I hate my Samsung tablet and want it to go away.
Need a REAL keyboard.
I also do not want anything with the name Hewlett Packard on it.
Does anyone have any suggestions?
Most things with a score of 2,000 or more on this list: www.cpubenchmark.net/cpu_list.php are gonna be decent. More than that you won't really need unless you're gonna push it for some kind of CPU heavy task. The newest Haswell Celerons (2955U) that are common score around the 1500s, and I think the quad core Atom chips they have now (e.g. ASUS T100) are similar + some of the special features.
When you really wanna care about a CPU today is more like, "Am I gonna be rendering my own CGI/3D movie?" than "I love Farmville!"