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Drazenko Djuricic
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Good joke ... I think?  :D

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"An American, an Indian, and a Russian got in h3ll and plead to the Devil that they don't belong here. The Devil, bored, makes them an offer: "I will strike you 3 times with my whip, and if you survive, I'll let you go. You can use anything you want as a shield".

The American goes first. He builds a high-tech shield from depleted uranium and composites, and hides behind it. The Devil strikes once - the shield cracks; twice - the shield falls apart; thrice - the American is no more.

Next goes the Indian. He puts himself in some advanced Yoga position and goes into deep hibernation. The Devil strikes once - nothing; twice - the Indian shivers a bit; thrice - the Indian grunts, but lives. The Devil is amazed and tells him he's free to go. The Indian asks "May I stay and watch? In all jokes the Russians somehow come out on top. I want to see how he will do it this time". The Devil nods and turns to the Russian: "So, what will you use as a shield?"

The Russian: "The Indian, of course". "
An American, an Indian, and a Russian got in Hell and plead to the Devil that they don't belong here. The Devil, bored, makes them an offer: "I...
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What a fucking sad day for mankind ... when religious zealots destroy archaelogical artifacts in museums :(

#islamicterrorism   #isis  

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#ISIS enters today Mosul Museum and destroy our heritage for good
If it wasn't for the betrayers from mosul the Saudi, Tunisian or afghani wouldn't enter the country and destroy all Iraqis heritage... 
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I am utterly dismayed by the pervasion of religion. I find faith can give people a guideline and help them be better.
I must admit though, that notion is being sorely tested by all the dimwits.

I struggle to understand how we, with all our tech and knowledge, somehow are being more stupid than ever.

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LOL :D

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+Drazenko Djuricic even better put Ann Rice there
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sleeping_Beauty_Quartet
ive only read the first book and that stuff is filthy

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Religious extremists at what they do best: Destroy human knowledge ... :(

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ISIS verbrennt Piloten bei lebendigem Leib. Dann 30 Menschen. Und jetzt das. Heine und Nazis: Da war's noch andersrum.

Aber: Das hat mit Religion und insbesondere dem Islam nichts... Ach! Ihr wisst schon...
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Isis militants have reportedly ransacked Mosul library, burning over a hundred thousand rare manuscripts and documents spanning centuries of human learning.
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Bastards 

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Sollen Eltern gezwungen werden, ihre Kinder zu impfen? Dieser Schritt wäre falsch. Wer sich aber gegen die Impfung entscheidet, handelt fahrlässig.
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+Ralf Urban Zustimmung dazu. Ist ja bei anderen Delikten auch so, z.B. Volksverhetzung, Aufruf zu einer Straftat, Anstiftung, usw.
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100% true. And some of the points are valid for Switzerland too ...  :D

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Einige Punkte treffen ja schon auf mich zu :)
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At least one of your friends is still at university aged 33.
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Nothing better than freshly ironed underwear on a cold morning.
 
Jennifer Teege ... the black woman who found out that her grandfather was Nazi war criminal Amon Göth ("Schindler's List").  Whoa :/

http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-24347798
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIcb_Uh3ciY

Now that's a "family secret" ... :-O

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I would like to ask her some questions about her secret and after that sharing some "secret-ion-s" with her. 😁😁😁
 
Problem solving guidelines around the world ... :)

#problemsolving   #humor   #meme  
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IT System Engineer Unix/Linux, VMware
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Linux, Unix, Virtualisation, Virtual Desktop Infrastructure, Thin Client Computing, Server Based Computing, Secure Remote Access
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  • NZZ Management AG
    IT System Engineer Unix/Linux, VMware, Windows, 2014 - present
    IT System Engineer for Unix/Linux, VMware, Windows, Citrix
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    Freelancer, 2013 - 2014
    always looking for new projects ... ;-)
  • Acceleris GmbH
    Technical Consultant & IT Administrator, 2007 - 2013
  • Hewlett-Packard
    EMEA Telecom & e-Services Business Solutions Engineer, 2000 - 2007
  • Ascom AG
    System Administrator, 1998 - 2000
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