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A question:
When is the last time that you listened to "Comforter" by Shai? I mean, seriously listened to it? If you last listened to it in 1994, like I did, then the greatness in this song likely probably maybe certainly didn't register to you, because chances are you were dancing to it at your 7th grade dance and "I wonder if she can tell that I'm hard right now" was the only thing going through your head.

As such, I wish to take time out to do an unscripted Unsung if you will.
A Decoded for a thinly coded song. Because in all the time we spent listening to this song, singing this song, plagiarizing this song and dancing to this song, we never thought about this song and what it really was.

One of the greatest Simp/Friend Zone* songs ever. In fact, it is actually part of a set. A trilogy if you will.

Lay down. And let me comfort you.

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*As I have evolved, I realize that the friend zone is simply a myth set up by men who are rejected by women. However, when you hear this episode, you'll understand.
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Look, parents. I'm aware that you are reticent to talk about certain issues with your kids. Things such as what rape is, how to not rape people, how to not assault people, how to not bully people, and how to not mis-gender people likely is outside of your wheel house.

Not because you don't know how to talk about it, mind you, not because your kids don't need to hear it or don't want to hear it, mind you, but because it is an awkward conversation, and you'd feel more comfortable not having it right now.

YOU
SELFISH
FUCK.

So I'm not of the mind that any of those things are awkward conversations. In fact, I'm of the mind that we need to have more conversations about things of this nature more often. Starting right NOW.

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So Scar had a conversation with Pooh, and she kept trying to explain to him why he was wrong. Which would be fine in almost every discourse, except that he was right, and he knew he was right, but she knew he was wrong because she's a kid.

Kid Logic. Kid Logic is what will make your kid certain that they are right when they tell you that your job isn't as hard as their chores.

Kid Logic. Kid Logic is why your child will tell you with a straight face that Nicki Minaj's new song is the best song of all time; better than any Marvin Gaye song ever made, in fact, Nicki Minaj taught Aretha Franklin how to sing and didn't you know that?

Kid Logic. Kid Logic will convince your child that the cartoon that you are watching together is brand new, even though you told them it is from the 80's and you are quoting lines before they even happen; that happens all the time because you are a wizard and they are right.

Kid Logic. If you haven't experienced it yet, you are probably still spouting it.

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In this episode, Scar talks politics, Rashanii talks Parks and Rec, and Jay talks about speedbagging nuts. Also, we talk about high energy rap songs, basketball, hoeing, McDonalds, engine checks, weird phone suggestions, and kid logic. Enjoy.…
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In this episode, we take a serious look at how to Make America Great Again. While there are a myriad of different things that definitely need to be done, I find four that we can work on from a grassroots level. Please enjoy and share this show. Tw...
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The herd mentality is a true issue here in America. I have witnessed and participated in it, and I'm sure that the vast majority of people online have as well. At times, I wonder if we were stronger as individuals before the advent of social media, because we were only beholden to our own opinions, and not to be part of the larger crowd. I wonder if it will get better or worse in the future, and then I giggle my head off, because if people who should remember what it was like to have your own opinion and walk to the beat of your own drum are following the thoughts and beliefs of others just because they are popular or loud or funny on social media, what chance do kids who have never known anything except for life in social media have? 

I have video of people rising as a unit to shout down someone who did nothing to deserve it. I have video of one person in the back of a mob, whispering how the mob was wrong. I have memories of people viciously assaulting people on social media because they thought that their friend's feelings might have been hurt, and I, myself, have ignored the cries of dozens of young black women because I liked their assaulter's music. 

I'm saying. We can all do better, if we all first admit that we have a huge problem. 

Donald Trump is likely going to win the primary based off of a herd mentality. That's scary. And crazy. 

171 trans women and men were killed in the last year. There is likely more, because the media keeps misgendering them, and the herd doesn't mind. That's sad. 

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In this episode, I talk about discrimination in bookstores and libraries, falling asleep during movies, a way to improve Nascar, collard greens, Donald Trump and his merry band of idiots, and more. I then take time out to memorialize the 271 trans wo...
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See... what had happened was that on Sunday, Rashanii [REDACTED] and decided to brag about it on the show, but then Scar [REDACTED] and Jay and Rashanii decided to [REDACTED]. After that, Rashanii forgot that he wasn't supposed to brag about [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] told Rashanii that if he ever wanted to [REDACTED] his [REDACTED] ever a fucking gain, he'd better [REDACTED] the hell out of that [REDACTED].
Also, Rashanii has real, down home old school hatred for OJ Simpson, Scar needs to stop sharing dumb topics on Facebook or risk getting unfollowed, and Jay needs to get those [REDACTED] before the man picks him up.
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In this episode, Rashanii was a bit too ratchet and as a result, shit got redacted. Also, Rashanii tries to stage an intervention, Jay goes WAY overboard, and Scar discusses his fascination with which musician is better. Also, we talk Zootopia, Fulle...
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Donald Trump had one thing right in his entire crazed campaign. We need to make America Great Again. And while the ways that he goes about spouting his ideas are completely off base, me and Phat Man's ideas are perfect. We have the ways to make America Great Again, and we are prepared to do what it takes to get this once great country back on track. Be aware, though: some of the ideas aren't going to sit well with some of us entrenched in our beliefs, our heroes, our archetypes and our religions. We are going to have to dig deep to get to the roots of those issues, so that we can come together under my plan and MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! 

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In this episode, we take a serious look at how to Make America Great Again. While there are a myriad of different things that definitely need to be done, I find four that we can work on from a grassroots level. Please enjoy and share this show. Tw...
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Host of Single Simulcast, The Dr3am Team, Sin and Solace and 20 Minutes, and I am an all around Sexay Mofo! Check out the Single Simulcast on iTunes and at www.singlesimulcast.com
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