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Crystal McBride
Works at Coin-Operated Customs
Attended Toll Gate High School
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Chaucer and his kitty app.... 
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Does he actually play with it? Do you separate the cats or is that for the ferret?
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"Random guy at the pharmacy: [pointing at my chest tattoo, which was the only one visible from where he was standing] "Hey, nice tattoo."

Me: "Thanks."

Random guy: "Can I touch it?"
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:: record wipe sound ::

what?!

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Dear angry old man,

Just because your doctor wrote a script for a drug doesn't mean that your insurance will pay for it. Yelling "But I have a prescription! You have to fill it!" doesn't change anything. At all.

Unless of course you want to pay $50/tab out of pocket.

No?

Sorry. No boner for you. 
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Now that I'm not totally limited to the plus size spectrum, I'm adding a bunch of stuff to my wish list that I can wear to work (because it's blue) and rock on the weekends as well. 
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I like the Rockabilly dress that Torrid/Hot Topic carries.  Really comfy material and cute print.
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Thunder thighs... thundercats. The connection is obvious.
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Wrestling legend Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka is being charged with third-degree murder and involuntary manslaughter for the death of his girlfriend more than 32 years ago in an assault at an Allentown area motel, Lehigh County authorities said.
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I have no idea what to do for this year's RI Comic Con cosplay. I'm torn between a Ring Wraith, or Jem, but I'm open to suggestions that don't involve spandex suits. 
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OMG JEM! My daughters love Jem! (personally I'm kinda a misfits fan - and our songs are better)
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Oh my.
Enjoy this decadent red velvet french toast recipe from Cafe Delites! More cake for breakfast anyone? Lately, Pinterest has been swimming with red velvet everything. But. One thing I haven't seen is french toast. Scrap that. A red velvet french toast
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Oh HAI
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Most excellent husband in the world decided that I needed new jewelry today, so we went to the local shop and picked up something for my septum. Naturally, the one time neither of us asks for a price.... and I pick out something that eats up half a paycheck. But it's so pretty and I love how much more feminine it is compared to the circular barbell I've had for 7 years now. 
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Good girl 👧 👏👌😅
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LOVE IT!
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  • Toll Gate High School
    1995
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✓ Verified Crazy Bitch. I have a blog. I do stuff. I make stuff. I run. I swear. I have cleavage.
Introduction
I'm what my grandmother called "the artsy-fartsy type."  I make custom My Little Ponies.  I also crochet, I cut glass, and I do a lot of origami.  It keeps my hands busy.

I'm a pharmacy technician, a runner, a blogger, and a wanna-be photographer.  I play the ukulele quite badly.

I have weird hair.
Bragging rights
I have three very strange phrases tattooed on my body. Two of them are in Latin.
Work
Employment
  • Coin-Operated Customs
    present
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Gender
Female
Birthday
February 12
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  • Fallout Shelter
Public - 4 months ago
reviewed 4 months ago
Fabulous service and product every single time.
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reviewed 4 months ago
If you're looking for anything other than vintage stuff and can buy it elsewhere, do so and save your money. Prices are generally higher than you'll find at the Target on the other side of the mall.
Quality: GoodAppeal: GoodService: Poor - Fair
Public - 2 years ago
reviewed 2 years ago
5 reviews
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Public - 4 months ago
reviewed 4 months ago
Excellent fish and chips!
Food: Very GoodDecor: GoodService: Very Good
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