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Crystal Smith-Connelly
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Paranormal Jokes and Haiku is now available for Kindle!

http://www.amazon.com/Paranormal-Jokes-Haiku-Crystal-Smith-Connelly-ebook/dp/B00U1SPTZM/

Paranormal Jokes and Haiku explores the lighter side of the paranormal...you won't get scared reading these poems and corny jokes about ghosts, aliens, Bigfoot, and other creatures of the unknown! The book contains 49 haiku and 26 groan-inducing jokes from paranormal blogger Crystal Smith-Connelly (of the blog Why would you want to be normal when you could be paranormal?).

Why do they call him
Bigfoot? Are they trying to
Make him self-conscious?

What is a ghost's favorite instrument?
The boo-kulele
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Horns is a 2013 movie starring Daniel Radcliffe, Juno Temple, Max Minghella, Joe Anderson, Kelli Garner, James Remar, Kathleen Quinlan, Heather Graham, and David Morse.  I really liked Joe Hill's novel, so I've been excited t...
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For I Am Zeus: A Collection of Plays About Greek Mythology contains six short plays about the most entertaining of the Greek gods. Join Zeus as he suffers through marriage counseling, makes an indecent proposal to his sisters, and tries to sleep with anything that moves.

For I Am Zeus: Zeus tries to pick up a woman at a bar.
Master of Disguise: Zeus is reunited with a few of his past lovers...and they are not happy.
'Til Death Do Us Part: Zeus and Hera give marriage counseling a try.
Last God Standing: Zeus and God are the final two on a reality show (hosted by Jesus) which will determine who is the most awesome god of all time.
Four's a Crowd: Zeus tries to talk his sisters into a four-way.
A Greek God Walks Into a Bar...: Zeus hosts a speed-dating night at his son's bar.

For I Am Zeus: A Collection of Plays About Greek Mythology was voted best comedy book of 2012 in the Turning the Pages Book of the Year contest.

https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/317582
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I recently visited the UFO Watchtower in Saguache County, Colorado, and though I didn't see any UFOs, I did have a great time looking around and talking to Judy Messoline, who created the watchtower. Judy wrote a book called ...
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Paranormal Jokes and Haiku is on #sale for 99¢ today and tomorrow...it's my first book that isn't a book of plays, and if you get it, I really hope you enjoy it! If you want to read my #paranormal #poetry and corny jokes, you can read the book even if you don't have a Kindle...just download the Kindle reading app, and you'll be all set. : )

http://www.amazon.com/Paranormal-Jokes-Haiku-Crystal-Smith-Connelly-ebook/dp/B00U1SPTZM/
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My play 'Til Death Do Us Part was performed in Hollywood last year, and the cast did an amazing job...check it out! : )
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I hope everyone had a great Christmas and a Happy New Year! I had an 80s New Year/birthday party, so I had a fun New Year's Eve. I decided to make a Ghostbusters cake using an edible cake topper from Tasty Topper Designs (htt...
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Playwright
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playwriting, comedy, book publication, blogging, cooking, memorizing Arrested Development
Employment
  • Charleston County Public Library
    Library Assistant I, 2005 - 2013
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Charleston, SC
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Playwright with a twisted sense of humor
Introduction
I'm a playwright from Charleston, SC who has written dozens of short plays, two musicals, and one full-length play. My plays have been performed in Maryland, New York, Los Angeles, and France, and my influences include Trey Parker and Matt Stone, Conan O'Brien, Sarah Silverman, Steve Martin, and Tina Fey. I'm the author of For I Am Zeus: A Collection of Plays About Greek Mythology, Never Trust an Angel and Other Plays, Goat Herpes and Other Problems, and Paranormal Jokes and Haiku. I also run a paranormal blog (http://paranormalcrystal.blogspot.com/). : )
Bragging rights
My play Godly Acres was performed as part of the Fourth Annual Chester Horn Short Play Festival in New York City (2009) and the Acts on the Edge short play festival at the Edgemar Center for the Arts in Santa Monica, CA (2010). For I Am Zeus: A Collection of Plays About Greek Mythology was voted the best comedy book of 2012 in the Turning the Pages Book of the Year contest.
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  • College of Charleston
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Crystal Smith