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ISIS To Field Olympic Team At 2016 Summer Games
KOBANI, along the Syria-Turkey border—(TYDN) The Islamic State of Iraq and Syria, or ISIS, is to announce Thursday it is fielding an Olympic team for the 2016 summer games in Brazil, TheYellowDailyNews has learned. Team ISIS, as it has been secretly called ...
KOBANI, along the Syria-Turkey border—(TYDN) The Islamic State of Iraq and Syria, or ISIS, is to announce Thursday it is fielding an Olympic team for the 2016 summer games in Brazil, TheYellowDailyNews has learned. Team ISIS, as it has been secretly called among its militant athletes, ...
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Obama Lookalike In Syria To Rally Anti-ISIS Fighters
Al-BOUKAMAL, Syria—(TYDN) A President Barack Obama body double arrived here Thursday to rally U.S.-armed militants fighting ISIS—the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria, TheYellowDailyNews has learned. The militants—who have come from Saudi Arabia, Qatar, Jorda...
Al-BOUKAMAL, Syria—(TYDN) A President Barack Obama body double arrived here Thursday to rally U.S.-armed militants fighting ISIS—the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria, TheYellowDailyNews has learned. The militants—who have come from Saudi Arabia, Qatar, Jordan, Bahrain and the United Arab ...
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Holder Replacement: GOP Wants Judges, Cabinet Members To Be Named Later
WASHINGTON—(TYDN)Senate Republican leaders are demanding five judgeships—and two cabinet members to be named later—to allow President Barack Obama to pick whomever he wishes to succeed Attorney General Eric Holder, TheYellowDailyNews has learned. Holder ann...
WASHINGTON—(TYDN)Senate Republican leaders are demanding five judgeships—and two cabinet members to be named later—to allow President Barack Obama to pick whomever he wishes to succeed Attorney General Eric Holder, TheYellowDailyNews has learned. Holder announced his resignation last week, ...
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Keep New iPhone Out Of Pockets To Avoid Bending, Apple Says
CUPERTINO, Calif.—(TYDN) Apple chief Tim Cook said Friday that the best method of protecting the iPhone 6 Plus from bending is to refrain from putting it in your pocket, TheYellowDailyNews has learned. Cook, in an exclusive interview with TheYellowDailyNews...
CUPERTINO, Calif.—(TYDN) Apple chief Tim Cook said Friday that the best method of protecting the iPhone 6 Plus from bending is to refrain from putting it in your pocket, TheYellowDailyNews has learned. Cook, in an exclusive interview with TheYellowDailyNews, was responding to widespread hysteria ...
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With Latest U.S. Offensive, Obama Sees Peace In Middle East By 2099
WASHINGTON—(TYDN) President Barack Obama, fresh from commencing a bombing campaign in Syria to knock out Islamic State in Iraq and Syria and al Qaeda militants, said peace should be fully restored to the region by 2099. "Let there be no mistake, my latest M...
WASHINGTON—(TYDN) President Barack Obama, fresh from commencing a bombing campaign in Syria to knock out Islamic State in Iraq and Syria and al Qaeda militants, said peace should be fully restored to the region by 2099. "Let there be no mistake, my latest Middle East bombing campaign against ...
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TheYellowDailyNews (TYDN) is satirical parody. Any rational relationship to reality is purely coincidental.
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Oakland Raiders Narrowly Avoid Loss In Bye Week
OAKLAND—(TYDN) Oakland Raiders fans and the team exulted after the NFL franchise narrowly escaped a loss on Sunday during the team's bye week, TheYellowDailyNews has learned. New head coach, Tony Sparano, told reporters that the Raiders barely escaped anoth...
OAKLAND—(TYDN) Oakland Raiders fans and the team exulted after the NFL franchise narrowly escaped a loss on Sunday during the team's bye week, TheYellowDailyNews has learned. New head coach, Tony Sparano, told reporters that the Raiders barely escaped another loss despite the team not playing ...
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iPhone Owners Hate The Poor More Than Android Owners
PRINCETON, N.J.—(TYDN) The world's first survey into which mobile phone owners hate the poor more concluded late Wednesday that the winners are iPhone owners, TheYellowDailyNews has learned. Android users came in second place to hating the poor. Window's mo...
PRINCETON, N.J.—(TYDN) The world's first survey into which mobile phone owners hate the poor more concluded late Wednesday that the winners are iPhone owners, TheYellowDailyNews has learned. Android users came in second place to hating the poor. Window's mobile phone owners took third, ...
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Local Man In Hot Water For Not Noticing Wife's Haircut
PHOENIX—(TYDN) A 37-year-old local man here was forced to sleep on the coach Sunday when his wife became angry he hadn't noticed a major revision to her hairdo for weeks, TheYellowDailyNews has learned. The man, a stone mason contractor, was under fire from...
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Derek Jeter "Over" Constant Farewell Tributes
NEW YORK—(TYDN) The soon-to-retire Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter said Thursday he had grown tired of what amounted to his 10,000th farewell tribute the night before here against the Orioles, TheYellowDailyNews has learned. Jeter, who is playing his final an...
NEW YORK—(TYDN) The soon-to-retire Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter said Thursday he had grown tired of what amounted to his 10000th farewell tribute the night before here against the Orioles, TheYellowDailyNews has learned. Jeter, who is playing his final and 20th Major League Baseball season, ...
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EXCLUSIVE: Employee Expense-Reimbursement Software Purposefully Difficult To Use
NEW YORK—(TYDN) Software programs millions of employers provide their employees to log into to recoup their out-of-pocket, work-related expenses is designed to make the reimbursement process  difficult or impossible, TheYellowDailyNews has learned. Accordin...
NEW YORK—(TYDN) Software programs millions of employers provide their employees to log into to recoup their out-of-pocket, work-related expenses is designed to make the reimbursement process difficult or impossible, TheYellowDailyNews has learned. According to an exhaustive and exclusive ...
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At 0-2, Oakland Raiders Fans Already Looking to Next Season
OAKLAND, Calif.—(TYDN) Fans of the Oakland Raiders said Wednesday they are anxious for this season to end and are already gloating that next season will be "their year," TheYellowDailyNews has learned. Fans, called the Raider Nation, gave up on the Raiders ...
OAKLAND, Calif.—(TYDN) Fans of the Oakland Raiders said Wednesday they are anxious for this season to end and are already gloating that next season will be "their year," TheYellowDailyNews has learned. Fans, called the Raider Nation, gave up on the Raiders earlier than usual this season, ...
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I'm senior editor at Ars Technica and also run the fake news site TYDN.com
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I've been a newswriter since manual typewriter days!
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  • California State University, Fullerton
    BA Journalism/minor philosophy, 1987
  • California State University, Fullerton
    MA Political Science, 1989
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