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Crystal Smith-Connelly
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Attended College of Charleston
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Need a Christmas gift for the twisted comedy fan in your life? How about a signed copy of For I Am Zeus, Never Trust an Angel and Other Plays, or Goat Herpes and Other Problems? Only $10 (plus shipping)! : )
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For I Am Zeus: A Collection of Plays About Greek Mythology contains six short plays about the most entertaining of the Greek gods. Join Zeus as he suffers through marriage counseling, makes an...
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Never Trust an Angel and Other Plays is on sale for 99¢...it's the perfect time of year to read about Satan! ; )

http://www.amazon.com/Never-Trust-Angel-Other-Plays-ebook/dp/B00C372PIS/

Satan is sure that his overachieving son will run Hell someday, but his wife has a secret that may change everything. Jesus wants to quit his job to start a Christian metal band, and now it's up to God to find a new Messiah...but the person he has in mind doesn't want the job. Will God be able to find a suitable Messiah? Will Christian metal be as terrible as it sounds, or will Jesus take the music business by storm? Will Satan and Angel's relationship survive Angel's betrayal? You'll find answers to these questions and more (How did Judas end up with a courtroom TV show?) in Never Trust an Angel and Other Plays.

Never Trust an Angel and Other Plays was voted best comedy book of 2013 in the Turning the Pages Book of the Year contest.
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Here's the schedule for the first week of Horror Movie Month:

10/1: Scream
10/2: Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon
10/3: Child's Play
10/4: Dead-Alive
10/5: The Conjuring
10/6: A Nightmare on Elm Street
10/7: Unfriended
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#Paranormal Jokes and #Haiku is on sale for 99¢!

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Zombies only want
To eat brains, so don't worry.
Trust me you'll be fine.

Why do they call him
Bigfoot? Are they trying to
Make him self-conscious?
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playwriting, comedy, book publication, blogging, cooking, memorizing Arrested Development
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  • Charleston County Public Library
    Library Assistant I, 2005 - 2013
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Charleston, SC
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Playwright with a twisted sense of humor
Introduction
I'm a playwright from Charleston, SC who has written dozens of short plays, two musicals, and one full-length play. My plays have been performed in Maryland, New York, Los Angeles, and France, and my influences include Trey Parker and Matt Stone, Conan O'Brien, Sarah Silverman, Steve Martin, and Tina Fey. I'm the author of For I Am Zeus: A Collection of Plays About Greek Mythology, Never Trust an Angel and Other Plays, Goat Herpes and Other Problems, and Paranormal Jokes and Haiku. I also run a paranormal blog (http://paranormalcrystal.blogspot.com/). : )
Bragging rights
My play Godly Acres was performed as part of the Fourth Annual Chester Horn Short Play Festival in New York City (2009) and the Acts on the Edge short play festival at the Edgemar Center for the Arts in Santa Monica, CA (2010). For I Am Zeus: A Collection of Plays About Greek Mythology was voted the best comedy book of 2012 in the Turning the Pages Book of the Year contest.
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  • College of Charleston
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