I was just told "The paraffin is outside the greenhouse. At least I think it's paraffin. If it's not, it's plant feed"
I've haemorrhaged followers (well, I lost 5), so for those who were too apathetic/lazy to remove me from your circles GOOD WORK PEOPLE!
As you were...
Well, I'm happy to announce that the Dyson Airblade is brilliant at drying your tie after you've dropped your lunch down it, and cleaned it.
I looked a little odd, bobbing up and down in front of it, so next time I'll take my tie off (there will be a next time, guaranteed).
Cleaner 1 (clearly upset): Who does he think he is? I'm not cleaning his whiteboard. I'm not a whiteboard cleaner.
Cleaner 2 (completely dead-pan): You clean toilets.
Cleaner 1 (now righteous): Yeah, that's right. I clean toilets.
There was a short pause before the first cleaner started laughing.
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