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Douglas Muth
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ALL ABOARD THE HYPE TRAIN!

Also, Big Macintosh sure has an explicit mouth!
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Cheetahs be like: 
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When I accidentally destroy the wrong VM.
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I have mine all ready to go  :) plus there may be a new book in print about furries by then, it is coming out June or July so I am told, if it is ready I'll be donating a copy of that too.
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Last month I went to my first MagFest in several years. Once again, I worked security with The Dorsai Irregulars, and had a good time there, both while working security and at the event itself. The
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Those cheetahs are like "why is the rum gone?"
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Cheetahs are agnostic?
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Got to be at the center of the Streisand Effect awhile back.  Here's a little data analysis on it.
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  • Comcast
    Anti-Spam Software Engineer, 2013 - present
    I'm on the team that is responsible for keeping email flowing to (and the spam out of) our 30 million customer mailboxes. My specific contributions are application development in Node.js and OpenStack to analyze false positives.
  • Independent Consultant
    Software Engineer, 2013 - present
    - At Ascentive, I am reprising my role and working on infrastructure and metrics. Currently using Zend, jQuery, and Highcharts to create a graphing system which shows sales metrics and call metrics for the entire sales force. Also assisting other programmers with adding more structure to the overall application. - In addition to working at my day job, I am currently working for a stealth startup. Responsible for using AWS technologoies to manage code deployments, scale up load, and assist programmers with architectural decisions.
  • Leadnomics
    Principal Software Engineer, 2012 - 2013
    - Researched the AWS Elastic Map Reduce product and used it to build a Hive cluster running on top of Hadoop. Created a message­based system so multiple machines could concurrently import data into Hive for business analysis purposes. - Evaluated Vagrant and began using it for development purposes and for testing out Chef recipes. Created Chef recipes that could be used to build development machines. - Contributed to LeadEngine, our node.js­based system for auctioning hundreds of leads in real time to multiple buyers.
  • CliqSearch.com
    Principal Software Engineer, 2010 - 2012
  • National A-1
    Senior Software Engineer, 2005 - 2010
  • Symantec Corporation
    Software Engineer, 2004 - 2005
  • TurnTide (purchased by Symantec for $28 M)
    Software Engineer, 2004 - 2004
  • Ascentive LLC
    Software Engineer, 2001 - 2004
  • Renaissance Integration
    Software Engineer, 1998 - 2001
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Vegetarians eat vegetables. Beware of humanitarians.
Introduction
Software Engineer, AWS, nodejs, White Mage, Staff at Anthrocon, Eurofurence, BronyCon, MWFF; anti-spammer, Eagle Scout, 28% cheetah. Opinions are my own.
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Allentown, PA
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Anthrocon 2015 Conbook Seeking Artwork and Stories
www.anthrocon.org

Attention artists and writers! ANTHROCON 2015 is currently seeking submissions of artwork, stories, photography, poetry, and articles for it

Anthro New England 2015 Con Report
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I recently had the pleasure of attending Anthro New England, a first year furry convention held in Cambridge, Massachusetts. First, numbers!

Anthrocon announces its 2015 guests of honor!
www.anthrocon.org

Each year, Anthrocon honors a small number of people who we feel have made significant contributions to the field of anthropomorphics. Our g

Anthrocon's 2015 guests of honor
www.anthrocon.org

Please welcome our honored guests for 2015: Voice artistKimlinh Tran! Iconic Sports MascotThe San Diego Chicken!

AC 2015 - Open Call for Tournaments and Equipment
www.anthrocon.org

Hi all. Tournaments! We have some awesome events lined up for the Video Game Room already this year, but we always need more. If you have a

Charity Auction/Raffle Donations Needed!
www.anthrocon.org

As you may have heard, Anthrocon's selected charity this year is The Western PA Humane Society, which provides comprehensive, compassionate

Data Analysis of The Streisand Effect
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The Streisand Effect (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Streisand_effect), for those not aware, is where an attempt to remove, hide, or censor a

Notes from February 2015 Philly DevOps Meetup: Security Practices for De...
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Sense. This picture makes none. As a service to the Philly tech community (and because folks asked), I took notes at tonight's presentation,

MagFest 2015 Report
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Last month I went to my first MagFest in several years. Once again, I worked security with The Dorsai Irregulars, and had a good time there,

Anthrocon 2015 Hotel Opening Wrapup
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As expected, there was a big rush for the hotels at 11 AM, and the Courtyard sold out immediately with the Westin following just minutes lat

Anthrocon promo video
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Richard Baldovin of Trifocal Production made a promo video for us, just because. ; We think he did an outstanding job, even if he did make o

Anthrocon promo video
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Richard Baldovin of Trifocal Production made a promo video for us, just because. ; We think he did an outstanding job, even if he did make o

Anthrocon 2015 Charity: Western PA Humane Society
www.anthrocon.org

Anthrocon has selected the Western Pennsylvania Humane Society to be our beneficiary for 2015. Their mission is to provide the most comprehe

Special notes for 2015 Supersponsors
www.anthrocon.org

First off, thank you very much for your support! We quite literally could not do it without you. This is just a reminder of the perks that S

Westin Suite Requests now being taken
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Anthrocon's hotel rooms are not yet available for reservations! On Monday, February 2, 2015*, at 11:00 AM EST, we will throw open the doors

When to begin reserving your 2015 hotel rooms (including Westin suites)
www.anthrocon.org

General hotel reservations will begin on Monday, February 2, 2015, at 11:00 AM Eastern Standard Time. ; All hotel rooms must be reserved thr

Anthrocon 2015: Viking Invasion! | "Fur, Fun, And So Much More!"
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ANTHROCON is the world's largest convention dedicated exclusively to cartoon animal fandom. Now that our 2014 convention has come and gone,

MidWest FurFest 2014 Con Report and Photos
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I spent December 5th-7th at MidWest FurFest, held in the Hyatt Regency O'Hare in Rosemont, IL. It was another well-run convention that I had

MidWest FurFest 2014 Con Report and Photos
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I spent December 5th-7th at MidWest FurFest, held in the Hyatt Regency O'Hare in Rosemont, IL. It was another well-run convention that I had

Try the lasagna. It's amazing!
Food: ExcellentDecor: GoodService: Excellent
Public - 2 years ago
reviewed 2 years ago
It's McDonald's. I cannot recommend this establishment if you value your waistline.
Public - 5 years ago
reviewed 5 years ago
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I was visiting LA this past weekend and heard good things about Killer Shrimp. I checked them out, expecting some awesome seafood dishes. Sadly, I was disappointed. The dishes were... uninspiring. Shrimp, spicy broth, and vermicelli. That's not really a big deal to me. Having to pay $16.95 for this however, was. I feel that the food was WAY overpriced for what I got. Also, there was the little matter of our waitress not having any math skills at ALL. We were initially overcharged by $100 when she screwed up the gratuity for our group. I do not think I will be returning there anytime soon.
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Public - 7 years ago
reviewed 7 years ago