Oh, well, you'll just swap to Freecell and avoid the ads? Think again. Ka-Ching.
What next? Having to pay $1 a day to keep Mr Clippy's bastard lovechild from invading your desktop?
(That said, re-engineering bugs with restriction endonucleases is still a cool thing to have even a little experience with. I got in just the right time ... late enough for it to have become routine, but early enough so that the ethics committees hadn't caught on and clamped down on all the fun)
#MolecularChemistry #Biochemistry #SyntheticBiology
Next they'll be asking for rulers and pulling their zips down.
And possibly scarier ... you have access to networks of friends of friends of friends of friends of friends that you don't know ... and you probably don't want that. There are nasty networks out there ...
What could POSSIBLY go wrong?
"The new addition shares your wifi passwords with your contacts ..."
"Wifi Sense will sync passwords with your contacts on Outlook, Skype and – with an additional setting switched on – your contacts' Facebook friends, too."
"It could be extremely useful and would allow you to distribute a new wifi password through the entire office in a matter of seconds."
I'd add a second law: "If it DOESN'T exist, but you can think of it, there is DEFINITELY woo for it".
And a third: "If there is woo for it, someone will make money from it."
And a fourth: "You make more money selling woo about things that cannot exist than you can make money selling woo about things that do exist"
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