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Purple Zebra
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3D technology really is coming on leaps and bounds.

Woman claims 3D porn made her pregnant.
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I got jealous of all the Americans posting their delicious looking thanksgiving food, so decided to cook myself a big ass hunters chicken and chips, with 2 chicken breasts and a gammon steak.

Too... Much... Meat. 
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This news from my home town is possibly a candidate for a grab bag story, but also would fit right in as a bulletin on Nightvale radio.

IGNORE THE CLOWNS. DO NOT LOOK AT, ACKNOWLEDGE, OR SPEND TOO LONG THINKING ABOUT THE CLOWNS. 

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Breaking News just in from my home town of Kings Kynn.

IGNORE THE CLOWNS. DO NOT LOOK AT, ACKNOWLEDGE, OR SPEND TOO LONG THINKING ABOUT THE CLOWNS.

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My window garden is coming along brilliantly.
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Great new feature of Google Now, I actually got notified of the new podcast this way, before it was downloaded by my podcast catcher (zune)

Also, hey! How is everyone? I've been absent for a while due to moving into a new flat and all the crazyness that involves (just ask Ashley). It took me over a month to get broadband installed, and even now its less than 2mb download speed, gah!... Next year I'm getting fibre.
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