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The Smut song

Smut! It's what we adore,
smut smut smut,
then smut some more.

Bare naked titties,
big old bouncers and itty bitties...
We all love boobs,
From the rich man to the poor man.
Livin' in a penthouse down to the door-man,
We all want to see
THOSE TIG OL' BITTIES

Smut! It's what we adore, 
smut smut smut, 
then smut some more. 

Shake it wiggle it,
Bounce that ass,
Or just jiggle it!
Looking for peaches
or the Crack of Dawn,
Wiggle that ass and give us the horn!
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Replace everything alluring to women and do that with men and you've got me in a singular song
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Fallout 4 down from £49 to £39 on Steam.
I'm hoping that there will be a set of pre-order bonuses or a further reduction in price.
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Mars is the only planet populated by robots!
... apart from Venus. And the moon. And that asteroid.
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Bleep Boop. I Am Not A Robot, Meatsack.
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I'm going to write a romance novel.
About bears.
Here's the first page:

They say love at first sight is a cliché, but when Valerie saw Edmund, in her long sweeping emerald dress and ‘Pond St*r’ t-shirt, showing a disinterested Economic student her favourite frog, he felt a jolt from the pit of his stomach, up through his breastbone as though tazered in the taint by Cupid.
“I have to have her!” he breathed to his stalewart companion, Bob Robbington, a man with a heart as large as his gut, a true friend, even if he did have a distressing tendency to bring up the topic of horse genitals in conversation.
“Who, the filly in the hotpants?” he asked, receiving an irate shake of the head from Valerie, “Oh the one with the ‘stache?” he asked.
“She does not have a mustache!” protested Val. “She’s perfect…” he added in breathy tones. “I have to meet her.” He growled, thrusting his half empty cup of weak beer into Bob’s hand.”
“What?” said Bob. “Sorry, I thought I saw a bear in the bushes…” he said distractedly, and took a swig of the beer. “Eugh, takes like a horse his dick in this…”
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Ohbby. So hawt
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Greece is falling back on Democracy in these harsh times: They've all voted to not pay their debts, raise taxes, and then not pay the taxes.
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We just got strobe lighting, rain... and then these things started hitting:
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A poll for female type women ladies!
What would you really prefer?
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Chicken Nuggets
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SCIENCE!!! :)
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I am also not Drake's ghostwriter.
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Make a movie with Eiji Tsuburaya! #GoogleDoodle
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Well, AC is nearly upon us. So here's a few words about not dying on your feet:

Remember 621 - Monosodium Glut... wait, 6:2:1 -
6 Hours sleep: You don't want to get so fried that your memories of the con are a blur of faux fur. You need sleep to enjoy it.
2 Meals: Because low blood sugar sucks and you can burn a surprising amount of calories prowling the con. Don't forget to get your protein and veg as well as your grease intake. I know, it's harsh that fries aren't counted as a vegetable.
1 Shower: Let's call this a minimum. Scrub down, be fresh. You don't want to be that one Furry who's got a six foot perimeter around them because they have The Stench. Febreeze or spraying Axe body spray onto your t-shirt does not work.

These are guidelines for the minimum. Feel free to take three showers and change your shirt twice, take a nap in your hotel room and grab three nutritionally balanced meals per day if you need to - But don't try to power through without sleep or food.
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So Apple Music's thing about having a live DJ turns out to be "A live DJ.. for a while and then put the show on repeat."
If you can get on since they apparently didn't buy enough servers.
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Saw some nice crepuscular rays earlier.
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Introduction
Who am I?
I'm just this guy. Amateur artist, a nerd of many hats, occasional writer and general un-social social beast.

I am neither №1, or №2 or №6.

I'm British, specifically English. I've lived in a handful of different countries and like most English, I know one language which I speak poorly - Though I'd say I rite teh English bettar than what  I've ever speaked it. 

I've travelled around, mostly in the West, but a little of the East and down below the equator and come to the conclusion that pretty much everyone is just the same, at heart, and that luckily, people are generally  inclined to be OK!

Hear that Human race? You're OK!
Bragging rights
Climbed a volcano (For breakfast), flown a plane, fired some guns, snorkelled some seas and crawled through some caves. Petted a tiger, held a vulture, walked through deserts, wore glitter in public. Been a professional clown, been on TV a few times, once on stilts in a Miniseries, had my own business, was part of The Establishment, swum nude in a hot spring up a mountain... Lifelong Atheist, Still alive.
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Had to bring earplugs. Vue seems to feel that if you don't have tinnitus by the end of the previews, then they've failed. I bought my ticket, found someone sitting in my seat who refused to move. Went and told the staff who seemed irritated that I was bothering them and mumbled something about sorting it, then never showed up.
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Some great staff... mostly ignorant, and obnoxious. DOn't ask for details, they'll mostly just read the shelf label and get irate if you wan to know anything that's not on the label.
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I've never been here and I don't bowl, but if I had, and did I'd also be delighted with the friendly service and range of snacks and beverages available.
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Bought something, it was faulty, Scan paid for i to be returned and replaced it. They also sent me e-mails every step of the purchase > Delivery cycle so I knew what was going on.
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Friendly staff, good quality food, reasonable prices. The shop is set up so customers can see the kitchen and ingredients, making it easy to see that Dario's is clean and all in order.
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