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Daniel Weis
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I like Java but this is hilarious because it's true.
 
http://java.metagno.me/

"We created a simple Markov chain using class names from the Spring Framework. One of these classes is real. Two are made up. Pick the one that's not made up!"

I started off pretty well but now I'm down to 4 out of 10. (Curse you, SimpleHttpInvokerServiceExporter!)
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Woah, go Phillip Humber! #perfectgame
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Some really great caricatures.
 
Did someone say Ron Paul?

#ronpaul
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+David Andersen, not sure if you saw this (or even know the professor), but someone taught an OS class using Rust.

http://rust-class.org/pages/syllabus.html
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check out http://rust-class.org/pages/using-rust-for-an-undergraduate-os-course.html

He mentions your Distributed Systems course too.
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To the eventual researcher who finds the answer to P vs NP:

I will pay you, personally, $100 if you present your results in comic sans.  Why?   To crush the typeface-complainers, see them cringing before your slides, and hear the lamentations of their whining.  Because, good god, if you find something like the Higgs, or P != NP, you're bloody well allowed to present the results in whatever font you choose.

You can hold me to this.

[Edit:  I realize that at that point, $100 will have little meaning to you in light of the cool million you'll have gotten from winning the Millenium prize, but it's the thought that counts. :-) ]
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"Why?" he asked rhetorically, effortlessly putting a cool three spaces between the question mark and the first letter of the next sentence, boldly casting aside all typographic convention.
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Wow.
 
This is amazing. Must watch.
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This should be more visible!
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We are a bit surprised by Twitter's comments about Search plus Your World, because they chose not to renew their agreement with us last summer (http://goo.gl/chKwi), and since then we have observed their rel=nofollow instructions.
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  • Carnegie Mellon University
    Computer Science, 2006 - 2010
  • Carnegie Mellon University
    Information Systems, 2006 - 2010
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