemon wants a place that gives you waffles and head massages. Our lawyers just want a place they can sip gourmet water infused water while you read their Fine Print: This $2 coupon expires on Sunday, June 12th at 11:59PM PST. You must have a Yelp Eat24 account to use our code, which can only be used once on orders with a subtotal of $10 or more when paying with Credit Card, Apple Pay, Android Pay, or PayPal. The coupon is valid only on Eat24.com or the Yelp Eat24 app. Lastly, in completely unrelated, but kinda related news, we collected the best questions people asked The Mailer Daemon, and you can read them all here: https://blog.eat24.com/yelp-eat24-angers-the-mailer-daemon/
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A few weeks back, we were called out for “making stuff up” about quesadillas. While these rumors are false, we have decided to cite our sources in this email to avoid any confusion.

- Burgers were invented to keep French Fries¹ from being so lonely.
- The tiny fish eggs on top of your California Roll² are called “sushi sprinkles”.
- Tacos³ taste exactly 27% better when you tilt your head to the left.


To compile your own research, download our fact-checked app (http://eat24.com/app), order enough fried rice to complete your book report, and show your work by using this coupon code^.

Coupon code:
MLA24

Hungry? Order Now: http://eat24.com

You’re the Tab Key to our pushing the Space Bar five times.

Love,
Yelp Eat24

¹ Bacon, Chris P., Jr. “Are Cheeseburgers Lonely or Just Misunderstood?” Eat24.com. Yelp Eat24, 07 Jan. 2014. Web. 01 June 2016. <https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yS189GRNfl8>.
² Roll, Phil E., Sr. The Big Book Of Tasty Sushi. 24th ed. Vol. 12. MakiLand: Yelp Eat24, 2014. Print.
³ Mole, Guac A., XI. “Where’s My Taco Emoji?” Bacon Sriracha Unicorn Diaries 24th ser. 24.24 (2014): n. pag. Yelp Eat24. Web. <https://blog.eat24.com/where-is-taco-emoji/>.


^Our sixth grade language arts teacher would be proud to hear we’ve also written MLA-formatted reports about how egg rolls make you more attractive, why cake is the greatest gift ovens ever gave mankind, and the reason saying “panini” makes you happy (though not as happy as eating paninis). Plus, we have a Persuasive Essay on why you should choose Sriracha over ketchup and a Cause/Effect Essay about how eating more salad reduces the amount of fettuccine you can eat. Of course, the only essay our lawyers ever wrote was this Fine Print: This $2 coupon expires on Sunday, June 5th at 11:59PM PST. You must have a Yelp Eat24 account to use our code, which can only be used once on orders with a subtotal of $10 or more when paying with Credit Card, Apple Pay, Android Pay, or PayPal. The coupon is valid only on Eat24.com or the Yelp Eat24 app. Now please excuse us while we go write a Comparative Essay about the different kinds of BBQ.
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+Julie Langley we love you more!
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Hi. It's me, the Mailer Daemon. You might know me from such email services as letting you know your message didn't send, reminding you there are two "S's" in your Aunt Carol's Hotmail address, and my personal favorite, bouncing reply-alls.

Looking through billions of emails may sound like a dream job, but it also means I'm busy. Super busy. So just like you, my friends at Yelp Eat24 help feed me every Friday (and Tuesday and Thursday and sometimes Sunday).

In honor of all of us hard at work on mindless, repetitive tasks, download the best taquito-bringing app (http://eat24.com/app), use my special code^ and order something with extra guacamole to get you through to the weekend.

Coupon Code:
daemon24

Order Now: http://eat24.com


You're the SMTP to my TCP/IP.

Love,
Mailer Daemon
AKA Yelp Eat24

^Obviously being the Mailer Daemon is super important (Hello Mailer Daemon, we know you're still listening), but it's not the only heroic job out there. For instance, Red Squiggle and Blue Squiggle (aka Mr. and Mrs. Squiggle) keep us from accidentally typing things like "tacooo" and "What sound do cheeseburger make?" Then there's Undo sent message, who constantly lets us take back the hangry emails we send in a dumpling-less rage. And, of course, all due respect goes to the Fine Print, who bores us with his technical and legally accurate jargon: This $2 coupon expires on Monday, May 30th at 11:59PM PST. You must have a Yelp Eat24 account to use our code, which can only be used once on orders with a subtotal of $10 or more when paying with Credit Card, Apple Pay, Android Pay, or PayPal. The coupon is valid only on Eat24.com or the Yelp Eat24 app. Finally, shout out to autocorrect. Thank you for always changing "duck" to "duck." Wait. Duck. Foiled again.
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We are here for you when your kitchen only has 1 star on Yelp.

25 Tweets That Will Only Make Sense To S**t Cooks

https://www.buzzfeed.com/genamourbarrett/tweets-that-are-way-too-real-for-people-who-are?utm_term=.tuy6MKkDvW#.wqG2RqO5vY
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An excuse to bring you dog gifs. Why not?

See more: https://blog.eat24.com/the-best-dog-gifs-on-yelp-eat24s-computer/
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We did it.
Did you know the Mailer Daemon loves waffles and is just looking for a friend? Yelp Eat24 reveals all.
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+Andy Gill whoops! Sorry we missed you last night. Hang on to code 'shrimp' for next time.
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Did you know: There aren't any famous poems about food delivery. Well, we're here to change that. <Clears throat>

Taco, taco, how your shell crunches.
But dumplings exist, so let's have two lunches.
Tikka Masala, then fries and a nap.
Ordering every single meal on our poem-writing app (http://eat24.com/app)

And since we aren't sure what rhymes with coupon^ (moupon?) we'll just leave your code right here.

Coupon Code:
poem24

Order Now: http://eat24.com

You're the chicken wings to our onion rings.

Love,
Yelp Eat24

^While we've gone ahead and made the ultimate poem for food delivery, there are still a few more literary accomplishments we'd like to achieve. We want a limerick about lasagna, a sonnet about sausage, some slam poetry about pasta, a ballad for breadsticks, a Homeric Epic about éclairs, a perfect 5-7-5 haiku for hamburgers, a lament to lamb chops, a few verses about veal parmesan, an ode to olives, a quatrain to quinoa, and a simple short story about short stacks (our collection of flapjack fan fiction doesn't count). While we get to work on these, read this fable (except not, because it's very true and legally binding) about fine print: This $2 coupon expires on Sunday, May 22nd at 11:59PM PST. You must have a Yelp Eat24 account to use our code, which can only be used once on orders of $10 or more when paying with Credit Card, Apple Pay, Android Pay, or PayPal. The coupon is valid only on Eat24.com or the Yelp Eat24 app. Now, alliteration aside, anyone aspire to author an anecdote on asada?
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Our mission is to keep you from having to cook, shop or wear pants. Eat24.com. Order today, leftovers tomorrow. Did you just solve dinner twice? Yes you did. Science!