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Devon Lindsey
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Karma is a Bitch. And so am I.
When I first met Vortex and we shared our deepest darkest, he told me that he lives by one major rule: Don't fuck up anyone else's day. I loved this, except. Except if someone is a total fucking jerk and they keep destroying you and horrifying you and the...
Karma is a Bitch. And so am I.
Karma is a Bitch. And so am I.
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The Tragedy of Human Impermanence
This will not be a post to make you laugh. Today, while driving back through standstill traffic on 80 from yet another failed couple's weekend, my cousin called me to inform me that Mary, my only surviving aunt, my god mother, and one of the few people on t...
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I am a girl.
fuck a hill. I bought a bike last weekend. It's my first bike in a minute because my last three have been stolen (only one in Oakland and that was pretty much my fault). The last one was stolen just over a year ago, or as I like to remember, about fifty p...
I am a girl.
I am a girl.
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We are the Weirdos, Mister.
Here is me, alone on a Friday night, just one more day of this stomach flu away from my goal weight, listening to LCD sound system cause I like that Brooklyn sound (ain't nothing you can say gonna change my mind), and thinking a lot about the lady parts. Fu...
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I'm a Loner Dottie, a Rebel.
Fwiw, this is the third separate blog post on my third separate blog in which I have used this title. No one remarks upon it. That's fine. I'm sorry you're not cool enough to have been screaming Get Up Kids lyrics at the top of your lungs in your dorm room ...
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My Life in 3 Parts (tres chic)
Part one (continued): I lost a week of work and ten years off my life. Fuck a stalker, yo. My restraining order was denied and I'm withholding information from The Company so they let me back into the office. They won't let me back if they know all the secr...
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F*ck you, I Hate You.
For your reference: <iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/UI-rZcFYOw8" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> And I will slap your face and spit beer on your if you even remotely try to stalk me, any of you jerkstores that...
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I Might Be More Bad than Good.
I just deactivated my okc account. Again. I lasted almost ten days and where I would have normally just settled on a boi, I instead became incredibly overwhelmed and alarmed and offended and disgusted. I gave it a good college try this time around, being se...
I Might Be More Bad than Good.
I Might Be More Bad than Good.
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This Bitch Lost Her Nerve(s).
You know what's fun? Puns. Puns that are also literal are pretty fantastic too. I giggle at them, but I also think prime numbers are funny so whatever, my sense of humor is clearly more refined than yours. Unless you also find prime numbers funny, then mayb...
This Bitch Lost Her Nerve(s).
This Bitch Lost Her Nerve(s).
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