Random person: "Hey, it's ___." Added to circles.
Me: "Do I know you?"
Random Person: "I wish, I saw you play in Attica, though."
Me: "I'm a postal employee in Oregon. DJ is my name, not my profession."
Note: IT SAYS THAT ON MY PROFILE. I'm not a DJ, I have the NAME DJ.
Read before you make yourself look silly, please.