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I’ve got all I need, Jesus and gravity.
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How much is Jesus charging to mow your lawn these days? I think he's been ripping us off.
 
Every person is on God's most-wanted list.
 
Having air helps, too. Just sayin'.
 
My wife's got plenty of gravity, she's fat. Jeezus, I don't know about Jesus. We never seem to get enough of that.
 
Not to mention gorgeous good looks and that perfect figure.
 
+dolly parton Both will drag you down :)
 
Dolly reminds me of ma childhood,my mom love u dearely ...
 
Gravity to hold you down, and Jesus to hold you up.
 
thats always right..........
 
And friends and family
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