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Dave Pacheco
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The difference between the debates:

Debate A:
"I support healthcare for all."
"Oh yeah? I've supported healthcare for far longer, and my plans deliver even better healthcare than yours to the people who most need it!"
"Oh yeah? Well I'll deliver better healthcare while taking care of institutional racism in police departments!"
"Oh really? I'll address institutional racism in the entire judicial system!"
"Oh yeah? I'll address institutional racism in the entire judicial system AS WELL as reducing student debt!"

Debate B:
"I'LL BOMB THE SHIT OUT OF EVERY COUNTRY THAT HAS MUSLIMS IN IT UNTIL THEY ARE A GLASSY RADIOACTIVE WASTELAND but I'm not sure I'd waterboard terrorist suspects."
"PUSSY! I'D WATERBOARD THEM SO HARD THEIR HEAD WOULD SPIN!"
"NO, YOU'RE A PUSSY!"
"LOSER! I'LL WATERBOARD YOU AND MAKE YOU PAY FOR THE WATER!"

I much prefer debate A.
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I just thinking out loud here, but what if someone wrote a program that identified all the spam email and just deleted it? I think some people would find that useful.
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Maybe instead of a spam deleter we should just invent a giant spam magnet that would attract all the spam and then we could dump it a volcano or something. I know, call me crazy, but it just might work...
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Not a lot of surprises in the New Hampshire primary today, although the GOP half-time show featuring Ted Nugent blaming the Jews for gun control was a little unexpected.

Nah, who are we kidding: it was totally expected.
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The most positive spin I would put on last night's GOP debate is that Trump promised the best health care available to the person he would shoot in the middle of Fifth Avenue to prove he won't lose votes.
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I would like to announce to my followers that I am suspending my Presidential campaign in order to spend more time with my family, who will help me come up with ideas on how to take away rights from people who are not like us, and impose our beliefs on the entire country even after I could only get a thousand people in the whole state of Iowa to agree with me.

May my very specific and surprisingly intolerant God bless the United States of America.
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That's just Monday morning stuff, +Steve Mays .
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Dear runners: when would be a good time for me to stop carbo-loading for the 2007 Boston Marathon?
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1985.
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Beyonce fucking KILLED it at the SB half-time show.

If you don't want politics in your entertainment, stop making political choices that kill the people who are writing, singing and dancing.
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The Superbowl would be far more interesting if they occasionally let a random third team onto the field. Not even a football team, maybe a water polo team. Or all the puppies from the Puppy Bowl and a hungry puma.
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Just put all the cheerleaders in on 3rd downs.
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Coldplay is U2 for people who own at least one Dave Matthews OR one Hootie and the Blowfish album. 
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With his obvious and shameless greed, open contempt for the representatives of government, insulting Twitter posts and patronizing, smug facial expressions, "pharma bro" Martin Shkreli has proved that he is not fit to be Presi..

Oh wait, that was Donald Trump, never mind.
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...and Rick Santorum chooses to end his run for President. I say we force him to carry it to term. After all, didn't God tell him to run? Who is he to think himself above God's plan?

Maybe after he becomes President he can put the Oval Office up for adoption.
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Hard to believe it's Groundhog Day again already.
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Go back to bed, and if you saw your shadow then DON'T tell anybody.
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I am why we can't have nice things. I could be ANYONE!
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President of the MN chapter of Americans United for Separation of Church and State.

I'm not a nerdy IT guy with all kinds of issues, but I play one in real life.
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  • Macalester College
    Computer Science / Dramatic Arts, 1991 - 1993
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