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Just discovered I have £2 of Tesco vouchers from 2010 I haven't spent yet #getin #likealotterywin
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This wrong, so wrong. Which is why I'm still chuckling at it!
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STAND BACK PEOPLE! I'm in the kitchen. Set Fire Blankets to Standby...
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Anyone know if plant feed is flammable?

I was just told "The paraffin is outside the greenhouse. At least I think it's paraffin. If it's not, it's plant feed"

KABOOM?
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I'm back! I've been away for a bit, but now I'm back.

I've haemorrhaged followers (well, I lost 5), so for those who were too apathetic/lazy to remove me from your circles GOOD WORK PEOPLE!

As you were...
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Overheard at work today:

Cleaner 1 (clearly upset): Who does he think he is? I'm not cleaning his whiteboard. I'm not a whiteboard cleaner.

Cleaner 2 (completely dead-pan): You clean toilets.

Cleaner 1 (now righteous): Yeah, that's right. I clean toilets.

There was a short pause before the first cleaner started laughing.
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The sticky hands toys, perhaps the best toy 25 cents ever bought! See how you can re-live the joy of the flinging fun sticky hands with Coca-Cola.
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A Hawaiian surfer has set a new world record for the largest wave ever ridden.
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Would you make the happy list?

(I wouldn't)
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Tomorrow I have a rare opportunity to wake up naturally. I shall have no alarm set, and no schedule to follow. Therefore "wake up naturally" means "wake up when the cat jumps on me because he's hungry"

(The picture is, of course, http://www.simonscat.com/ )
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So, what have we learned this week?

Well, I'm happy to announce that the Dyson Airblade is brilliant at drying your tie after you've dropped your lunch down it, and cleaned it.

I looked a little odd, bobbing up and down in front of it, so next time I'll take my tie off (there will be a next time, guaranteed).
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