Think you may be my love child? Obviously I'm alive, having lived past forty-five. You can't have the wig back, so get. I'm very sensitive about it. Made of real hair, it's all I have to wear. I'd listen to offers of other authors though. Even so, we'd be talking real dough!
The autograph hounds are everywhere, I'm one too. The signature is real. I own the original! It was given to me in 2013. Said she was drunk when she did the album cover. Here's another blog on her: http://goo.gl/VMDBY
Careful of MOJO JOJO. Don't let him get any-on-ya. His hands are big and hairy. He likes to wipe em on people, after he takes a shower. It's very scary. I couldn't hire The A-Team or Charlie's Angels so The Power Puff Girls have to do. Hurry, that monkey got my bananas, there won't be a single one left, once he's through!
I'm the type. Bernini got it right. I wasn't paid to pose. He owes me royalty I suppose. Millions of dollars for a piece of stone? What DAVID looked like is unknown. An artist preformed the toil. Art collectors got the spoil. Get hip, it's a gyp. I don't claim to be he. Though I'd assume the part for a fee. For a bone of stone, stick to the statue alone. Chip off the old cock? Be civil as to who you chisel. Not me, I certainly hope not!
The taxing issues of copyright are here! Pay them heed, they don’t come near. Their people tells my people, “Settle out of court. Cut to the chase,” they says, “an get to the pork.” I tells em, “I ain’t no fraud! My Lawd and Good Gawd, please, just go and sue somebody else, they already done stole all my wealth!”
Born in 1950, my profile is a composition of other blogs, photography, poetry and writing. You may write on my blogs or comment on my pictures, though I don't guarantee I will keep your messages posted. I shun talking to strangers by phone, the most effective way to contact me directly is by e-mail. If you're dead serious write me a snail mail letter. Are we related? It's not impossible, I've got a ton of relatives and friends I haven't heard from in decades. E-mail me at firstname.lastname@example.org, don't be afraid to write. My current mailing and billing address is:
Mr. David Thomas Kemmerly
1985 Pomona Ave., Apt. #G
Costa Mesa, CA 92627 USA
For the most part I don't brag and don't like people who do.
Stock Trading / Day Trader / Security Officer
Computer literate, I'm a rolling stock strategist for American securities (day trader with a driver's license till my money runs out). "And when I'm not an officer I'm still a gentleman." - HAVE GUN WILL TRAVEL