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David Raffin
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Attended Evergreen State College
Lives in Seattle
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Due to the heat I have written you a poem: All the fishes in the sea have sent a letter addressed to me. Mostly they were just interested in saying “hi” but also expressing a wish that we eat more pie. For the best pies are made from the fruit of the…
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   I have a rabbit on each shoulder. I know what you’re thinkin: “One is good one is evil.” But you’re wrong. They’re both evil. They are both white rabbits and they get a lot of mileage out of this. There is a certain trust engendered in the white rabbit…
   I have a rabbit on each shoulder. I know what you're thinkin: "One is good one is evil." But you're wrong. They're both evil. They are both white rabbits and they get a lot of mileage ...
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Vegan Chocolate Milkshake ; Potato w/ Black Beans & Salsa

Excellent chocolate milkshake: 1 cup chocolate almond milk; one cup vanilla almond milk; One or two frozen bananas; 2 cups coleslaw salad mix with cabbage and carrots; one spoonful defatted peanut flour. Blend. The cabbage mix adds thickness but the taste…
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Near the archipelago of minor discomforts. pic.twitter.com/yMKaLtNH8D — Fabulous Raye (@fabulousraye) June 16, 2015
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Noses are troublesome, as Brother Theodore knows so well.  
Noses are troublesome, as Brother Theodore knows so well.  
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Since Bree Newsome took down the Confederate battle flag isn’t she a war hero? A living civil war veteran? She, with the help of Jimmy Tyson scaled the flagpole at the capitol of South Carolina and removed the Confederate battle flag placed there because…
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Never go on trips with anyone you do not love. – Ernest Hemingway Never go on trips with anyone you do not love. – Timothy Leary There will be no podcast this week. There shall be a podcast next week. That is the order of the universe.
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Low price sale on my book Tragic Stories Disguised as Jokes, in UK and USA, next three days. http://davidraffin.com/store/index.html
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In my upcoming release “At the Existential Sandwich Shop,” like the previous “Perils of Free Thought,” I talk intermittently of bears and robots. That is because I am a robot bear. Thank you in advance for your understanding. There is also a reoccurring…
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Metaphysicist, Writer, Performer http://davidraffin.com
Introduction
Nothing bad has ever happened to me on Friday the 13th. Except for that one time at camp. 
... That was an anomaly.

The Northwest Examiner called me "A cross between Garrison Keillor and Salvador Dali." 

I'm a contributor to Funny Times, Rosebud magazine, and various other publications and anthologies.

I published a satirical journal, Vision? Nary!, which was reviewed positively by MaximumRock'n'Roll and the Joe Bob Report, newsletter of drive-in movie critic Joe Bob Briggs.

The Daily News:
 "David Raffin is hilarious." 

Peter Bacho (Author of "Cebu" "Dark Blue Suit") says of his writing: "Intelligent, humorous, and highly imaginative– always a pleasure to read."

The Daily Olympian:
"He’s not your average comedian."

Larry Ziak, KMUN:
"I nearly choked on my breakfast from laughing so hard."

Jodi Lamm (Author of “Titan Magic”):
"His perversions are oddly analytical." 


http://davidraffin.com


http://vision-nary.com

Bragging rights
I am evolved from a monkey. I think that's pretty impressive. I put it on my resume. My resume is very long. It is quite a tale.
Education
  • Evergreen State College
    Metaphysics, Writing, Film, 2000
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Writer, Raconteur, hedonist, heretic, Metaphysicist
Employment
  • DavidRaffin.com
    Writer, Humorist, Metaphysicist, 2009 - present
  • Blissful Remembrances
    Documentarian, 2005 - 2013
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Currently
Seattle
Previously
Antarctica - Portland
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Tell the FCC: Protect the Open Internet
www.sanders.senate.gov

Tell the FCC to protect the open Internet, not undermine net neutrality.

Fast Food Workers Walk Out In Seattle, Protesting Wages
www.kuow.org

Fast food workers have begun striking in Seattle this morning. According to organizers, strike lines will take place at several coffee spots

Minty Rosa
mintyrosa.bandcamp.com

Minty Rosa is a post-punk band polished with a dark heaviness: alt-rock with a touch of abrasion. They meet the tough cool of the Ronettes w

Tiny House, Big Heart
www.indiegogo.com

Help Kim Langston rebuild her tiny house which burned to the ground in a mysterious fire last summer.

Billy Bragg: Legendary British Rocker On Norway Attacks, Activism & ...
www.democracynow.org

We spend the hour with legendary British rocker and activist, Billy Bragg. His music career began in the late 1970s in London when he formed

Chalk up the Sidewalk, Go to Jail
www.motherjones.com

MAP: Across the nation, police are arresting adults and even citing kids for temporary drawings.

"Penny's Farm" performed by Pete Seeger
soundcloud.com

Available April 17, 2012, this album will be the earliest complete Pete Seeger concert available, and only complete concert from his influen

Discovering The Mysteries Of Rice Krispyhenge : NPR
www.npr.org

A gummy bearskin rug, you say? Graphic designer Brock Davis plays with food, but not like the rest of us.

Jodi Lamm
www.goodreads.com

Jodi Lamm is the author of Titan Magic (0.0 avg rating, 0 ratings, 0 reviews, published 2011)