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David Sarachman
Attended Wilfrid Laurier University
Lived in Kitchener
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Teamwork!

Keep your friends close and your frienemies closer.

#portal2   #atlas   #pbody   #geek   #gif   #gifness  
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Lego Jurassic World

Now this is how you make an ad.

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Ma Nah Ma Monday

This got stuck in my head..it's kind of like the movie "The Ring" I need to share it to save my own life.

I'm not proud of what I had to do.

History though will vindicate me.

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only sesame street could turn a "porn" song in to a childrens song
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The Only Soccer Match Worth Playing

Ultimate soccer* is ultimate.

*or FUTBOL!!!!!!! if you anywhere other than North America

#superheroes   #videogames   #geek   #gif   #gifness   #soccer   #football  
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bounced in the net could work.
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*Sir Can You Point To the Droids You're Looking For?"

I went to the tree of amusement and there did i pick a fruit from it.

It amused me.

Behold the object of my amusement...behold it I say!

Some of you aren't beholding it.

#stormtrooper   #droids   #geek  
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Did You Try Turning it On And Off?

IT Old skool.

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Have him in circles
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Quick! Look Busy

They all think I'm working but what I really am is seven squirrels in a trench coat just trying to make my way in the world...wait...no I'm not.

I just need coffee.

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I Have An Army

Sometimes my sense of humour is a simple creature, amused by things that might be plucked from the lower tiers of Maslow's hierarchy of needs.

This is one of those things.

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By Your Powers Combined.

This is where the dial on my "Sense-Of-Humourtron 5000" is set today.

Your mileage may vary.

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Heroes and Villains

Found this and was suitably amused. Mayhaps you too will be amused and then we may together revel in out mutual amusement and engage in a plethora of the high fives.

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cool, but never mix marvel in with dc +DC Entertainment 
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Happy St. Patricks

This just became my new favourite thing of all things.

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Cthulhu All The Things!

I found this in the "Forbidden Lore" section of the internet. After regaining my sanity I decided to post it because I am that good a friend.

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Aspiring writer, professional n'ere do well, Web Comic writer, amateur habidasher, dreamer and fight dancer for hire..
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Previously
Kitchener - Skyrim - Island of Misfit Toys - Narnia - Middle Earth
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“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.” - Oscar Wilde
Introduction
In the event you are reading this it means you clicked on the wrong link and now you are looking at a collection of words that at first make very little sense. Don't worry, that feeling will only worsen and before you know it you'll be licking tree frogs and changing your name to "Moonbeam" I do not know why this happening, all I know is that I have a particular set of skills that make me a nightmare to people who are terrified of clowns. 

Let's pretend you have a vague interest on who I am. Pretending leads to wondering and wondering to pondering and pondering to thinking. At this point you've probably wandered to another profile so I can pretty much say whatever I want like "boob monkeys" I don't know why I said that...either I have a fascination with "boobs" or "monkeys"..I am not going to lie, the uncertainty is kind of disturbing.

Anyway, if you're going to circle me here then I suggest you put me in a Nerd/Geek or Canadian Circle...My Mom also thinks I'm funny so...yeah.

I also have a Face Book...I guess you could go there if you want to see pictures of me forgetting that Pictures on the Internet last forever.

I am also @misterimp On Twitter
I am by sheer coincidence misterimp on Instagram 
And my really lame gamertag on XBL is Amazingmisterimp (are you seeing a theme here?) 
Bragging rights
Ruled 9th century China with an iron fist, Invented the semi-colon, Once beat a blind dude at a game of Dance Dance Revolution, I can drive a car (poorly) with one eye closed, I can have four text messages at the same time, I once drew a picture of a Ninja for an art class and it was pretty wicked.
Education
  • Wilfrid Laurier University
    Archaelogy/Biology, 90 - 96
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