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David Raffin
Metaphysicist, Writer, Performer http://davidraffin.com
Metaphysicist, Writer, Performer http://davidraffin.com
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This is not a poem It is a metaphorical pipe For one can smoke it Like a king salmon In a smokehouse Where the fish gather at the smokehouse pub a yearly school reunion where the fish enjoy smoking poems. Three wishes! said the kingfish smacking his lips…
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“What is a Jack-o’-lantern?” she asked. “It is a pumpkin, hollowed out, it’s flesh carved with a design, usually a face, and a candle placed inside turning it into a lantern. Do you not have them?” “No. But why is it called Jack?” “I don’t know. I…
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Hark, dear friends, a terrible fate America ran down the sewer grate Beavers shouted “damn!” But it was too late They were attending a party at 10,000 a plate “What to do?” said the otter to its mate “Why I otter…” was the reply-but it was too late The…
Reign of error
Reign of error
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1916: The gentleman raised an eyebrow. He said, “I shan’t go to the circus for the freaks are revolting!“ His servants responded immediately. “If the freaks are revolting I must go and lend my immediate support! For I love a revolt! Revolution!” Also the…
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I can’t stand when Nazis try to lecture the public on politeness. But it does prove the old adage that those who can’t do will always try to teach. After all, the complaint that Nazis aren’t being treated fairly is nonsense. I’m willing to bake them a…
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A heartbreaking Iron Maiden tale

2008. Amsterdam. I enter an empty bar. It is the dead of winter. It is cold and the streets are deserted. As is the bar. Deserted but for the barkeep. A British man standing behind the counter looking stoic. Early Iron Maiden plays featuring the first…
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