Since the dawn of time, humanity has fought against nefarious forces of darkness. Again and again, our survival was threatened by relentless assaults, by enemies so dark and powerful that again and again all hope seemed lost.
Yet at the brink of certain doom, a shining beacon of hope arose, a marvel of engineering, a metallic champion of our future.
Today we celebrate this mechanical savior, today we thank this hero of excavation, for today is the 28th day of the 8th month of the year: BAGGERTAG.
Praise be Bagger 288!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azEvfD4C6ow