Cousin Elvis, and you know we're related? Talk among celebrities, it's hotly debated. But somehow he looks like me, how far off the track could I be? Any one rich an famous, just got to be my kin. My Gawd they're family, how long's it been?
Hollywood's murder, here's PROOF THERE REALLY ARE GHOSTS, see her? Patty had an evil twin sister, Norah, on the right, who worked as a singer. She was one bitch-on-steroids, pulled more weight up the steepest hills in Hollywood in the shortest time anyone could remember back in the early 90's! Alas, in the end, seems to Patty, it was all for nothing.
My mojo's been missing for quiet some time. Don't imagine anyone's seen it around? I can't Bear-it. I've been looking, all over for another one too! Just frightening, David Soul, Beyonce Knowles and Antonio (Huggy Bear) Fargas from days of old. Couldn't you guess, David's lost his.......,