I work a lot. That is important to know. Sometimes I feel like I waste all my time at work. But I try not to complain, work on avoiding regrets, spend as much time as possible with the people I enjoy and am always looking to learn new things. That way I am sure that I'm not actually wasting any time at all.
Also, I never plan on turning 30. Once I hit 29 I will stay there. Forever. Because 30 is halfway to 60. And 60 is halfway to dead.
Finally...I'm a big believer in Karma. And I like monkeys.
Some of the most important things I've ever learned:
"Me Tarzan, you Jane" was never said in any of the Tarzan films or in the book.
One in three snake bite victims is drunk. One in five is tatooed.
It takes a drop of ocean water more than 1,000 years to circulate around the world.
According to U.S. FDA standards, 1 cup of orange juice is allowed to contain 10 fruit fly eggs, but only 2 maggots.
The name Wendy was made up for the book Peter Pan.