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A man who struck his estranged wife with his penis when she refused him sex has been jailed for five days.
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I think that's called a cock slap lol
 
That's fucking hysterical. I had no idea, I could call the police when my husband smacks my thigh with his fire hose. I'm calling the police... Baha!
 
As seen in the Exeter book of old anglo-saxon riddles:

This hangs beneath his master’s cloak
Is styffe and hard and he means to poke
A holle he has oft fylled beforr
Or use to wack her on the jaw
 
Obviously old school. I like!!
 
I wonder if anyone told the judge that his job is a joke during that trial.
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