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David Ashleydale
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Attended HSU, SFSU
Lives in Oakland, CA
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Maybe the happiest place on Earth will cure my cold. 😢
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Starbucks gave me a very generous pour today. 
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Me: There's Soylent 2.0 now! It looks a lot more convenient than the old stuff. It comes pre-mixed.

Brina: You know, there are more subtle ways to let me know that my cooking sucks.

Me: Are there?
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It seems like tater tots should be just as good as hash browns, but they're just not. 
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It has something to do with surface area and thickness.
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I just played BOTANY in a game of Scrabble and it told me I could have gotten more points if I had played BAY. #NerdScrabble 
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And this is why Scrabble is one of my least favorite word games.
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Playing Tzolk'in the Mayan Calendar with +Steven Grady, +Shannon Prickett, +Randy Chertkow. +Vylar Kaftan is watching. 
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My phone is out of commission until at least Friday afternoon, so please don't be offended if I'm not responding to your texts or taking my Scrabble turns.

Just be glad that I am in your life at all. Sheesh!
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Here's how #Netflix can deliver the next DVD in my queue on the SAME DAY. The mail carrier could have a box in their truck that contains all of the next DVDs in the queues of the people on their route. When they drive up to my mailbox, they take the old DVD and then just replace it with the next one in my queue.
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I like very thinly sliced tomatoes. Very. Thinly. Sliced. 
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The soundtrack from "The Lord of the Rings" is so good. 
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Yes. I had the great pleasure of singing some of it, as per of the Lord of the Rings symphony that the SF Symphony and Chorus did some years back. 
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Programming the new cat door. I really hope Brina doesn't see this line in the manual: "For additional cats, up to a maximum of 9, repeat steps..."
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"Not guilty by reason of insanity" has always been a little confusing to me. Shouldn't it be "Guilty, but insane"?
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I'm confused that it implies that a number of heinous crimes might be considered "sane" at any time.
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Standards & Guidelines Program Manager
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    Web Accessibility Program manager, present
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David Andreasen