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David Thomas Kemmerly
Worked at Pinkerton National Detective Agency
Attended Orange Coast College
Lives in Costa Mesa, CA
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MR. DAVID T. KEMMERLY
1985 POMONA AVE., APT. G
COSTA MESA, CA 92627, USA
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Cousin Elvis, and you know we're related? Talk among celebrities, it's hotly debated. But somehow he looks like me, how far off the track could I be? Any one rich an famous, just got to be my kin. My Gawd they're family, how long's it been?
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Ah, the gift of giving, going out to everyone on the Internet! Here it is, at last. Make a gift to: THE BLIND FLYING FUCK FOUNDATION (Start the new government, now!)
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SMUT MAGAZINE will hold an Initial Public Offering of a million shares at $1.00 per share. Inquire with the owner of FLOUNDER PUBLICATIONS: Angus T. McKemmerly.
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Hollywood's murder, here's PROOF THERE REALLY ARE GHOSTS, see her? Patty had an evil twin sister, Norah, on the right, who worked as a singer. She was one bitch-on-steroids, pulled more weight up the steepest hills in Hollywood in the shortest time anyone could remember back in the early 90's! Alas, in the end, seems to Patty, it was all for nothing.
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214) You don't have to be subjugated, likewise you don't have to remain ignorant.
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I command you to, "DO AS I SAY, NOT WHAT I DO!"
"Oh fuck, just send me a buck. Haven't had a drink in nearly a week and am in desperate need of a cure for my dry throat!"
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My mojo's been missing for quiet some time. Don't imagine anyone's seen it around? I can't Bear-it. I've been looking, all over for another one too! Just frightening, David Soul, Beyonce Knowles and Antonio (Huggy Bear) Fargas from days of old. Couldn't you guess, David's lost his.......,
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Soon at a store near you. Your fortune's in Flounder Magazine. Jump in, the water's fine.
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The autograph hounds are everywhere, I'm one too. The signature is real. I own the original! It was given to me in 2013. Said she was drunk when she did the album cover. 
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People talkin' tryin' to break us up, yeah
Scandlizin' my name
They'll say anything just to make me feel bad
Yes anything to make me shame
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It seems I've seen another who, in a same scene out of time, prevented yet, another crime.
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Stock Trading / Day Trader / Security Officer
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  • Pinkerton National Detective Agency
    Security Officer
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Currently
Costa Mesa, CA
Previously
Colorado Springs, CO - Columbus, GA - Erlangen, Germany - Uijeongbu, Korea - Tacoma, Wa - Lafayette, Ind - Flint, Mich - Arlington, Va
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author, stock trader and father
Education
  • Orange Coast College
    Associate in Arts, 1969 - 1977
  • Corona del Mar High School
    General Education, 1964 - 1968
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Male
Birthday
June 14, 1950
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