In the event you are reading this it means you clicked on the wrong link and now you are looking at a collection of words that at first make very little sense. Don't worry, that feeling will only worsen and before you know it you'll be licking tree frogs and changing your name to "Moonbeam" I do not know why this happening, all I know is that I have a particular set of skills that make me a nightmare to people who are terrified of clowns.
Let's pretend you have a vague interest on who I am. Pretending leads to wondering and wondering to pondering and pondering to thinking. At this point you've probably wandered to another profile so I can pretty much say whatever I want like "boob monkeys" I don't know why I said that...either I have a fascination with "boobs" or "monkeys"..I am not going to lie, the uncertainty is kind of disturbing.
Anyway, if you're going to circle me here then I suggest you put me in a Nerd/Geek or Canadian Circle...My Mom also thinks I'm funny so...yeah.
I also have a Face Book...I guess you could go there if you want to see pictures of me forgetting that Pictures on the Internet last forever.
I am also @davidsarachman On Twitter
I am by sheer coincidence davidsarachman on Instagram
And my really lame gamertag on XBL is Amazingmisterimp
and you can find me on steam as misterimp