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David Kolb
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I did not know Chardonnay could be sweet. Ewwwww. So gross.

Well, waste not want not. Glad I bought it on sale and I will not be buying again.

I mean, it's pretty bad when I, of all the non-picky buys because the bottle was cute winos in the world, say, "Wait. This is not Chardonnay. At all."
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Sounds delicious to me!
(I'm not a wine drinker, so I prefer the sweetest, fruity-est wines I can find.)
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Gettin' real tired of your shit, iTunes Match.
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In the left hand turn lane when suddenly...a wild booty appeared!
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Gotta catch them all?
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Much more fun then the anvil they send you to tell you you're trans. (Granted, it's a very pretty anvil.)
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The thing I hate most about Apache Camel is it's propensity to put footnotes like, "Under no circumstances should an exception ever be thrown from this method your implementing," in totally not-bold letters on a document you probably aren't reading because you're modifying and tweaking someone elses code.

The result is not "Omg you did what?! System.exit(ExitCodes.THE_FUCK_I_TELL_YOU_NOT_TO_DO)" but instead "Uh.......let's just pretend that never happened and go on with life.  Maybe log something weird and obtuse over here."

So much time lost.  So much time.

Also: Dear HazelCast: Can you just annoy me with checked exceptions?  The amount of runtime exceptions that leak out of your code is scary.  Fucking scary.
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OMG yes! Hazelcast drives my nuts!
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That happens. A lot.
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One of the hazards of working in a help desk.
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This is why link shorteners and redirectors are annoying as fuck.  Plz stahp.
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Totally agree.
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Oh so that's what happens when you publicly share a YouTube video on your Google+. #shitsucks
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Your public "share" shows up in the YouTube comments as a comment.  Then people who reply to that "comment" show up as comments on your post in G+.

Essentially, for about an hour you get the YouTube community crashing your G+ posts till your post gets buried.

Even then, people who have you in your circle will see your comment/post on the YouTube video for much, much longer.

So I spent a good two hours yesterday playing whack-a-comment with a wave of spam.
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This is a music video that is just too damn funny.  Seriously.  OMG.  I about peed myself laughing.
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Little bit on the odd side but yes very funny 
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Went to Villa Vizcaya today. Stunning gardens and museum. ^_^
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Java Webservices Development
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  • Manheim
    Software Developer, 2012 - present
  • The Home Depot
    IT Developer II, 2012 - 2012
  • Cox Communications
    Support Engineer III, 2011 - 2012
  • Movius Interactive
    Support Technician III, 2010 - 2011
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Decatur, GA, USA - Atlanta, GA, USA - Columbus, GA, USA - Hudson, FL, USA - Pensacola, FL, USA
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Destroyed the world once, fixed it with some clever Perl hacks. Then realized the entire thing should've been written as a REST server spewing JSON all over the universe using Jersey. :-P
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    B.S. in Computer Science, 2005 - 2009
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I ate a pancake called a Dutch Baby. I've spent the rest of the day with the runs and cramps. My partner had pork chops and eggs. He's experiencing the same. We will not be going back. YMMV.
Food: Poor to fairDecor: GoodService: Good
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Was here for the live steel drum guy. Awesome music, good atmosphere. I had the Jerk Chicken. Still breathing fire. The other half had the Breakfast Burger. Its got Grilled Cheese Sandwiches for buns, eggs, and bacon. It...is...AMAZING.
Atmosphere: Very goodDecor: Very goodService: Excellent
Public - a year ago
reviewed a year ago
Every weekend they have one server for the entire bar rush. We get sat at dirty tables, and were not served by the single server. After sitting there for 20 minutes without having the table wiped down, our order taken, or drinks brought out, we left.
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Food: Very goodDecor: Very goodService: Excellent
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Awesome food and atmosphere. The service is always top notch. The wait can be a bit long. We tend to save Thumbs Up for when we have just the 2 of us and can sit at the bar. Don't forget to grab some cash before hand. They do not accept cards.
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