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Crystal McBride
Works at Coin-Operated Customs
Attended Toll Gate High School
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It's my birthday! I woke up and greeted the day as a 39 year old. I'm going to eat some (fake) cookie dough and ignore my advancing age.
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Yay! Thank you.
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I have one of the most handsome kitties.
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I burnt the pizza, started a fight, and I've been home less than an hour. This mini-vacation is going to be fucking amazing.
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According to +Eddie McBride​, I need a pair of these.
Women's Ultra Wide Leg Black Hypnotix Jeans for Women by JNCO. Women's Line Available for Pre-Sale.
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They are back. I told Eddie last night that I would try some on for him, but I wouldn't buy them. Everyone seems to have one of those crazy female relatives that dresses about half her age, and I don't want to be that prison in the family.
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On the other hand, I also have this derp.
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Still a cute face. 
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I wasn't sure about it. But, my daughter asked me to watch it with her and I did. DeNiro owns that role.
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Can anyone explain why I know all the words to this?

I mean, aside from it being awesome.
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+James Olchak​ I'm going to start demanding a senior discount after my birthday this weekend.
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I just keep thinking to myself, your just need to make it through this shift and you've got a 4-day weekend, and some fucking birthday cake.

Right now, I just want some sort of pasta and sauce, a workout, and the ability to sleep in tomorrow. Oh, and a set of dumbbells. And maybe the chance to play with the fabulous blow torch thing the work crew is using in the store this morning.
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Hopped on the gray hair bandwagon last week.
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One of my patients told me "it's probably the tamest of the weird shit you've done, but I like it."
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I scream, you scream, bitches scream. 
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  • Toll Gate High School
    1995
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✓ Verified Crazy Bitch. I have a blog. I do stuff. I make stuff. I run. I swear. I have cleavage.
Introduction
I'm what my grandmother called "the artsy-fartsy type."  I make custom My Little Ponies.  I also crochet, I cut glass, and I do a lot of origami.  It keeps my hands busy.

I'm a pharmacy technician, a runner, a blogger, and a wanna-be photographer.  I play the ukulele quite badly.

I have weird hair.
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I have three very strange phrases tattooed on my body. Two of them are in Latin.
Work
Employment
  • Coin-Operated Customs
    present
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Gender
Female
Birthday
February 12
Apps with Google+ Sign-in
  • "Magnetic balls" puzzle game
  • Interlocked
  • Bejeweled 3
  • Fallout Shelter
Only saw a conference room, but it was nice.
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Fabulous service and product every single time.
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If you're looking for anything other than vintage stuff and can buy it elsewhere, do so and save your money. Prices are generally higher than you'll find at the Target on the other side of the mall.
Quality: GoodAppeal: GoodService: Poor - Fair
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