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David Sarachman
Attended Wilfrid Laurier University
Lived in Kitchener
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Stay Classy Animal

Found this. Chuckled...finished posting before finished chuckling.

I should probably go outside now.

#themuppets   #geek   #gif   #gifness  
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Teaching Centre

Feast your vision globes of this bit of moving data.

Possible the most awesome thing I have seen all day and this is coming from a guy who regularly sees squirrels outside his office window.

#keyandpeele   #youtube   #teaching   #awesomesauce   #comedycentral  
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+Jeremy Hodges leo fabio
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Accio All The Feels!

What do you get when you mix #wizkhalifa  's "See You Again" with #harrypotter  ?

I'm not crying you're crying.

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Indiana Jones Strikes Back

This just became my new favourite thing. Let us revel in it for a while so that when we have grown distant we might both reflect on that time we both liked a thing on the internet.

#indianajones   #starwars   #geek  
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That was in the Lego game.
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Heroes Beborn

This looks pretty amazing but I've been hurt by the promise of awesome before...

#heroesreborn   #youtube   #geek   #darkmatters  
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Like We Needed This...

Mister Rogers on the Streets....

The world did not need this.

The world did not want this.

The internet though....

#misterrogers   #gif   #gifness   #geek  
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Mr Rodgers... bank robber delux
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Duck Hunt

Finally the Star Trek:TNG/Duck Hunt mashup you've been waiting for.

#startrek   #duckhunt   #nintendo   #geek   #gif   #gifness  
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Come on, who hasn't tried to shoot the dog at least once? LOL
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Futurama

For all your gratuitous alien nudity needs.

My brain brimeth over with humour.

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It Og first time... BE GENTLE!
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In A Meeting

If anyone is looking for me I'll be in my office.

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More Than Meets The Eye

This is one of those things from the time I spent as a child that still makes me smile and one of the best things about Saturday mornings.

Also the animated movie from the 80's is STILL way better than anything that Bay has done with the franchise.

#transformers   #geek   #gif   #tillallareone   #gifness  
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I agree with the greatness that used to be Saturday mornings.  And the Transformers movie is still one of the best best TV to big screen transitions.  I watch the film often
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Inside Out Batman Style

This stimulated the correct concentration of amusecules inside my brain device.

#insideout   #batman   #geek  
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Still an infinitely better movie than Frozen, IMO.
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Superman V Batman

This pretty much sums up my entire fear for the Superman V Batman movie.

Also if you haven't read the  #allstarsuperman  graphic novels (there are two) and you like #Superman  then you MUST read it.

Go do that now.

I can wait.

#batman   #dccomics   #geek   #batmanvsuperman  
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If I was superman I would have pushed the kid
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Aspiring writer, professional n'ere do well, Web Comic writer, amateur habidasher, dreamer and fight dancer for hire..
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Kitchener - Skyrim - Island of Misfit Toys - Narnia - Middle Earth
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“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.” - Oscar Wilde
Introduction
In the event you are reading this it means you clicked on the wrong link and now you are looking at a collection of words that at first make very little sense. Don't worry, that feeling will only worsen and before you know it you'll be licking tree frogs and changing your name to "Moonbeam" I do not know why this happening, all I know is that I have a particular set of skills that make me a nightmare to people who are terrified of clowns. 

Let's pretend you have a vague interest on who I am. Pretending leads to wondering and wondering to pondering and pondering to thinking. At this point you've probably wandered to another profile so I can pretty much say whatever I want like "boob monkeys" I don't know why I said that...either I have a fascination with "boobs" or "monkeys"..I am not going to lie, the uncertainty is kind of disturbing.

Anyway, if you're going to circle me here then I suggest you put me in a Nerd/Geek or Canadian Circle...My Mom also thinks I'm funny so...yeah.

I also have a Face Book...I guess you could go there if you want to see pictures of me forgetting that Pictures on the Internet last forever.

I am also @misterimp On Twitter
I am by sheer coincidence misterimp on Instagram 
And my really lame gamertag on XBL is Amazingmisterimp (are you seeing a theme here?) 
Bragging rights
Ruled 9th century China with an iron fist, Invented the semi-colon, Once beat a blind dude at a game of Dance Dance Revolution, I can drive a car (poorly) with one eye closed, I can have four text messages at the same time, I once drew a picture of a Ninja for an art class and it was pretty wicked.
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  • Wilfrid Laurier University
    Archaelogy/Biology, 90 - 96
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