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Dave Pacheco
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I've never been able to convince Cadbury's to market the Flake as a "Relic of the One True Chocolate Cross" (the one they crucified the Easter Bunny on), but perhaps I can convince them to market the Flake as "Groot Fingers".
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Sounds like a plan, Stan.
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Does your Fitbit track how many times you flip off other drivers in traffic?  Mine does, and it just exploded.
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I told the software team to use long, not int, but would they listen?
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To the 17-year-old me who swore to never listen to anything but Metallica, Iron Maiden and Anthrax:

OH GOD THE TAYLOR SWIFT ALBUM IS SO CATCHY AND FUN AND GOOD AND I'M SO SORRY I'VE FAILED YOU

Also sorry about the weight gain. And I lost the jean jacket with the patches, and the leather wrist bands with the metal studs.  And never marrying Phoebe Cates OR Valerie Bertinelli.
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A "super moon", a solar eclipse and the equinox all in one day?  No wonder my period is all messed up!  Better go do some Kegels!

(I have no idea how periods work)
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Alice Cooper offers some insight:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yALNSd0iME
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INTERNET HIVEMIND, HELP ME!

I need office/desk speakers that (a) can take wired audio input a computer (b) can ALSO take Bluetooth audio and (c) have a headphone jack.  As a non-dealbreaker, they should have a manual volume control.

I can find a hundred options for covering 2 out of 3, but nothing that does all of the above.  Closest I can find actually involves buying a mini-amp.

HEP ME, INTANETS!  YOU MY ONLEE HOP!
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J-Walk for the win.  That's exactly what I needed.  I owe you a beer while we listen to my Justin Bieber remixes.
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LIFE HACK: you can get a lot more things done once you let go of unreasonable, culturally-imposed definitions of what "done" means.
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Consider it... you know.
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Every photo I have on my iPhone has a 1.5-second video of the same scene right before it that ends with me saying a swear word.
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Tomorrow's forecast calls for a 99% chance of nature getting punched right in the junk.
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OPEN YOUR EYES, PEOPLE MUMFORD AND SONS IS A CULT THEY'RE NOT EVEN REALLY HIS SONS I'VE SAID TOO MUCH ALREADY OH GOD THEY'RE AT THE DOOR AVENGE M
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Age ain't nothin' but a number!  Specifically, the quickly-diminishing number of days until you DIE!
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The good news is that if you live long enough, you are almost certain to have Alzheimer's or dementia.
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I used to wish for an "OFF" switch for my brain, but a screwdriver works just as... ummm... goodly? That can't be rightful.
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When you're hammered everything looks like a screw.
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"Oh, but you must travel through those woods again and again," said a shadow at the window, "and you must be lucky to avoid the wolf every time."

"But the wolf... the wolf only needs enough luck to find you ONCE."

 - Through the Woods, Emily Carroll
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And that is the story of our government.  We can fight against the destruction of important things thousands of times.  They only need to destroy it once.
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IT Enterprise Architect
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I am why we can't have nice things. I could be ANYONE!
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President of the MN chapter of Americans United for Separation of Church and State.

I'm not a nerdy IT guy with all kinds of issues, but I play one in real life.
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  • Macalester College
    Computer Science / Dramatic Arts, 1991 - 1993
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El Conejo del Oubliette
A smaller selection of food and pastries than what is available in the other locations, but it's a smaller location too. Very cozy, very friendly.
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Best popcorn ever!
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The beef with onions appetizer is amazing.
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Spring rolls goooooooood.
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Original and thought-provoking theater.
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Best Bánh xèo since the Bona burned down...
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