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Dave Pacheco
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With his obvious and shameless greed, open contempt for the representatives of government, insulting Twitter posts and patronizing, smug facial expressions, "pharma bro" Martin Shkreli has proved that he is not fit to be Presi..

Oh wait, that was Donald Trump, never mind.
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I would like to announce to my followers that I am suspending my Presidential campaign in order to spend more time with my family, who will help me come up with ideas on how to take away rights from people who are not like us, and impose our beliefs on the entire country even after I could only get a thousand people in the whole state of Iowa to agree with me.

May my very specific and surprisingly intolerant God bless the United States of America.
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That's just Monday morning stuff, +Steve Mays .
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Hard to believe it's Groundhog Day again already.
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Go back to bed, and if you saw your shadow then DON'T tell anybody.
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Groundhog Day: The groundhog doesn't see its shadow! Early spring!

Minnesota: lol NOPE! Fuck you, here's 8" of snow. Good luck getting home. But we won't cancel school tomorrow! Also, I took a dump in your planter and there's no coffee left in the house. BYEEEEEE!
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Apparently if you work out a lot your metabolism changes so it's better for you to eat 5 meals a day instead of 3, but they should be smaller meals.

Since doctors and trainers always recommend starting slowly, I'll start with the 5 meals a day step, then I'll start making them smaller.

And then at some point in the future I'll start working out.
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Sorry, but I've got may hands full holding up my own gut. :-/
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Here is your Monday morning question to start the week: how do you deal with procrastination?
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It's on my to-do list.
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...and Rick Santorum chooses to end his run for President. I say we force him to carry it to term. After all, didn't God tell him to run? Who is he to think himself above God's plan?

Maybe after he becomes President he can put the Oval Office up for adoption.
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Dear runners: when would be a good time for me to stop carbo-loading for the 2007 Boston Marathon?
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Lots of people (on the left and the right) seem to be convinced that Hilary Clinton is so corrupt, she can influence the tossing of coins (on camera) to win elections.

The most fun ones are the ones that claim that this is proof of voter fraud. So apparently the solution is for coins to have Voter IDs now?

Honestly, if we have a candidate that can actually manipulate the laws of chance, I want that person for President. Who does she have picking heads or tails? Penn and Teller?

Can you imagine how AWESOME it would be to have a probability manipulator as President?

"Madame President, what are the chances that we will see another terrorist attack during your administration?"

"Now that you've asked me that question, it's zero percent. Next question?"

"Madame President, what are the odds that everyone in the US will simultaneously win ten million dollars in the lottery while discovering the cure for cancer?"

"I'd say they're pretty darned good."

Those who claim that these coin toss wins were actually what won the Iowa caucus for Clinton seem to misunderstand not only how the caucus state delegate process works and how many coin toss events actually happened, but also how probability works.
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"OK, I think I get it now... so to avoid the Zika virus I should not accept any friend requests on social media from mosquitos?"

<sound of NPR's Jason Beaubien slamming his head against desk>
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From the dregs of my email today: a gun-obsessed, end-times predicting, Obama-hating mailing list just send me a sales pitch for...

...solar generators. But rest assured, that doesn't mean that they are some sort of (in their words) "tree hugging, save the co-dependent lesbian whales guy. I’m not and it’s not. Nope. It’s not that kind of solar."

So, it's not the kind of solar that uses the sun for energy instead of fossil fuels? Maybe it just uses the heat and off-gassing generated by the owner sitting in front of Fox News and fuming in silent rage while fingering the safety?

Also touched on in the email: ISIS, Obama, EMP attacks, Russian cyber-warfare, Obamacare... all of which are leading to "Obama blackouts" where the President will shut down the power grid because he's a socialist.

They are selling generators that will hit a "peak load" that will power half of your fridge. During the day. And their website says it's "great for powering aquariums", which as we all know are OBAMA'S REAL TARGET!

Boy will they be surprised when Obama nukes the sun because of Benghazi. And when they find the power grid has been taken over by angry lesbian whales.
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It uses the sun that shines out of Donald Trump's ass.
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Based on videos released over the summer, Texas launched an investigation into Planned Parenthood and raided several clinics, which involved invading the privacy of patients.

As a result of the investigations, the truly horrible people who lied, filmed, misleadingly edited and released the videos have been indicted for tampering with government records, a felony.

Planned Parenthood, on the other hand, has not been found to have committed any criminal activity.

I would cheer, but the damage has been done. Those who oppose Planned Parenthood got to create negative associations with the organization in the minds of those who won't look too deeply into the matter; especially those who read the original accusations and scandal about the videos, but won't see the far-less publicized followup fact that all investigations have cleared PP from any wrongdoing. And we've had several votes in the House and Senate to defund PP, several states have tried to cancel PP's Medicare contracts, and several states have conducted investigations into PP.

None of them have found that PP did anything illegal.

Simply based on the damage done to women's healthcare, those making the false accusations should have to go to jail for a long, long time.

#istandwithPP
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I am why we can't have nice things. I could be ANYONE!
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President of the MN chapter of Americans United for Separation of Church and State.

I'm not a nerdy IT guy with all kinds of issues, but I play one in real life.
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  • Macalester College
    Computer Science / Dramatic Arts, 1991 - 1993
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