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Ungulate Tramdepot first rose to almost total obscurity in the UK as a backbench member of parliament. Due to his complete inability to do anything useful or worthwhile, he soon achieved promotion to the cabinet. However, no long after this Tramdepot was…
Ungulate Tramdepot first rose to almost total obscurity in the UK as a backbench member of parliament. Due to his complete inability to do anything useful or worthwhile, he soon achieved promotion ...
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Tetrahedron Weaselspanner is probably the world’s leading exponent of the Immanent Cheese Gambit in the 100-Metres Freestyle Olympic Class Orgy. As many orgy-going regulars know even at an amateur or even Inter-village level knows, the half-time snacks…
Tetrahedron Weaselspanner is probably the world’s leading exponent of the Immanent Cheese Gambit in the 100-Metres Freestyle Olympic Class Orgy. As many orgy-going regulars know even at an amateur ...
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Tangential Cheesespasm was originally the lead shouter in 1970s heavy metal knitwear sensation Satan’s Cardigans. Although, a short-lived musical movement, heavy metal knitwear has gone on to influence many modern bands and rock acts. It also created a…
Tangential Cheesespasm was originally the lead shouter in 1970s heavy metal knitwear sensation Satan’s Cardigans. Although, a short-lived musical movement, heavy metal knitwear has gone on to influ...
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Sagebush Tinkywinky is probably now the world’s leading celebrity, famous for… well, anyway. However, celebrity watchers were shocked and horrified to discover that Tinkywinky was the latest celebrity to fall victim to the hideous disease running rife…
Sagebush Tinkywinky is probably now the world’s leading celebrity, famous for… well, anyway. However, celebrity watchers were shocked and horrified to discover that Tinkywinky was the latest celebr...
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Testes Sausagecrime is probably these days the leading political theorist in the UK. Recently, after several years of in-depth research he has concluded that there is a fundamental error right at the very heart of how people see politics. That is not just…
Testes Sausagecrime is probably these days the leading political theorist in the UK. Recently, after several years of in-depth research he has concluded that there is a fundamental error right at t...
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The Echo of His Absence Her father was like a ghost to her. She lived inside the echoes of his absences Like someone waiting for something To take her life and make it begin. She needed someone to take the day And open it out for her in his palm. To show…
The Echo of His Absence Her father was like a ghost to her. She lived inside the echoes of his absences Like someone waiting for something To take her life and make it begin. She needed someone to ...
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Perhaps…, he thought. He tried it. Yes! There was something, definitely a tingle in the fingers. Or was it something else? RSI? Cramp? Blerg was no longer sure. He looked down at the crudely hand-printed sheet with the impressive drawings of wizards in…
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Her hand fell to her side as she looked down at the ground between us. I could still feel the pressure of that hand, though, on my chest. It felt as though my heart had grown heavy inside me. ‘I’m sorry,’ I said. ‘That doesn’t help.’ Allie’s voice was…
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David Hadley was born in 1959. He is married with three children and lives in the Black Country, UK.

He worked in the building trade and the electric supply industry. He has been a rock musician, mature student, househusband and stay-at-home dad.

His books are available here (UK) or here (US). 

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Review: 'Juggling Balls' by David Hadley
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Genre: Sci - Fi / Comedy Length: 388 pages (approx.) I have awarded this book 4 stars. Summary: Martin Laws hates mysteries. So why has some

Twisting the Night Away - Books on Google Play
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If you want to get an ex-girlfriend back, what could be a better way of impressing her than a magic carpet ride through the night to a roman

Russell Blake » The Philosophy of Being a Hack
russellblake.com

Early into my career I decided that I was going to write a lot. As in, seemingly impossible amounts, as my differentiator. The reason I deci

Wishful thinking on the demise of supermarkets
brianclegg.blogspot.com

Should I give up Asda, 5 minutes walk away, and drive a 10 mile round trip to get to a butchers, greengrocers etc? I have a bit of a history

Your Date Only Wants You For Your Feedback
www.how-not-to-self-publish.co.uk

Signs of a problem: your date brings up his or her novel within three minutes; your date pitches his or her idea and asks what you think; he

Ücretsiz Kitaplar - Wattpad
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★ ★ ★ ★ ★ Wattpad - 20 milyondan fazla ÜCRETSİZ e-kitap ve hikayeİndirilebilir kitap ve hikayeleri ile dünyanın en hızlı büyüyen kütüphanesi

Supermarket customer refused pasta purchase by follower of Flying Spaghe...
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A supermarket worker and strict adherent to the teachings of the Flying Spaghetti Monster has been criticised after refusing to sell custome

The Story Coaster
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Readers go for a ride.

The Zero-Fuckery Quick-Create Guide To Kick-Ass Characters (And All The ...
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When writers are tasked with creating characters, we are told to try these character exercises that entreat us to answer rather mad question

Help Wanted: Hiring Fiction Writers Now
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This is the opportunity of a lifetime. Write novels and screenplays for money. Publish your books and get invited to all sorts of book signi

Authors Don't Exist in the Digital Age | Digital Book World
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There is no such thing as an “author.” Instead, there are only people who write stuff that they want other people to buy. Nobody dreams abou

25 Reasons I Fucking Love Genre Fiction
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What follows below is the presentation speech I gave at this year's GenreCon in Brisbane, Australia. I had originally thought to do a 25 lis

Delingpole on Friday: Ed Miliband’s willy on the Facebook? We should be ...
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When is it acceptable for an ex-deputy mayor of London to take selfies of his penis and post them on the internet? My answer: “almost always

The View from Cullingworth: The grey goo society...
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And I realised that we've replaced society's spine with jelly and mandated a sense-of-humour by-pass. I know Old Holborn is a "vile Internet

The Long View: Don’t hate politicians: We’re partly to blame for their p...
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I LOVE this time of year. It’s a shame politicians have to ruin it.

A Tangled Rope: A New Story
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clip_image002. The doorbell rang. I wasn't expecting anyone and, besides, I had work to do. She stood there for a moment looking at me as I

A Tangled Rope: She Took the Shape of the Night
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She took the shape of the night, wrapping its waves around her. She disappeared into its cloaking folds where the shadows are the darkest. S

A Tangled Rope: Health and Safety Outrage
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clip_image001. Well, it wasn't as straightforward as we'd hoped, but then again, that sort of thing very rarely is. For, such is the complex

Little Frigging in the Wold: Perversion for the Beginner
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clip_image001. Providing that spring cabbage is in season, there is no reason why you shouldn't introduce one to help liven up a sex life th