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David Knill
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Just discovered I have £2 of Tesco vouchers from 2010 I haven't spent yet #getin #likealotterywin
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Largely pointless - Hours of fun!

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This wrong, so wrong. Which is why I'm still chuckling at it!
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Whoa!

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Would you make the happy list?

(I wouldn't)

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STAND BACK PEOPLE! I'm in the kitchen. Set Fire Blankets to Standby...
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Tomorrow I have a rare opportunity to wake up naturally. I shall have no alarm set, and no schedule to follow. Therefore "wake up naturally" means "wake up when the cat jumps on me because he's hungry"

(The picture is, of course, http://www.simonscat.com/ )
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So, what have we learned this week?

Well, I'm happy to announce that the Dyson Airblade is brilliant at drying your tie after you've dropped your lunch down it, and cleaned it.

I looked a little odd, bobbing up and down in front of it, so next time I'll take my tie off (there will be a next time, guaranteed).
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Anyone know if plant feed is flammable?

I was just told "The paraffin is outside the greenhouse. At least I think it's paraffin. If it's not, it's plant feed"

KABOOM?

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I'm back! I've been away for a bit, but now I'm back.

I've haemorrhaged followers (well, I lost 5), so for those who were too apathetic/lazy to remove me from your circles GOOD WORK PEOPLE!

As you were...
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