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Theresa May Applauded by EU leaders Because She 'made little effort bending over', Jean-Claude Juncker Says Ahead of Deal - Daily Squib - BRUSSELS - Belgium - European leaders are set to give their approval for Brexit talks to move on to the next phase today after Jean-Claude Juncker said last week's divorce deal amounted to "sufficient progress after massive concessions by the British".

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Stop Moaning Farage and Do Something About May's Non Brexit - Daily Squib - LONDON - England - A brief open communique to Chief Brexiteer Nigel Farage.

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FAKE NEWS: Donald Trump Outraged at New Book That Reimagines Strange Historical Facts Through His Eyes - Daily Squib - WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Donald Trump today declared that all books written by satirical author David Hutter be incinerated in the White House incinerator.

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Daily Squib in Talks With Egyptian Courts to Release Singer Who Ate Banana - Daily Squib - CAIRO - Egypt - A court which gave a two year jail sentence to a singer who appeared in a music video eating a banana has been petitioned by our lawyers and should be released soon.

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Russians Now Living in Extreme Poverty Levels - Daily Squib - MOSCOW - Russia - The divide between rich and poor Russians has become wider under Vladimir Putin's reign.

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Guy Verhofstadt, the European Parliament’s Brexit Coordinator Eats Cockroach On Live TV - Daily Squib - STRASBOURG - France - The so-called Brexit negotiations were today put on hold as Guy Verhofstadt ate fourteen cockroaches whilst talking at the EU parliament building.

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#youtoo Sexual Harassment Hashtag Takes Over Twitter - Daily Squib - SAN FRANCISCO - USA - Men who have unjustifiably been accused of sexual harassment and unjustly tried on social networks by self-appointed judges with no evidence to back up their claims, are fighting back with a #youtoo hashtag.

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John Cleese in Cafe Breastfeeding Row - Daily Squib - LONDON - England - John Cleese, English actor and comedian has been involved in a breastfeeding row at The Grosvenor café Soho.

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Feminists Want 'Phallic' Christmas Trees Banned - Daily Squib - LOS ANGELES - USA - Feminist groups are urging the banning of all Christmas trees, usually used in the Christmas season and decorated, to be banned as they represent a fertile phallus as conducted in Pagan ceremonies thousands of years ago, and later adopted by Christians.

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Triumphant Theresa May Delivers Non-Brexit - Daily Squib - BRUSSELS - Belgium - A jubilant and triumphant Theresa May today patted herself on the back for delivering a Brexit that is not actually a Brexit but is technically a Brexit only in name.
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