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Manicminer Goatexplosion is known to almost every juvenile school-age learning unit as the inventor of that essential must-have device for all children forced into the cruel savagery of so-called healthy eating, the Goatexplosion Vegetable Dislocator. For…
Manicminer Goatexplosion is known to almost every juvenile school-age learning unit as the inventor of that essential must-have device for all children forced into the cruel savagery of so-called healthy eating, the Goatexplosion Vegetable Dislocator. For most of his career in theoretical and applied physics, Goatexplosion has been working on matter transportation. At a young…
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Embrocation Danglybits is probably the world’s leading expert on the various aspects of what is now known as Duct Tape Theory. As we all know, the universe is many billions of years old, and as with all things of a certain age, bits of it start to drop…
Embrocation Danglybits is probably the world’s leading expert on the various aspects of what is now known as Duct Tape Theory. As we all know, the universe is many billions of years old, and as with all things of a certain age, bits of it start to drop off every now and then. Naturally, some…
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Tablecloth Swollenmember is probably the UK’s most prominent ordinary Member of Parliament. He has never held any of the high offices of state, or even any lowly cabinet position, despite being one of the longest serving Members of Parliament in Britain.…
Tablecloth Swollenmember is probably the UK’s most prominent ordinary Member of Parliament. He has never held any of the high offices of state, or even any lowly cabinet position, despite being one of the longest serving Members of Parliament in Britain. As many former government ministers and political correspondents have pointed out, the UK has…
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This world has so many secrets it keeps hidden around corners, in dark places, under the shadows, beyond the ability of eyes to see or fingers to reach. Shona knew many of those dark places, those hidden shadowed corners, but not all of them. Even though…
This world has so many secrets it keeps hidden around corners, in dark places, under the shadows, beyond the ability of eyes to see or fingers to reach. Shona knew many of those dark places, those hidden shadowed corners, but not all of them. Even though she was now beginning to feel her age, she…
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Of course, those people interested in such matters will already have some idea of the massive breakthrough in science last week. Physicists at the Large Hardon Collider Facility in Little Frigging in the Wold successfully proved of the existence of the –…
Of course, those people interested in such matters will already have some idea of the massive breakthrough in science last week. Physicists at the Large Hardon Collider Facility in Little Frigging in the Wold successfully proved of the existence of the – up until now theoretical – Rude and Naughty particles. Of course, it was…
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From up there, he saw the village spread out below him, just behind the small narrow beach and trapped there between the sea, the cliffs, and the swamp behind the village that kept Shakesbridge separate and isolated. Up here, his ancestors had built the…
From up there, he saw the village spread out below him, just behind the small narrow beach and trapped there between the sea, the cliffs, and the swamp behind the village that kept Shakesbridge separate and isolated. Up here, his ancestors had built the Tower; they claimed to watch out for invasion from the sea.…
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Some stories are like that, though, strange in the telling. Some people do not trust stories, thinking them inferior to the real, to what they like to believe is the truth. The truth, though, is never that simple. There are many truths, many ways of…
Some stories are like that, though, strange in the telling. Some people do not trust stories, thinking them inferior to the real, to what they like to believe is the truth. The truth, though, is never that simple. There are many truths, many ways of seeing the world. Some of those ways are better than…
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Free Kindle Novel: What Dreams May Come

FREE for the next Five days: What Dreams May Come Click here: Universal link   Dreams are dangerous things. After a mental collapse forces him to sell his software company, entrepreneur Stephen Parker retreats to the quiet coastal village of Stoneyhaven,…
FREE for the next Five days: What Dreams May Come Click here: Universal link Dreams are dangerous things. After a mental collapse forces him to sell his software company, entrepreneur Stephen Parker retreats to the quiet coastal village of Stoneyhaven, hoping to rebuild his life. Soon Parker discovers how dangerous dreams can be, as…
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Dysentery Seasonalrelish is probably the UK’s latest leading celebrity cook. Her signature dish – the fish finger and tomato ketchup sandwich –according to food experts and TV critics alike – has revolutionised the whole genre of TV cooking shows. As we…
Dysentery Seasonalrelish is probably the UK’s latest leading celebrity cook. Her signature dish – the fish finger and tomato ketchup sandwich –according to food experts and TV critics alike – has revolutionised the whole genre of TV cooking shows. As we all know, cooking programmes on the TV are a form of food porn. People…
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Saladoil Penguincheese is probably the UK’s leading TV naturalist. He has appeared in, and narrated, some of the BBC’s most watched and highest rated natural world documentaries of the last decade. This includes the award-winning Day in the Life of a…
Saladoil Penguincheese is probably the UK’s leading TV naturalist. He has appeared in, and narrated, some of the BBC’s most watched and highest rated natural world documentaries of the last decade. This includes the award-winning Day in the Life of a Discarded Crisp Packet. Most of us on our strolls through the countryside and urban…
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A bloke who writes stuff. Fiction across and between genres.
Introduction

David Hadley was born in 1959. He is married with three children and lives in the Black Country, UK.

He worked in the building trade and the electric supply industry. He has been a rock musician, mature student, househusband and stay-at-home dad.

His books are available here (UK) or here (US). 

Author page: DavidHadley

Also likes toast.


 


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The Woman with the Golden Sex Spatula by David Hadley
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Hmmmm. Now this is a book that would be on its own shelf in my virtual bookcase. I have no idea why I read it (apart from I liked a previous

Review: 'Juggling Balls' by David Hadley
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Genre: Sci - Fi / Comedy Length: 388 pages (approx.) I have awarded this book 4 stars. Summary: Martin Laws hates mysteries. So why has some

Twisting the Night Away - Books on Google Play
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If you want to get an ex-girlfriend back, what could be a better way of impressing her than a magic carpet ride through the night to a roman

Russell Blake » The Philosophy of Being a Hack
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Early into my career I decided that I was going to write a lot. As in, seemingly impossible amounts, as my differentiator. The reason I deci

Wishful thinking on the demise of supermarkets
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Should I give up Asda, 5 minutes walk away, and drive a 10 mile round trip to get to a butchers, greengrocers etc? I have a bit of a history

Your Date Only Wants You For Your Feedback
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Signs of a problem: your date brings up his or her novel within three minutes; your date pitches his or her idea and asks what you think; he

Ücretsiz Kitaplar - Wattpad
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★ ★ ★ ★ ★ Wattpad - 20 milyondan fazla ÜCRETSİZ e-kitap ve hikayeİndirilebilir kitap ve hikayeleri ile dünyanın en hızlı büyüyen kütüphanesi

Supermarket customer refused pasta purchase by follower of Flying Spaghe...
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A supermarket worker and strict adherent to the teachings of the Flying Spaghetti Monster has been criticised after refusing to sell custome

The Story Coaster
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Readers go for a ride.

The Zero-Fuckery Quick-Create Guide To Kick-Ass Characters (And All The ...
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When writers are tasked with creating characters, we are told to try these character exercises that entreat us to answer rather mad question

Help Wanted: Hiring Fiction Writers Now
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This is the opportunity of a lifetime. Write novels and screenplays for money. Publish your books and get invited to all sorts of book signi

Authors Don't Exist in the Digital Age | Digital Book World
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There is no such thing as an “author.” Instead, there are only people who write stuff that they want other people to buy. Nobody dreams abou

25 Reasons I Fucking Love Genre Fiction
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What follows below is the presentation speech I gave at this year's GenreCon in Brisbane, Australia. I had originally thought to do a 25 lis

Delingpole on Friday: Ed Miliband’s willy on the Facebook? We should be ...
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When is it acceptable for an ex-deputy mayor of London to take selfies of his penis and post them on the internet? My answer: “almost always

The View from Cullingworth: The grey goo society...
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And I realised that we've replaced society's spine with jelly and mandated a sense-of-humour by-pass. I know Old Holborn is a "vile Internet

The Long View: Don’t hate politicians: We’re partly to blame for their p...
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I LOVE this time of year. It’s a shame politicians have to ruin it.

A Tangled Rope: A New Story
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clip_image002. The doorbell rang. I wasn't expecting anyone and, besides, I had work to do. She stood there for a moment looking at me as I

A Tangled Rope: She Took the Shape of the Night
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She took the shape of the night, wrapping its waves around her. She disappeared into its cloaking folds where the shadows are the darkest. S

A Tangled Rope: Health and Safety Outrage
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clip_image001. Well, it wasn't as straightforward as we'd hoped, but then again, that sort of thing very rarely is. For, such is the complex