Once upon a time, a man was visiting a different city on a business trip. After arriving at the airport, a taxi picked him up to take him to his hotel. A short while into the trip, the man tapped on the taxi driver's shoulder to get his attention. The second he touched him, though, the driver screamed and nearly jumped out of his seat, causing the taxi to swerve wildly and almost collide with an oncoming truck. The driver managed to regain control and shakily drove the taxi to the curb, where he stopped and apologized profusely to the man. The man, though upset, said that it was no problem and that he was glad they were okay.
Man: "It's alright! I never imagined that just tapping your shoulder would scare you so much."
Taxi driver: "It's just that this is my first day driving a taxi. I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years."
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