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Crystal McBride
Works at Coin-Operated Customs
Attended Toll Gate High School
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Coworker that's supposed to cover the night shift called out.

I am NOT staying late.
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Heh, sounds like he's destined to be...er.... popular. :) /s
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Last night before going to bed, I was trying to use sweat in the past tense.

I couldn't.

Then the past tense if the word popped into my mind:

SWÄT

+Crystal McBride​ then tried to tell me that the word doesn't exist.

Swät is the past tense if sweat.

Yes, it is.
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Harley uses a Mateba? :swoon:
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I need these, with shots of Bailey's, as is befitting a woman of my age.
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+Mike DeSimone excellent suggestion!
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Shitty night, shitty sleep, shitty morning.

Forgot my glasses at home. I'll live.
I just want to go home and listen to some very loud music.

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looks like Beaker from the Muppets!
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Got one of regular losers (doctor shopping, occasional syringe purchases "for my diabetic grandmother!") trying to tell me all about her equally loser boyfriend's abcess in the crook of his elbow. "It was a rusty fishhook! It jabbed him!"

Sure. I've seen Requiem For a Dream, I know the drill.
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I'm considering selling off the pony collection. I don't want to. I spent a lot of hard earned money on the collection. I did a lot of custom ponies to earn that money.

On the other hand.... There are just too many things that need to be done/fixed in the house that we don't have the money for, and I don't foresee us earning/saving for. When +Eddie McBride​'s parents come down, they've already said that they'll be helping us fix up some things that we don't have the know-how and/or tools to do ourselves, but they're not going to pay for it. At least, I'm not expecting them to do so. Hell, I can't even scrape together the $25 for the paint supplies to do the bedroom, let alone the $300 it will cost us to replace the stairs, about the same for the kitchen ceiling, and about the same for the kitchen walls before we put can the pallet shelves up.

Plus, we still owe some taxes, and we NEED to get his citizenship shit worked on.

I feel like I need to set up a GoFundMe campaign for my life.
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I am declaring this the new dress code for work. Please alert the corporate office.
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You will have to ram that dress code through HR. I would hate to have to butt heads with them. Just don't be sheepish or they will try to pull the wool over your eyes. 
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Female
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February 12
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  • "Magnetic balls" puzzle game
  • Bejeweled 3
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I do stuff. I make stuff. I run. I lift. I swear. I fucking love makeup and hair dye.
Introduction
I'm what my grandmother called "the artsy-fartsy type."  I make custom My Little Ponies.  I also crochet, I cut glass, and I do a lot of origami.  It keeps my hands busy.

I'm a pharmacy technician, a runner, a blogger, and a wanna-be photographer.  I play the ukulele quite badly.

I have weird hair.
Bragging rights
I have three very strange phrases tattooed on my body. Two of them are in Latin.
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  • Toll Gate High School
    1995
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Only saw a conference room, but it was nice.
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Fabulous service and product every single time.
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If you're looking for anything other than vintage stuff and can buy it elsewhere, do so and save your money. Prices are generally higher than you'll find at the Target on the other side of the mall.
Quality: GoodAppeal: GoodService: Poor - Fair
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