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Dave Pacheco
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Any electric device where the settings go "Low - Medium - High - OFF" was designed by idiots.
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For fans there's actually a reason. Going from off to on requires a fair amount of torque and it's easier on the motor to do that on the "high" setting. Not that "Off-Low-Medium-High" fans don't exist — the box fan I'm about to turn on now is like that. I'll turn the knob rapidly to the "High" setting.
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RIP Carole Lombard. So sad. Such a tragedy.
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I loved To Be or Not To Be. I saw it in a beautiful theatre in Charlottetown, PEI when I was around 14. 
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God: Did you send that rainbow to Texas as thanks for trying to pass anti-LGBT legislation, like I asked? And the flood to Ireland as punishment for passing marriage equality?

Jesus: Wait... what?
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For those of you wondering about the ‪#‎CharlieCharlie‬ challenge, it's this new thing where you play Ouija with two pencils and summon a demon called Charlie (who is, for some reason, Mexican).

In reality it's just a function of gravity, the power of wishful thinking, gullible teens and THE DARK COLD PORTAL OF HELL OPENING UP STRAIGHT INTO YOUR MORTAL SOUL, SINNER.

Also, demons using pencils? Dude, I can get you the wifi password....
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This challenge has rules. The most important of them is always saying goodbye the spirit at the end of the session. Or you run the risk of facing a Poltergeist. 
http://blogdopg.blogspot.com.br/2015/05/o-desafio-charlie-charlie.html
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CHARLIE CHARLIE ARE YOU ON THE INTERNET

CHARLIE CHARLIE TAKE A SELFIE

CHARLIE CHARLIE IS MY OUTFIT ON FLEEK

Apparently there's a demon called Charlie who is Hell's equivalent of Siri.
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According to an Arkansas state Representative and candidate for the US Senate, Josh Duggar should be put to death since rape and incest should be considered "capital crimes".

That candidate?  Josh's dad, Jim Bob Duggar, in a statement made when he ran for the Senate in 2002.

That must have made for some awwwwwkwaaaaard silences around the dinner table.
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Well, even though he was channeling the Bible, he couldn't actually say "stoning" - so, if you think about it, he was actually promoting a more moderate position.
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My son: "It's really old.  It's like CASSETTE TAPE old."

I look over at Death, sitting next to me on the couch.  He just looks back, shrugs his bony shoulders and goes back to sharpening his scythe.  I can't tell whether he's grinning or not.
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How about 4 track old, a Muntz?  That means the scythe's work is done.
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One of Pavlov's dogs had tinnitus and she died of dehydration. #truefacts #history #asfarasyouknow
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Can a lady get pregnant from doing the sex with another person if only one of them has seen the new Avengers movie? SERIUS REPLYS ONLY PLS
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Weird how a couple of years ago Gotye was supposed to be the major new star, and now he's just some singer that we used to know.
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Bernie Sanders will be here in Minnesota this Sunday: who wants to work on his campaign? C'mon out with me.

10-12am, Sunday May 31st.

SEIU Local 26 (Minneapolis, MN)
706 North 1st St, Suite 110
Minneapolis, MN 55401
Please join Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders and local leaders for events in Minneapolis to discuss how we: Get big money out of politics; Deal with obscene wealth and income inequality; Combat climate change; Make college education affordable ...
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I hear Mercury being in retrograde increases the placebo effect by up to 10% (margin of error 5-15%) and DOUBLES the effect of homeopathic medicine. Careful not to overdose, my friends! Let's all color-coordinate our auras to our orgone energy crystals!

KIRLIAN SELFIE!
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IT Enterprise Architect
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London, UK - San Jose, Costa Rica - Santa Clarita, CA
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I am why we can't have nice things. I could be ANYONE!
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President of the MN chapter of Americans United for Separation of Church and State.

I'm not a nerdy IT guy with all kinds of issues, but I play one in real life.
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  • Macalester College
    Computer Science / Dramatic Arts, 1991 - 1993
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El Conejo del Oubliette
A smaller selection of food and pastries than what is available in the other locations, but it's a smaller location too. Very cozy, very friendly.
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Best popcorn ever!
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The beef with onions appetizer is amazing.
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Spring rolls goooooooood.
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Original and thought-provoking theater.
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Best Bánh xèo since the Bona burned down...
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