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David Kolb
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Attended Columbus State University
Lives in Ft. Lauderdale, FL, USA
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Dear Credit Card Companies:

It's 2015.  I want some sort of detailed receipt information transmitted by merchants and linked in with my online statement.

Thanks,

Me
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Ordered a Tom Collins. Got a Beefeater and Sour with a splash of soda. No garnish.

Fail.
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Totally telling everyone to yell in stand up.
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Wow.  Comcast DNS is the worst.  Holy fucking shit that's bad.  Gimmie dat 8.8.8.8 and 8.8.4.4 plz.
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Well, we are in the final phases of moving.  The bedroom, living room, and kitchen are in the "mostly unpacked" state.  The offices will have to wait, as they're pretty low priority.  

Next weekend, YARD SALE at the old house, then a U-Haul pickup truck to Out of the Closet to foist whatever is left on them.  Then to Goodwill with anything left to basically say, "You fucking throw it away."  Then clean up and schedule the magic happy fun time walkthrough with the area manager.

Someday, I'm going to walk down to Hunter's on Sunday night to the t-dance, get drunk, and then wake up with a mild hangover and fall down the stairs to my morning standup at work.
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You get out of bed for your stand up?!  Pfft.
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LOG.fatal("XMLStreamException occurred while generating extraInfo. I. Can't. Even. rides away on a unicorn", e);

#codingToAmuse  
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I find this happens a lot to me when I code.  Of course my main goal in coding is reaching the balmer peak.

http://xkcd.com/323/
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JB: "Why are you packing shorts?"
Me: "Well, I'll need a few casual outfits next week."
JB: "You should check the forecast for Atlanta."
Me: checks forecast, puts shorts away, starts trying on jeans

EDIT: Which is to say, I've now thrown out all but one pair of jeans and will probably need to go shopping next month.  ;_;
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Yeah we just had a front pass, and another coming.  It's not gonna be very warm.
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Eat your heart out Atlanta. Buy one get one well drinks at Rumors. Lololololol.

Shit I have to be in that "we hate alcohol hell hole all next week."

Seriously though, Atlanta needs to get with the times.
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I live in Wilton Manors proper. Stumbling distance from gay bars. :-P
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I'm highly amused that all the Barbarella references are wasted on Ariana Grande's fans.
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So weird being here during "not DragonCon".
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While I realize it's not as secure as using an authentication token, at least for two-step authentication over SMS, I don't have to individually unlink 10 accounts from the authenticator apps when I need to do a factory restore on my phone.

Seriously.  We need some sort of solid way to transfer the token secrets from one device to another.
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I've created a ticket with the International Council on Authentication Stuff for this effort. 
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Dragon Con 2014
Thu, August 28, 2014, 10:00 AM
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Java Webservices Development
Employment
  • Manheim
    Software Developer, 2012 - present
  • The Home Depot
    IT Developer II, 2012 - 2012
  • Cox Communications
    Support Engineer III, 2011 - 2012
  • Movius Interactive
    Support Technician III, 2010 - 2011
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Ft. Lauderdale, FL, USA
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Decatur, GA, USA - Atlanta, GA, USA - Columbus, GA, USA - Hudson, FL, USA - Pensacola, FL, USA
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Destroyed the world once, fixed it with some clever Perl hacks. Then realized the entire thing should've been written as a REST server spewing JSON all over the universe using Jersey. :-P
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  • Columbus State University
    B.S. in Computer Science, 2005 - 2009
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I ate a pancake called a Dutch Baby. I've spent the rest of the day with the runs and cramps. My partner had pork chops and eggs. He's experiencing the same. We will not be going back. YMMV.
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Public - 2 years ago
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Was here for the live steel drum guy. Awesome music, good atmosphere. I had the Jerk Chicken. Still breathing fire. The other half had the Breakfast Burger. Its got Grilled Cheese Sandwiches for buns, eggs, and bacon. It...is...AMAZING.
Atmosphere: Very GoodDecor: Very GoodService: Excellent
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reviewed 2 years ago
Every weekend they have one server for the entire bar rush. We get sat at dirty tables, and were not served by the single server. After sitting there for 20 minutes without having the table wiped down, our order taken, or drinks brought out, we left.
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Awesome food and atmosphere. The service is always top notch. The wait can be a bit long. We tend to save Thumbs Up for when we have just the 2 of us and can sit at the bar. Don't forget to grab some cash before hand. They do not accept cards.
Food: ExcellentDecor: ExcellentService: Excellent
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