War Thunder in a nutshell,
When your pilot gets killed:"WTF I call hacks! This game sucks!"
When you kill the enemy pilot:"Take that sucker, I knew my CoD skills would work here."
When you get rammed:"Frickin noobs everywhere"
When you ram:"It's called a kamikaze brah"
When you get killed by rockets:"F******g rocket spammer,rockets are bs!"
When you get a rocket kill:"MWHAHAHAHA"
When you can't hit ground targets with a bomber:"I swear if those tanks stopped moving I would get them"
When you hit ground targets:"Guess I have to much skill, WW2 is sooooooo easy, I would have bombed every frickin tank"
When your wing gets ripped off:"WTF, ARE THESE WINGS MADE OUT OF PAPER, UNINSTALL!"
When you rip off an enemy's wing:"Pfft, I'm to good"
When you get matched with a plane 2 tiers higher than you:"F***, thx Gaijin"
When you get matched with a plane 2 tiers lower than you:"Poor guy maybe I won't go after him (Said no one ever)
When somebody cleverly maneuvers you:"My plane sucks!!"
When you outmaneuver somebody:"Step up your game NOOB!
When you come across some USSR planes:"F**** Russian bias"
When you use a plane from the USSR:"Oh I'm sorry I thought the USSR was a country that fought and won with the Allies"
When you get flipped over:"Plz help, I'll give a free bj just PLEASE"
When you see somebody flipped over:"Sorry dude, I have losers to pwn"
When you get one-shotted:"FRICKIN HACKS AGAIN"
When you one-shot somebody:"Why do I have to aim so good man?"
When you're getting shot from some random place:"WALLHACKS"
When you're hitting somebody and they can't figure out where you are:"2ManyNewbs"
When someone calls an artillery strike on you:"S***, S***, S***!!!"
When you call an artillery strike on someone:"You better not run, you better not hide (You know the rest)"
10/10 Would still play despite all the times I raged :D
- SugarCRMQAE, 2011 - present
- Independent QE Contractor/ConsultantSenior Level Software Quality Engineer, 2009 - 2011
- XO CommunicationsSenior Level Software Quality Engineer, 2000 - 2009
- Concentric NetworkSoftware Quality Engineer, 1996 - 2000
- General Motors65 Ton Induction Furnace Operator/7 Ton Ladle Driver, 1995 - 1996
- 7-Eleven3rd Shift Clerk, 1995 - 1993
- American EagleAssociate, 1991 - 1993
- Dr. Reid; Ear, Nose, ThroatChart Preparer and File Clerk, 1988 - 1990
- Good Times PizzaStore Operator, 1985 - 1988
- Playing games with friends (Boardgames, Video games; Xbox/Wii/PC, RPG's, Card games, etc.)
- Tweaking one of my computers I've constructed (Media Center, Gaming Computer, Movie/Music Storage.)
- Experimenting with a yummy gourmet recipe. (Have to use my chemical engineering background somewhere!)
- Trying to be creative via digital photography, oil painting, sculpting/painting miniatures, and scratch building models.
- Watching the latest dvd/blu-rays from a rental service. (Watchmen, Empire, LOTR trilogy, JC's The Thing, and the Matrix are some of my fave's.)
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