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Ingress observations, made specifically at Persepolis is Portland, but have been observed in general game play:

3 portals, one inaccessible by vehicle.
(Enlightened) Let's capture all the portals!
(Resistance) I can't reach that one from the car, let them have it.

Fresh new gear gets handed out at the anomaly.
(Enlightened) I think JoeRandom got one. He hacked 700 portals.
(Resistance) Everyone on our team got them from cards handed out by he game organizers.

Contesting a portal gets heated.
(Enlightened) Chill, it's a game.
(Resistance) Dude, I'll murder your entire bloodline.

These are generalized observations. It would be nice if the Enlightened got half the handouts the Resistance did yesterday. Half. 
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I also want to say that I've met plenty of level headed, downright personable Resistance agents. Hell, I genuinely like some of them. Why? It's a game and I'm meeting people, going places, and having fun. Those I like share that outlook. I'm glad for those people.

My post is about the lunatic fringe. Enlightened have them, too, I just haven't personally met any of them. I've been told about harassing folks, cheaters, etc from the green team. I know they exist. I just don't personally know any of them.

My biggest beef is with the lazy asses. Don't fucking drive a block just to hit an extra portal. Walk. There's a fucking badge for that, even. I've been told the KM for Enlightened destroys the Resistance KM. From what I've personally witnessed, it's completely true.

Get out of your car. Get some exercise. 
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Dear +Ingress, I think I'm ready for #Persepolis tomorrow in Portland, OR, USA!

Bringing enlightenment to all the world, one Burster at a time. (2000 times).

In case anyone is wondering, it's taken 3 weeks and only a small donation of 135 bursters to accomplish this amazing feat. This is a real scanner screenshot. 
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Awaiting Portland #Persepolis, almost stocked fully for the anomaly and ready to do some serious damage for the Enlightened. I'm out to free some minds tomorrow.
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  • Bismarck State College
    Business Management, 2004 - 2006
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I am not a "disc jockey." Stop asking me to join a circle for musical reasons.
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I am the epic one, I am the legendary, I am the superior one... I am DJ... Master of the Universe.
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Deliver mail.
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  • United States Postal Service
    Supervisor, 2014 - present
  • United States Postal Service
    Rural Carrier Associate, 2006 - 2014
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Beulah, ND 58523 - Gulfport, MS 39501 - Mandan, ND 58554 - Bismarck, ND 58504 - Okinawa City, Okinawa - Roosevelt Roads, Puerto Rico
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