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Crystal Smith-Connelly
Worked at Charleston County Public Library
Attended College of Charleston
Lives in Charleston, SC
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Only one week until I unleash Zeus on L.A. Get ready, Hollywood...Zeus just might get you pregnant. ; )
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Some idiot lawmakers in South Carolina want to give rights to fertilized eggs and are trying to pass a bill that would outlaw most forms of birth control (not just emergency contraception)...hey, assholes, my eggs don't get to have more rights than I do! Outlawing birth control is the dumbest idea I've ever heard, and I doubt it would ever pass since it would punish men too, but maybe sign this petition just in case (this state is pretty backwards, after all).

https://secure.ppaction.org/site/Advocacy?cmd=display&page=UserAction&id=17327
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I used to work at a preschool, and the kids were so bad that my tubes tied themselves. #truestory
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The Roswell UFO Festival is scheduled for July 5th and 6th.  I went last year, and it was so much fun that I wish I could go every year...and it inspired me to start this blog!  The schedule won't be up until closer to the fe...
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Today the blog has its second guest post...this time from Patricia Lane.  She's a paranormal investigator (a job that I'm fascinated by, but scared to do), and she's going to tell us about the most memorable experience she's ...
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A new show called Resurrection began airing on ABC on Sunday, March 9th, and I’ve really been looking forward to it since I enjoyed the book it was based on (The Returned by Jason Mott).  The show takes place in the town of A...
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playwriting, comedy, book publication, blogging, cooking, memorizing Arrested Development
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  • Charleston County Public Library
    Library Assistant I, 2005 - 2013
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Charleston, SC
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Playwright with a twisted sense of humor
Introduction
I'm a playwright from Charleston, SC who has written dozens of short plays, two musicals, and one full-length play. My plays have been performed in Maryland, New York, Los Angeles, and France, and my influences include Trey Parker and Matt Stone, Conan O'Brien, Sarah Silverman, Steve Martin, and Tina Fey. I'm the author of For I Am Zeus: A Collection of Plays About Greek Mythology and Never Trust an Angel and Other Plays, and I run a paranormal blog (http://paranormalcrystal.blogspot.com/).
Bragging rights
My play Godly Acres was performed as part of the Fourth Annual Chester Horn Short Play Festival in New York City (2009) and the Acts on the Edge short play festival at the Edgemar Center for the Arts in Santa Monica, CA (2010). For I Am Zeus: A Collection of Plays About Greek Mythology was voted the best comedy book of 2012 in the Turning the Pages Book of the Year contest.
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  • College of Charleston
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Crystal Smith