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"Each year since 1993, the Bad Sex in Fiction Award has honoured an author who has produced an outstandingly bad scene of sexual description in an otherwise good novel. The purpose of the prize is to draw attention to poorly written, perfunctory or redundant passages of sexual description in modern fiction, and to discourage them."
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It be hot out.
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Pffft. Forecast for Sunday is 115-121 here.
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The third season is halfway done, and we're in firm Godfather III territory already.

I really enjoy this show, but I'm not so sure about two more seasons.
The Shelby clan is set to return for two more seasons with Peaky Blinders receiving a double order from BBC Two. Season 3 is currently running in the UK with the epic crime saga created by Steven K…
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Knowing full well the kind of stupidity that football fans (and fútbol fans) get up to, I still think cycling fans are the worst.
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Having that cowboy chasing me would certainly motivate me to move faster.
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Hodor!

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Sometimes the compass is so messed up, I had an eggsecute show up in my bedromo at 2:30 after thunder woke me and a Pikachu show up in my living room during a rainstorm. Weird mechanics on this game. Still love it though.
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Baby cardinals in a rose bush next to my bar. They hatched a few days ago.
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They're gone. Apparently they become fledglings after only 9-11 days.
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So I'm browsing Netflix, and this gem of a plot summary shows up. I feel like I'm 11 years old and browsing the straight-to-video section of my local Blockbuster.

Which reminds me, I need to get to work finishing my screenplay that's tentatively titled Hack the Bag. Plot summary:

After earning a lifetime ban life from professional soccer for taking a dive, the disgraced Julio finds a new way to get his kicks: the dangerous world of underground hacky sack.
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This movie is: Exciting

Wow, now I have to watch it. The Netflix overlords demand it.
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Sounds like the perfect reason for Czechvar to re-file its trademark case against A-B/Inbev.

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I hear rumors that this goes perfectly well with a side of Freedom Fries. #sarcasm  #Murica http://www.fastcodesign.com/3059681/budweiser-renames-its-beer-america
Until the November election, Budweiser is swapping out everything on its canincluding its own nameto be as patriotic as possible.
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My eleven year old son said, "fuck you" to me for the first time today. I'm oddly proud of him.
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The worst opening lines of the worst imaginary novels.
Welcome to the sixteenth edition of the Lyttle Lytton Contest! This contest has two divisions. In one, entrants write relatively short openings to very bad imaginary novels. In the other, entrants submit relatively short passages they have found elsewhere, and we are to re-imagine them as the ...
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USA - NOLA - Virginia Beach, VA - Sacramenta, CA - Albuquerque. NM - Houston, TX - Lafayette, LA - Syracuse, NY - Atlanta, GA - Gaithersburg, MD
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I drink.

I play silly video games as well:
  • ToothlessSlackr on Ingress (Enlightened)
  • ToothlessSlacker on:
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    • Steam
    • Minecraft
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Married with two children.
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