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Daniel Huckstep
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"I used to tell my kids that if they were ever in trouble, they should go to the police for help. Now my kids don’t want to go to sleep at night because they’re afraid the cops will kill them or their family."
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A few photos from RailsConf 2014 in Chicago.
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2014-05-29
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"Police are investigating the circumstances of Funke’s death, but they don’t believe her being targeted by cyberbullies had anything to do with it."

Police went on to further state that having their head this far up their ass is beneficial when checking for stomach cancer.
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"It also has to be monitored by an independent privacy professional for the next 20 years."

Yeah because they'll totally be around for the next 20 years...
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"Male privilege is “I have a boyfriend” being the only thing that can actually stop someone from hitting on you because they respect another male-bodied person more than they respect your rejection/lack of interest."
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And this is why I want miniature horses.
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By whatever means necessary.
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I want to chat with other devops/sysadmin type folks who are the only ones at your company who know how the servers work.

We're looking at getting other people involved, but there's always more
important stuff going on, so I have nobody to discuss infrastructure ideas and problems with.

Feel the same way? This group is for you.
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"A search timeout, bounding the search request to be executed within the specified time value and bail with the hits accumulated up to that point when expired. Defaults to no timeout."

Sweet. What fucking format? A number? Text? Is it seconds? milliseconds? nanoseconds? Can I use something like "1s" or "500ms"? YOUR DOCS ARE USELESS.
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