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David Sarachman
Attended Wilfrid Laurier University
Lived in Kitchener
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The Last Dragon

If you remember this then you possess the power of the glow and we should be pals and high five whilst listening to our boom boxes.

#thelastdragon   #bruceleeroy   #geek   #gif   #gifness  
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Bonus for young Ernie Reyes Jr kicking ass as the little kid student!
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The Coffee Must Flow

The worms is the coffee! The coffee is the worms!

#coffee #dune
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It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion
It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed
The hands acquire shakes
The shakes become a warning
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion
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A Long Time Ago in A Galaxy Far Far Away...

May 25, 1977 to be exact.

May the Force Be With You.*

*For the longest time I always had to fight saying "And also with you"

#starwars   #geek   #starwarsanniversay   #maytheforcebewithyou  
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I do not recall any movie more magical coming out before or since, to be honest.  For those of us who happen to be 14 at the time ... you could not possibly have had your mind blown more than by this film.  From beginning to end it was magical wonder after wonder after wonder.  Even all these years later I still look back with fond amazement at my thrill sitting in the theater that day.
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Towel Day

Knowing where your towel is just might save your life.

#douglasadams   #geek   #towelday  
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So long and thanks for all the fish. 
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Play All The Games

This triggered in me what scientists have since called "Curvature of the Mouth". Now I'm no scientist (I leave the math to those eggheads at NASA) but I do know that if this was a game that I would play the hell out of it.

#nintendto   #supermario   #legendofzelda   #metroid   #pokemon   #geek   #videogames   #gif   #gifness  
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But-
that's not right!
You can't kill a Metroid in one shot, not even in the FPS titles which give you insanely strong weapons! 
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The Chase

This #gif  seemed unusually high in amusetrons and since I know everyone here on #gplus  is all monitoring the amusetron levels on the internet.

#gifness   #geek   #awesome  
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First ascent of the Uxbridge Road.  (Monty Python)
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Legoborn!

This needs to be an actual thing please cuz I want to be the Logovkin and leave my enemies scattered remains upon the battlefield.

#lego   #skyrim   #gif   #gifness   #geek  
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FUS RO DAAAA
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Report Updates

This is now my new policy for work reports.

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Hahaha, I agree with ya!
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Arya's List

Found this whilst wandering the verdant fields of wonder that is the interwebs. As an attachment to that thought, how awesome would it have been if the internet had been dubbed the "Wondernet"?

The answer is pretty awesome.

Also Game of Thrones.

#gameofthrones   #geek   #gif   #gifness  
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+Don Johnson Arya.
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Awesome Thing Is Awesome

This is more or less the most awesome thing I have seen today.

#neilgaiman     #geek   #awesome
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He Who Smelled It...

It's like watching two great intellectuals debate the meaning of life. You try to turn away but it's gravity and other metaphors and stuff.

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Beautifull
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Everyone Wants to Get With The Universe

Once again #adventuretime encapsulates a truthought.

#geek #awesome #geekwisdom
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Aspiring writer, professional n'ere do well, Web Comic writer, amateur habidasher, dreamer and fight dancer for hire..
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Kitchener - Skyrim - Island of Misfit Toys - Narnia - Middle Earth
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“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.” - Oscar Wilde
Introduction
In the event you are reading this it means you clicked on the wrong link and now you are looking at a collection of words that at first make very little sense. Don't worry, that feeling will only worsen and before you know it you'll be licking tree frogs and changing your name to "Moonbeam" I do not know why this happening, all I know is that I have a particular set of skills that make me a nightmare to people who are terrified of clowns. 

Let's pretend you have a vague interest on who I am. Pretending leads to wondering and wondering to pondering and pondering to thinking. At this point you've probably wandered to another profile so I can pretty much say whatever I want like "boob monkeys" I don't know why I said that...either I have a fascination with "boobs" or "monkeys"..I am not going to lie, the uncertainty is kind of disturbing.

Anyway, if you're going to circle me here then I suggest you put me in a Nerd/Geek or Canadian Circle...My Mom also thinks I'm funny so...yeah.

I also have a Face Book...I guess you could go there if you want to see pictures of me forgetting that Pictures on the Internet last forever.

I am also @misterimp On Twitter
I am by sheer coincidence misterimp on Instagram 
And my really lame gamertag on XBL is Amazingmisterimp (are you seeing a theme here?) 
Bragging rights
Ruled 9th century China with an iron fist, Invented the semi-colon, Once beat a blind dude at a game of Dance Dance Revolution, I can drive a car (poorly) with one eye closed, I can have four text messages at the same time, I once drew a picture of a Ninja for an art class and it was pretty wicked.
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  • Wilfrid Laurier University
    Archaelogy/Biology, 90 - 96
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