I've never been able to convince Cadbury's to market the Flake as a "Relic of the One True Chocolate Cross" (the one they crucified the Easter Bunny on), but perhaps I can convince them to market the Flake as "Groot Fingers".
I need office/desk speakers that (a) can take wired audio input a computer (b) can ALSO take Bluetooth audio and (c) have a headphone jack. As a non-dealbreaker, they should have a manual volume control.
I can find a hundred options for covering 2 out of 3, but nothing that does all of the above. Closest I can find actually involves buying a mini-amp.