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Crystal McBride
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I do stuff. I make stuff. I run. I lift. I swear. I fucking love makeup and hair dye.
I do stuff. I make stuff. I run. I lift. I swear. I fucking love makeup and hair dye.

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News anchor, regarding the gas leak downtown: "Everything is under control, except the gas leak."

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I hate this fucking place.
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Thanks to the wonders of Google, last night I was treated with several pictures of myself from when I just started dabbling in makeup on 2014. This pretty much sums up every picture. +Eddie McBride​ told me this morning "thank you for figuring out eyebrows."
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I am totally doing this once we replace the wonky steps.
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"So for drugs that I can only get with a prescription, I need to get a prescription? There's no way I can just buy it from you directly?"

- random guy wanting an antidepressant
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These are something I'm going to have a hard time staying away from.
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