I want a platter of Kesha Sausages immediately.
Have you ever dreamt of eating your favourite celebrity? Well dream no more as the folks at BiteLabs claim they can grow meat from celebrity tissue samples. Yes, pretty soon you'll be able to enjoy Kanye West via the medium of salami (or so they claim). All you need to do is convince your favourite celeb to provide the necessary biological goods. BiteLabs suggest tweeting them.
Explaining the process, the website states: "It all starts with your favourite celebrities, and a quick biopsy to obtain tissue samples. Isolating muscle stem cells, we grow celebrity meat in our proprietary bioreactors. In the tradition of Italian cured meats, we dry, age, and spice our product into fine charcuterie."
Read more: http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2014-02/27/celebrity-meat
Communion with the literal flesh and blood of Christ should be functionally identical to the transubstantiated flesh and blood of Christ.
Bet the first congregation to try it still gets excommunicated though.
Anyway, in that form factor I'd wager a significant proportion of their product wouldn't be entering the digestive tract via the mouth.