I found an article that counters this one. I only used it to get the link to the original - I have not read the counter article yet - I will after I write my own rebuttals.
1. A modern man has no idea how women's sizes work. He knows men's sizes make sense, they're based on inches and he knows how those inches run down the body. If women's sizes don't conform to that because of their feelings then it's up to them to sort them out. A man doesn't pick up shoes for his woman, he goes shopping with her. He knows women's sizes are collective mental issues and does not participate in them.
6. If you do this they will never learn to do it for themselves. He ignores the plugged in status of other peoples devices - if their batteries run down it's their fault and it's a learning experience. There are occasional exceptions before trips or important events.
7. Dafuq? If he drinks cola's he drinks whatever the hell he likes and doesn't care what people who write for the New York Times thinks of it. He may even not drink soda at all.
8. When the pimple faced kid at Fuddrucker's says "we don't have bison" when he order's a bison burger - as has happened to me - does the modern man proceed to educate on the animals of North America versus those in Africa?
11. A modern man uses whatever the hell social media system he likes any way he likes, and knows not to be on it at all times.
12. A modern man knows better than to use Irish Spring because it has chemicals that get adsorbed into the skin making you smell funky 12 hours later.
13. A modern man wouldn't know the Wu-Tang clan if he saw them on the street.
14. A modern man does zen grocery shopping, buying what feels right when he sees it.
15. A modern man doesn't let his emotions affect his actions on a regular basis, including the way he walks. A modern man has the type of flooring he wants and can afford without taking food from his families mouth.
16. A modern man sleeps on the side of the bed he and his wife agree on and doesn't let a little thing like which side of the bed he's on affect his kung-fu reflexes when an intruder appears.
17. A modern man doesn't know what a melon baller is but assumes it's a slang word for what Jim Carey did in that one movie...
18. A modern man knows how to put his boots on without a measly shoe horn.
20. We are not talking about a man here. A man is always the big spoon so that when he farts he doesn't gas his wife. The only time a man pretends to want to be the little spoon is when he's setting up for an epic Dutch Oven.
22. A modern man knows that he can read the news without having trash that has to be disposed of delivered to his house daily because he asked for it. The junk mail he didn't ask for is bad enough.
23. The modern man has all of Quentin Tarantino’s films on Blu-ray (or whatever the highest quality thing is at the time).
25 No man may call himself a man unless he owns more than one gun.
26. A modern man can cry at movies where the dog dies, when a relative dies, or when bacon runs out. Otherwise he keeps it held inside.
27. A modern man only dances if he wants to.
But he leaves his friends behind.....
After I wrote this I read the other rebuttal:
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