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The eternal debate over bathroom conventions seems to have actually been answered more than a century ago. Toilet paper should be "over," not "under." ...
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Hitler and Hirohito; they shared EVERYTHING.
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This is what 4.7 MPG looks like.
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Loving that "cheap" fuel!
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I decided to deep fry a turkey this Thanksgiving and didn't want to waste 3 gallons of peanut oil, so I give you Deep Fried Thanksgiving!

Deep fried turkey
Deep fried cauliflower
Deep fried tater tots
Deep fried cheese nuggets
Deep fried green beans
Deep fried pickles
Pumpkin pie
Sweet potato casserole
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This looks like our Thanksgiving down here in the south! Nicely done!
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An interesting idea about why we seem to be continually at war.

Zero Hedge: War-Making And Class-Conflict. http://google.com/newsstand/s/CBIwnNfKxB8
Because the masses in a democratic polity are deeply imbued with the ideology of egalitarianism and the myth of majority rule, the ruling elites who control and benefit from the state recognize the utmost importance of concealing its oligarchic and exploitative nature from the masses. Continual war making against foreign enemies is a perfect way to disguise the naked clash of interests between the taxpaying and tax-consuming classes.
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My daughter is making all the other kids look stupid. The blue bars represent her scores and the orange and yellow are average scores.
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I don't understand why this happens. So you think homosexuality is a sin, so what. If someone else wants to burn in hell, what does anyone else care. Why aren't these assholes working so hard to close Red Lobster? Eating shellfish is right next to two men fucking in the list of things God doesn't like. Is it because lobster is delicious and men are gross? Does anyone know why this issue is so important? I don't get it.
At least 35 of 67 Alabama counties were not issuing marriage licenses to same-sex couples today, in defiance of a federal ruling to do so, according to an ABC News count.
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Because people need to have an "other" so they can feel superior. They stand behind their 2000 year old, irrelevant book and pretend to be righteous people. In other words, they do not know how to think for themselves, so they just jump on the bandwagon.
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This could be the dumbest headline I've ever read. Five facts you NEED TO KNOW about Bruce Jenner before he becomes a woman. Do ya? Do you need to know anything?

http://heavy.com/news/2015/01/bruce-jenner-becoming-a-woman-sex-change-kim-kardashian-transitioning/
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Wasn't one of the reasons Ferguson, MO exploded after Mike Brown was killed was the over bearing police force? Wasn't excessive ticketing one of the things people complained about?
The city government of Ferguson should be dragged into the street and have rocks thrown at them until they're dead.
Ferguson to Increase Police Ticketing to Close City’s Budget Gap
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What!? Osama bin Laden was a judoka? He's wearing a black belt in the photo but according to the story I read he only studied for a year. So turns out we were right, he was a dick.
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This chart made me laugh.
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I am not surprised at all. Being behind the wheel of one of these and interacting with some of the drivers on the road makes me not want to be on the roads at all.
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Grant and manage Superuser rights for your phone.This app requires that you already have root, or a custom recovery image to work.Note: App

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A Google Maps mash-up that calculates the effects of the detonation of a nuclear bomb.

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How to Get Up Right Away When Your Alarm Goes Off. April 25th, 2006 by Steve Pavlina. Tweet. Email. When your alarm wakes you up in the morn