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Dkutla Osterhagen
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Lived in Dasani Region, Atlantis
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GOG Galaxy is so much nicer than Steam.
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It's about fucking time they open the beta
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These people are doing god's work
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HYPE
Suicide Squad director David Ayer has tweeted out our first look at the assembled team in costume.
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Where my video games at? - Deadshot.
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There's a reason why the warriors of Middle-Earth can pull off the stunts they do.
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TIL the Go the Fuck to Sleep audiobook is read by Samuel L. Jackson.
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ive never even read or seen the book, ive just heard the audiobook
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Since we're all doing this I guess.
Your beliefs on Healthcare, the Environment, Foreign Policy, Immigration, and the Economy side you mostly with Green Party. You are most concerned about Religious Freedom Act, Global Warming, Universal Background Checks for Gun Purchases, Government Spending, and Net Neutrality.
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pretty much everyone is green it seems
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So, apparently Darth Maul is still fucking alive in the new canon.

Good god, LucasFilm, just kill the bastard already. How is it that a character whose entire personality is an edgy color scheme, a lightsaber with two stabby ends, and some grunting gets to survive getting killed like eight different times, but Count Dooku, a morally-complex, well-dressed, magnificent sex-god played by Christopher goddamn Lee gets offed at the very beginning of the third film and nobody gives a shit?
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+Jessi Mon'e ok cool. I just got the entire Dark Horse collection on sale and haven't gotten to it yet. 
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Oooooh shet
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I'm more excited about the Black Emporium than anything else this year.
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Why have I not used this in the past?
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Intriguing...
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Youtubers should be doing this instead of that awful lootcrate nerdbait
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Via the inhuman chanting in the dark recesses of my id which compels me to click on things.
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Absolute seething rage and fear are the only emotions that they can process because their brains are so tiny.
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Failed Artist and Writer. Official Procrastinator.
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Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
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The faithful know me as Dk'tlaster'gen, Consumer of Worlds and Harbinger of the Ancient Dark Ones. From the shattered mountains of Wes'azeryaim, the eternal plane of fire, I rode astride my steed of bronze and crystal to this mundane realm. Brace yourselves, Dk'tlaster'gen is coming.
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