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Well... it was a good run.
Joining the hot new trend started by Kraft Macaroni And Cheese of making food that doesn’t look like it recently acquired superpowers, Yum! Brands, the faceless megacorporation behind such all-American food simulacra as the infamous KFC Famous Bowl, has announced its intention to eliminate artificia
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Great. I can't wait to order a lettuce burrito with a large water.
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Ladies and gentlemen, Eddie Van Halen​. 
The guitar god is also an inventor and patent holder who has spent the better part of 35 years in this shop, rebuilding guitars and amps, searching for his signature sound
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Go. See. This. Movie.
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These signs put Alanis Morissette to shame.
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Worth every second of your time.
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For some reason I can't stop laughing at the chick with the earring.
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It's like Words with Friends, but with REAL LIFE CONSEQUENCES.
Georgian chess champion and grandmaster Gaioz Nigalidze has been thrown out of the Dubai Open Chess Tournament after he was caught cheating, the Daily Mail reports. Nigalidze was found to have been checking moves on a phone hidden in the bathroom.
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This is exactly why I stopped playing words with friends.
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If you follow any funny people on any social media platform odds are youve seen at least a few instances where someone has freaked out over one of their jokes being stolen....
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This week on #CONAN: Patton Oswalt's #MadMax scene was left on the cutting room floor -> http://bit.ly/1el2uEL  
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The room is on fire while she's fixing her hair.
Welcome to the official start of A.V. Undercover 2015, and thanks for joining us for season six. Just yesterday, we revealed the song list for this year, which includes lots of potentially awesome stuff. As you may have noticed from the pre-season episode, we’re separating the interviews from the pe
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"That looks really good."
[hears less-than-stellar reviews]
[gets around to watching it on Netflix way later]
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